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Da Klugs 02-08-2009 08:00 PM

I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Not me the Cigar Aficianado in the attached video.

Pretty sad/funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86BF6...eature=related

Noticed he doesn't nose it at all. :r

Clampdown 02-08-2009 08:03 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
My favorite part is when the lighter wont work.

AD720 02-08-2009 08:05 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
The red Bic is a nice touch too.

God forbid you smoke past the band!

pnoon 02-08-2009 08:08 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Somebody should show him how to light a cigar.

WTF?!?!?! 3 types of cigars - Dominican, Honduran & Cuban. Uh, o.k.







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Snake Hips 02-08-2009 08:09 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Laugh at him all you want guys, but I'm all for keeping the community "politically clean" :D

karmaz00 02-08-2009 08:12 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
wow...he has no clue...lol

RottenZombie 02-08-2009 08:12 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Ummm,, I really don't know what to say.






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pnoon 02-08-2009 08:15 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by karmaz00 (Post 223846)
wow...he has no clue...lol

What do you expect? He's a Red Sox fan. ;)

Chompers 02-08-2009 08:23 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
I'm digging his hat

gettysburgfreak 02-08-2009 08:26 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
that video is a joke, looked like he took half the cigar off when he clipped it

yourchoice 02-08-2009 08:32 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
That is just plain funny! :r :r :r

And, BTW Dave, I love your Cicero sig quote!

Genetic Defect 02-08-2009 08:39 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
:r first tries the matches, then he bic then back to the matches. I now know I have been doing it wrong all this time :sad:

groogs 02-08-2009 08:50 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Did that "Petite Robusto" look like a figurado to anyone else.:confused::r

white_s2k 02-08-2009 08:52 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak (Post 223885)
that video is a joke, looked like he took half the cigar off when he clipped it

LOL I was like wtf....

Genetic Defect 02-08-2009 08:53 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
:confused: off the comments of a related video

yeah, you do not inhale, only reason i stick to cigars is because you can\are supposed to enjoy it without inhaling it.

Inhaling will give you a terrible headache and stomach pain. Also since cigars are labeled as 'do not inhale' they can put different chemicals in there which are very unhealthy; but if any health problems arise (lawsuit) they just say "we marketed it as a Do Not Inhale".

neoflex 02-08-2009 08:59 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Someone tell Litto Gomez that all Dominican cigars are Mild.
So keeping that in mind everyone must always smoke all LFD Double Ligeros or Chisels on an empty stomach from now on because this Aficianado says they are mild.:r I guess I better start putting all my Dominican selections in my morning smoke rotation from now on.:D

Ratters 02-08-2009 09:07 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Did he cut off the entire cap? Wow. And don't remove the band cause that's as far as you want to smoke? The band to the nub is the best part. :D And did he not know he could he could edit out the not lighting mistakes? :ss

DrDubzz 02-08-2009 09:16 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
a part of me likes to watch these videos, I get a kick out of them

the other part of me wants to :bh

CBI_2 02-08-2009 09:18 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
:r:r:r Thanks I needed a good laugh.

BTW shouldn't this thread be in the jokes section. :r

stearns 02-08-2009 09:19 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 223854)
What do you expect? He's a Red Sox fan. ;)

was this really necessary?

stearns

Waynegro1 02-08-2009 09:24 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
A bit windy, eh? I guess Nicaragua doesn't make the list. I must also add, I have grown to dispise the word "Puff", the word "Draw" is the preferred normenclature if you want to keep it "Politically Clean". :r:r

I can't help but like the fella anyway. :ss

SmokeyJoe 02-08-2009 09:25 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
So THAT is what the band is for!

Now I will know when to quit... :rolleyes:

pnoon 02-08-2009 09:25 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by stearns (Post 223959)
was this really necessary?

stearns

Lighten up. It was a joke.

Do you really think it's o.k. for Red Sox fans to bash the Yankees and their fans but it's not o.k. for the reverse?

DrDubzz 02-08-2009 09:27 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
anyone watch his other videos??

lol he has some top notch spanish lessons

DrDubzz 02-08-2009 09:28 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Waynegro1 (Post 223969)
A bit windy, eh? I guess Nicaragua doesn't make the list. I must also add, I have grown to dispise the word "Puff", the word "Draw" is the preferred normenclature if you want to keep it "Politically Clean". :r:r

I can't help but like the fella anyway. :ss

he seems well intended, just kinda... senile or something

Genetic Defect 02-08-2009 09:37 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by stearns (Post 223959)
was this really necessary?

stearns

wow, proof red sox fans are hypocritical :lv

Bruzee 02-08-2009 10:26 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Thanks for this link. I laughed my arse off! Although, the sad part is if I'd seen this when first starting, I'd believe most of it! :ss

JJG 02-08-2009 10:32 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
I have a friend about like this guy. He smokes at least one or two cigars a day and has probably been doing so for the last 30 years. He still clips half an inch off the end, blackens the whole foot while lighting up, leaves the band on until it starts to burn up, has never graduated beyond the JR catalog, and I am sure he considers himself a cigar aficianado. I mean, he has a subscription to the magazine right? I'm not claiming to be some kind of cigar expert but jeez, thank god for the internet.

Skywalker 02-08-2009 10:36 PM

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That video was provided to us through a grant!!!

I want a grant!!! I think I could do a better job with less than $20.00!

$5.00 Padron 2000 (Nicaraguan cigar which doesn't exist) a little more $$$ = better cigar
$2.00 Ronson Torch
$2.00 Cutter
$3.00 DV Tape

Watching this video priceless!!!


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King James 02-08-2009 10:37 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
he should have learned from this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5M6...eature=related




but seriously... I think the first guy writes for poof.

pnoon 02-08-2009 10:39 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by King James (Post 224092)
he should have learned from this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5M6...eature=related

Isn't that Jon Caputo? :D
After all, I saw the video and immediately thought "puff lifestyle" :D

Rock Star 02-08-2009 10:39 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
that was a petite robusto? and cubans are illegal? LoL..i only smoke domincans..very entertaining dave..thanks

Jimbo14 02-08-2009 11:11 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
What a dork - I found that hard to watch....

Oh well, as long as he enjoys them.

DrDubzz 02-08-2009 11:12 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
in summary, cigars are either: mild, strong, or illegal

markem 02-08-2009 11:31 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
well, I guess you are all saying that I should remove that bookmark, eh?

bigliver 02-08-2009 11:58 PM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
A grant, a man, a dream. Oh by the way, don't try to film a f*****g cigar video in the middle of the park on a windy day. Oh yeah, Cubans are illegal so don't smoke them. I only wish my local pawn shop would give me a grant to make a video.

Boss Hogg 02-09-2009 01:08 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
ugh... Bueller?.... Bueller?....

elderboy02 02-09-2009 05:03 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
That was funny :D

SeanGAR 02-09-2009 05:41 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Employee of the month. You can't beat that.

http://askmrmilo.com/EOTMStanley.html

I wonder how much the grant was.

It it was more than a buck, I would have great admiration for this man's negotiation skills.

Laptop computer with a camera, a windy day, one cigar to smoke, a cutter, matches and a bic lighter.

What would he spend the grant money on?

68TriShield 02-09-2009 05:50 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
So I guess the Nicaraguan cigars must be fugazi :confused:

stearns 02-09-2009 06:25 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 223973)
Lighten up. It was a joke.

Do you really think it's o.k. for Red Sox fans to bash the Yankees and their fans but it's not o.k. for the reverse?

psst. i was being sarcastic :D

stearns

BlackIrish 02-09-2009 06:41 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 223854)
What do you expect? He's a Red Sox fan. ;)

:fu

ucla695 02-09-2009 06:50 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Wow, that's hard to watch. The sad part is that someone will follow his method(s). :D At least it looks like he enjoys it. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak (Post 223885)
that video is a joke, looked like he took half the cigar off when he clipped it

No kidding. He clipped the whole thing off.

Java 02-09-2009 08:08 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Painful to watch.

Kreth 02-09-2009 08:21 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Well, by definition, an aficianado is nothing more than an enthusiast. It doesn't infer any kind of expertise. Still (and this is coming from a total newbie) the vid was laughable. I would have titled it How Not To Smoke A Cigar 101.

D_A 02-09-2009 08:25 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
I wonder if we qualify for the free diploma from his university now that we've watched the video.
http://www.askmrmilo.com/AskMrMiloUniversityHome.html

md4958 02-09-2009 08:33 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
somebody needs to send this guy a Ronson... The only GOOD thing about this video was the mention of the Red Sox! :dance:

kaisersozei 02-09-2009 09:05 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by D_A (Post 224498)
I wonder if we qualify for the free diploma from his university now that we've watched the video.
http://www.askmrmilo.com/AskMrMiloUniversityHome.html

This is genius:

"Ask Mr. Milo University if funded through an endowment from
The Ask Mr. Milo Foundation, the charitable arm of Ask Mr. Milo, Inc."

The guy's got a whole business...er, "university"...going here. Can you imagine the grant applications, tax write-offs, etc., he gets for filming this crap? Genius, I tell you, genius. Might even be something in the new Stimulus plans for universities like these.

I'm gonna build a university out of my garage.

VirtualSmitty 02-09-2009 09:09 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by stearns (Post 224307)
psst. i was being sarcastic :D

stearns

Apparently you were the only one who knew it! :r

jkim05 02-09-2009 09:23 AM

Re: I am a cigar aficianado!
 
This was hilarious, I had a lot of fun with my brother watching this video.


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