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CBI_2 02-28-2009 04:51 PM

Baptist Shampoo
 
While shopping in a grocery store, two Baptist church ladies happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second good Baptist sister answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first sister replied that she would handle that without a problem.

She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look, so the good Baptist sister said, 'This is for washing our hair.'

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer and said,

'The curlers are on me.'

G G 02-28-2009 07:04 PM

Re: Baptist Shampoo
 
Nice one Paul.

SmokeyJoe 02-28-2009 07:13 PM

Re: Baptist Shampoo
 
Paul... you are a funny man. :D

Starscream 03-01-2009 06:52 PM

Re: Baptist Shampoo
 
:)

RUNYYFan 06-29-2014 10:03 AM

Re: Baptist Shampoo
 
Thanks to Paul for posting another oldie-but-goodie.

(Yes, it's Sunday and I'm enjoying the warm sunny weather by laying out and reading old jokes.)

kelmac07 06-29-2014 10:04 AM

Re: Baptist Shampoo
 
:r :r

qwerty1500 06-29-2014 04:56 PM

Re: Baptist Shampoo
 
Admin ... Where is the "Like" symbol?

icehog3 06-29-2014 05:39 PM

Re: Baptist Shampoo
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by qwerty1500 (Post 1971449)
Admin ... Where is the "Like" symbol?

On Facebook. ;)

CBI_2 06-29-2014 09:05 PM

Re: Baptist Shampoo
 
I haven't posted in a while, but I post oldies but goodies 'cause that's what I am, and what do you mean there is no like symbol?! :D


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