Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...aa&oe=5706AAA4

1. I forgot the url
3. I forgot about cigars
4. Catching up on 30 Rock
5. Gout
6. I've been organizing my dryer lint
7. Can't remember how to conjugate verbs
8. Ghost writing novel for Don Rickles
9. It was a rainy summer
10. Local news keeps changing anchors

MCS

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Welcome back, Cakemeister!

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Welcome back MCS :tu

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

That's just major silly, Captain.

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

11. I lost my checkbook!

Welcome back!!!:tu

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Welcome Back!

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

#12: my son and I went drinking. We just got home.
#13: like my catch phrase and didn't want to change it.

Welcome back, Scott!

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

#14: Skleeless In Seattle

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

15. Blame it on the Bossa Nova.

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

16. The chicken made me do it!

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

17. I was out of town and my logbook will prove it.

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

18. I've been helping Peter polish the hickey rink

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

19. I like turtles

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Welcome back, Scott!

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Did someone say "cake"?

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

20. I realized I was just a mannequin in the Twilight Zone

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Seems like there's two blasts from the past in this thread.

Welcome back...

Flange!

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

My pants are too tight.

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

You Haven't Changed, Scott!:r Welcome Back, Brother!:D:tu

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Are you sure that's not a doppelgänger?

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

The chafing trays really do chafe.

Welcome back, MajorCaptSilly!
We've been keeping a Jello McMuffin for you.

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

#21. I ran out of cake mix...

Welcome back home Scott:noon

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

#22. I went and joined the French Foreign Legion but got kicked out because....well...I don't want to talk about that.... :D

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

I am still in love with you.

Even though I didn't get the gravy boat.

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Thread of the year.

Welcome back MCS!:)

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

23. The operator said she was standing by, but in truth she was sitting.

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Lots of good "other" reasons posted. So, I haven't smoked many cigars in the last couple years. I may catch up some this year as my son should be home most of the summer. My daughter is getting married in June and my son graduates college in May. Life is moving on and I'm trying to keep moving at the same pace.

MCS

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Lots of good things going on, Scott, good to hear.

I'm still in love with you.

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

:D...I thought you already told him that, or are you just reinforcing your affections?;)

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

One is the lonliest number.

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Same.

MCS

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Take THAT, Mark! :fu

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Screaming Eye Sockets of Doom just removed this week

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

What eye sockets?

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...e6&oe=570F5168

MCS

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Glad you're back. Your humor has been missed.

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Re: Top 10 Reasons I've Been Away
 

Another blast from the past!