The joys of being a Non Commissioned Officer...
 

Ahhhh, THE NCO corps. The Corps within the U.S. Military that most aspire to belong to, well sometimes I wish I had remained an Airman. Today was one of those days.

I got an e-mail saying at 0645 on Saturday morning, I am tasked to be the administrator of a mass urinalysis for all male students coming back from exodus leave. That's 600+ young men.

What does all this mean? I get to stare at the male genitalia all day on Saturday to make sure they are pissing in a cup with their junk and not some rubber dong spraying apple juice.

They think I am grumpy Monday thru Friday, **** they have not seen anything yet.

Oh boy, I thought Christmas only came once a year. [/sarcasm]

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See if the gay bird man can spot you that day!

I hope they have an eye wash station handy :(

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:r:r

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This thread is just too easy..

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So is Darrell :r

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I have to wonder if this will be the first time Darrell has seen a rubber dong spraying apple juice.:hm:hm

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:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r:r

i... cant...even...catch.....my...... breath!!!

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Sorry to hear this Darrell :( I would hate having to be the designated pe**er checker.

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Dude, that's....just...brutal....:r:r

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:r

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Just grin and bear it....have a nice cocktail when you are done. ;)

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I am sure he will be a happy camper

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Can you at least make comments like "Dude you better have the Doctor look at that..."

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I can't even touch this. I think I went into smartass overload. :)

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:r:r:r:r

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I am thinking they should be more thorough and get stool samples as well.

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bwhahhahahaha

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That's not what I heard. :D

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Where can I go to register soldiers to receive care packages? I’m trying to keep the morale high within my currently deployed section.

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You can start by introducing yourself in the New Inmate thread, and let us know a little about yourself... ;)

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:r:r:r:usa

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D why do you put yourself through this torment? Somethings are better off not said.....

Other than that good luck Saturday checkin pe*kers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:ss

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Look at the bright side, Darrell....this might be your "in" to get in the adult entertainment industry. Always need some good fluffers.


Don't shoot me, Bro, I keed, I keed. :r

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Yea we have to wiener watch in the army too. We just make a big joke out it. Hell last time I had to pee in a cup I walked in dropped my pants to my ankles and started sing its my dick in a cup. What does an Nco do in the airforce besides wiener watch give some stearn talking too's I bet. :r

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leave your camera at home this time.

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I thought that weiner watch was a Primary MOS in the Air Force. Must only be secondary. At least when I was in, the Marine Corps used officers for weiner watch. Have fun and don't wear your best uniform.:ss

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:tpd:

I actually started to laugh out loud when I read your new task Darrel. Now who is the real 'meanie'? You or the guy who assigned you to this task. :r :r

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Think of the bright side, D.
You're gonna get to see 600 weiners, odds are you'll find one you really like!!!

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If any of them salute, Darrell, don't ask and don't tell.

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This reminds me of the movie, maybe Stripes(?) when the Drill Sergeant walks into the crapper and all of the toilet seats pop up to attention.:al:al

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Do you have to check them for hernias too??? OMG this is fookin' hilarious.

:r:r:r:r:r

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That's punny!

You said rubber dong...

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funny people sometimes associate mean people as being dicks.....

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:r:r:r:rLMAO:usa

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Maybe in the Marines the O's did it because you actually have to have the ability to read?

T

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Oh! Darrell why do you open yourself up for the abuse???

But unfortunately I can destroy this but it is one that will have to wait for a HERF since I feel a lot of it would be lost in words as opposed to voice.

Have fun

T

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One last comment since I am an over 50 juvenile delinquint, this is a pisser of a thread.:r:r:r

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So How does one exactly tell for sure that its a fake pecker spraying apple juice? I mean some of those fake peckers look pretty real....


oh and Tom, Cocktail? really? :r

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Funny fuse=blown

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[x] Thread delivers.
[ ] Day at work, good.

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O M F G

ahhaahhaahahahahah
:r:r:r

Gross

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D lives in California.
My guess is that he'll take it home with him, too. :lv

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Dude, that is a whole lotta cocky you are gonna have to preview...

LOL

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Oh brother, I feel for you man. I say go home and get drunk to forget the day.

We'll try not to bring this up at the next herf. Key Word = Try :tu

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I can see Darrell singing this little ditty all day:

This is my rifle
This is my gun
This one's for shooting
This one's for fun

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Darell, I think this makes you the official "Peter Greeter".

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:r:r:r

This whole thread is freakin' funny!!

:r:r:r

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I would like to thank you for serving our country, and protecting our freedom. :usa

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Given the average Soldiers ASVAB score, nothing you could begin to comprehend. :r

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Do you think 600 men 1 cup will make it onto youtube??:D