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icehog3 01-08-2009 12:18 AM

Lawn Mower DUI and Taser
 
I know this was posted on CS before, but I thought some of you who haven't seen it might get a kick out of it.

http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/M...serarrest.html

white_s2k 01-08-2009 12:22 AM

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"I'm just going down to the Oyster Shack, come on!"

:r :r :r

14holestogie 01-08-2009 12:29 AM

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I think I crapped my pants watching. :r

karmaz00 01-08-2009 12:49 AM

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lol good one

SmoknTaz 01-08-2009 01:00 AM

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I told ja, I told ja! This guy probably pissed his pants and thought he spilled his whiskey. :r :r :r

ashmaster 01-08-2009 05:27 AM

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I know my rights, I know my rights............loved it!

DBall 01-08-2009 07:03 AM

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"Ah think ah crapped mah paynts..."

Classic!

ahc4353 01-08-2009 07:10 AM

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No matter how many times I watch that I still laugh my a$$ off!

Thanks Tom.

md4958 01-08-2009 08:42 AM

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i think I crapped my pants!!

:r:r:r:r:r

D_A 01-08-2009 09:16 AM

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That's hilarious. :r This one is good too
http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpag...nmowerDUI.html

Heliofire 01-08-2009 09:28 AM

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:r:r:r:r LOL that is F'ing funny, "Your Fixin To Get Lit Up":r

md4958 01-08-2009 09:30 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by D_A (Post 157069)
That's hilarious. :r This one is good too
http://www.biggeekdaddy.com/humorpag...nmowerDUI.html

That guy knows his rights too! Maybe its the same guy... I hope he didnt get stabbed in the face by his wife!:r:r:r

SilverFox 01-08-2009 09:31 AM

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That is hilarious.

But do tell, how is.............Yer fixin to get lit up, a warning LOL :r

chippewastud79 01-08-2009 10:11 AM

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"Pour that out"

"I just got this."

Fricken hilarious. They sound like some of the folks that live near me. :r

replicant_argent 01-08-2009 10:29 AM

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I just cried...:r

It's almost too funny, like it was set up....
Poor ol' Steve, was fixin' to get down to the Oyster Shack without "gettin' lit up."

cvm4 01-09-2009 05:29 PM

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You know it's bad when they're on a first name basis.

Partagaspete 01-10-2009 01:34 AM

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Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk.

T

Metalnoise777 01-10-2009 02:17 AM

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Too Funny!

CBI_2 01-10-2009 10:20 AM

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:r:r:r Laughed so hard I cried

icehog3 01-10-2009 11:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Partagaspete (Post 160483)
Very funny but I am wondering if those were staged. It seemed like it was the same drunk.

T

It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.

md4958 01-10-2009 11:50 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 161081)
It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.

I like how he graduated from pepper-spraying him to "lighting him up"!!
:r:r:r

icehog3 01-10-2009 12:12 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 161091)
I like how he graduated from pepper-spraying him to "lighting him up"!!
:r:r:r

We did the same, used to carry the spray, then went to the tasers. There is a big difference! :bx :r

md4958 01-10-2009 12:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 161116)
We did the same, used to carry the spray, then went to the tasers. There is a big difference! :bx :r

you ever "light somebody up" Tom??

icehog3 01-10-2009 12:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 161139)
you ever "light somebody up" Tom??

The Department lawyers advise me to decline to answer, Moe, :)

md4958 01-10-2009 12:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 161152)
The Department lawyers advise me to decline to answer, Moe, :)

:r:r:r:r

ahc4353 01-10-2009 12:42 PM

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Tom needs no stinkin taser! He just looks at um!

taltos 01-10-2009 12:45 PM

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If Tom looks at him and flexes, Chuck Norris craps his drawers.:ss

Metalnoise777 01-10-2009 01:03 PM

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You MIGHT be a redneck if.....

Partagaspete 01-10-2009 01:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 161081)
It is the same guy, and the same cop. By the one I posted, he already knows the guy (Steve)'s name. Could be staged, but funny either way.

Agreed, That is some funny chit. If it isn't staged I sure hope the taser took him outta the gene pool.

T


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