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MedicCook 05-27-2009 09:26 PM

Her Diary - His Diary
 
HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.























HIS DIARY:

Harley wouldn't start today can't figure it out, but at least I got laid.

kaelaria 05-27-2009 09:39 PM

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ROTF - SOOOOOOO True!!

theonlybear4CORT 05-27-2009 09:42 PM

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HAHAHA ain't that the truth.

kelmac07 05-28-2009 05:51 AM

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Ha ha ha!!

Thaplumbr 05-28-2009 02:50 PM

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Nice:tu

WildBlueSooner 05-28-2009 04:58 PM

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:r word

tobii3 05-28-2009 05:54 PM

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So....um....guys writing in a diary....is that a Yankee thing??

G G 05-28-2009 05:59 PM

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True-true.:tu

MedicCook 06-01-2009 11:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tobii3 (Post 401802)
So....um....guys writing in a diary....is that a Yankee thing??

It is when they are in 1st place. :tu

acarr 06-02-2009 10:33 AM

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:tu

shilala 06-02-2009 10:35 AM

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:r

rennD 06-02-2009 10:52 AM

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True and sad at the same time. Now fess up, how many of you have diaries? :r


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