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MedicCook 02-12-2009 09:47 PM

Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12
 
WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 10 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, dad?'

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, 'Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.'

'Oh I see,' replied the boy pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school. He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, 'Why are there 3 in this package?'

The dad replies, 'Those are for the high school boys, ONE for Friday ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday

'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these for?'

'Those are for college men,' the dad answers, 'TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.'

'WOW!' exclaimed the boy. 'Then who uses THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, 'Those are for married men.
ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...............'

TheJ 02-12-2009 09:48 PM

Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12
 
good one.

Darrell 02-12-2009 09:49 PM

Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12
 
:r

Nice Ryan. :tu

groogs 02-12-2009 10:37 PM

Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12
 
LMAO.:r:r

MedicCook 02-12-2009 10:44 PM

Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12
 
It's funny....because it's true.

markem 02-12-2009 10:45 PM

Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12
 
And why you can get them in singles? Your birthday or anniversary

MedicCook 02-12-2009 10:53 PM

Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12
 
Just use caution if you borrow from a friend. The pin holes in the condom trick is not funny if you are wearing the condom.

karmaz00 02-13-2009 12:25 AM

Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12
 
lol good one

dunng 02-13-2009 06:37 AM

Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12
 
:r :r :r :r

jamesb3 02-13-2009 09:59 PM

Re: Why condoms come in boxes of 3, 6, and 12
 
Now that is funny. :r


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