Sweet Nothings
 

A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!" The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer.

A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say "You're a handsome man!" The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from.

When he went back to his beer, the voice said again "What a stud you are!" The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on.

The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts--they're complimentary."

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haha.:tu

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Good one!! :tu

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:lv

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:D tell me some jokes in person come November

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:rolleyes:

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lmao nice one paul!!!

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O-man

I'm stealing that one!:r

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:r