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G G 05-19-2009 05:46 PM
The best surgeon
 
Three California surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.":tu

CasaDooley 05-19-2009 06:10 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
Yeeehawww:r

Don Francisco 05-19-2009 06:33 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
Lmfao!!

dunng 05-19-2009 07:12 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
:r :r :r

Savor the Stick 05-19-2009 07:15 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
:r:r:r

Thanks Greg!

karmaz00 05-19-2009 07:27 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
lol..good oen

CBI_2 05-20-2009 03:31 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
:r:r :wo That is great. :tu

G G 05-20-2009 03:33 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
I was hopin you would like this one Paul.

CBI_2 05-21-2009 08:13 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 390806)
I was hopin you would like this one Paul.
Thanks. Most definitely. Told it several times today. They all loved it. :tu

md4958 05-21-2009 08:15 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
:r:r:r

taltos 05-21-2009 08:24 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ggainey (Post 390806)
I was hopin you would like this one Paul.
This Paul likes it too!:tu

kelmac07 05-21-2009 08:27 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
Classic!!!

G G 05-22-2009 07:44 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taltos (Post 392789)
This Paul likes it too!:tu
The more Pauls that like it the better.:dance:

taltos 05-23-2009 08:08 AM
Re: The best surgeon
 
I do think that you insulted horse's asses.:D

nozero 05-23-2009 08:16 AM
Re: The best surgeon
 
Thanks, I needed that. :r

SeanGAR 05-23-2009 05:17 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
It wouldn't be so damned funny if it wasn't believable. :r

G G 05-23-2009 05:20 PM
Re: The best surgeon
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by taltos (Post 394632)
I do think that you insulted horse's asses.:D
I will have to agree with that Paul.:tu

Rockestone 05-23-2009 05:23 PM
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:r:r:r


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