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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers.
"Hello?"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes
Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent
his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from
another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are
now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for
Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for
HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?"
questioned Mrs. Sanders.

"Normally we can, but the new health care system
will only pay for these expensive tests just one time..."

''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "

"The folks at 'ObamaCare' recommend that
you drop your husband off somewhere in the
middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't
sleep with him."

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:r

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:r:r:r

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Wow, ObamaCare sounds just like BushCare.

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This thread probably won't last long. Where is the popcorn.

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How does one diagnose Alzheimers from a biopsy? Except maybe brain biopsy, and that would be at time of autopsy. HIV certainly wouldn't be dx'ed this way. I just can't see how this little story is plausible. I think someone is making it up.

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John, you do realize this is the Jokes forum, don't you.

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This joke just keeps getting better and better!:r:r

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Good one!!

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hahaha, good un.

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That's clearly a biopsy that went wrong

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Funny stuff! :tu