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smokinbabe 11-20-2014 10:21 AM

Unemployment hinders me
 
I am unemployed newbie to cigars and once I pay my bills, funds for cigars are limited. I would like to buy some of the samplers online but can't afford to buy anything. I browse and drool over the cigars wondering what some may taste like. I feel like a kid in a candy store but am too poor to buy.

I even made a humidor out of a cigar box and made a humidifier from an old pill bottle that i drilled holes in and put damp cotton balls in it. I don't have a hydrometer so I have no idea what the humidity is like in my ghetto humidor. there are two cigars in it right now.

Just venting but what's an unemployed girl to do?

massphatness 11-20-2014 10:24 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
I'd start by posting on job boards instead of cigar boards, but that's just me.

dave 11-20-2014 10:30 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smokinbabe (Post 2000349)
I am unemployed newbie to cigars and once I pay my bills, funds for cigars are limited.

If you have even limited funds for cigars while unemployed, it sounds like you're doing ok.

I'm fully employed, but I only have limited funds for cigars, too. I like the handle...but...was 'mooch' already taken?

sigsauer 11-20-2014 10:40 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
PM sent

pektel 11-20-2014 10:51 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 2000353)
I'd start by posting on job boards instead of cigar boards, but that's just me.

^What this guy said. I'd be much more concerned with finding employment than looking for cigars.

ApexAZ 11-20-2014 10:55 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smokinbabe (Post 2000349)
I am unemployed newbie to cigars and once I pay my bills, funds for cigars are limited. I would like to buy some of the samplers online but can't afford to buy anything. I browse and drool over the cigars wondering what some may taste like. I feel like a kid in a candy store but am too poor to buy.

I even made a humidor out of a cigar box and made a humidifier from an old pill bottle that i drilled holes in and put damp cotton balls in it. I don't have a hydrometer so I have no idea what the humidity is like in my ghetto humidor. there are two cigars in it right now.

Just venting but what's an unemployed girl to do?


:po

icehog3 11-20-2014 11:25 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Are you located in the Midwest? Pop by my place for a cigar and an adult beverage, I'm gainfully employed and have plenty.

Remo 11-20-2014 11:26 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2000384)
Are you located in the Midwest? Pop by my place for a cigar and an adult beverage, I'm gainfully employed and have plenty.

:r

OLS 11-20-2014 11:32 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Wow, I have been here since the week after the beginning of it ALL, and I have NEVER seen something
like that. There is a lot of human interest in it, the story of the homemade humidor just like most of us
made in the beginning, the pre-holiday poignancy of an allusion to a child looking into a candy store with
envy, wonder and sadness. The perfect crime. I also think you should drop by The Admiral's place. After
that one time, he almost NEVER accidentally brings home a woman that turns out to be a man. He'll check
you out.

All that said, the reason I joined the original board that ended up being tossed for this wonderful concoction,
was some poo-flinging buttwipes at Cigar Afishing-knotto that would not LET UP about me being this person
that they had run out on a rail some time before. No matter what I said, they just started howling louder
about me trying to fool them again. SO be who you are lady, come out and live free in the light.

AdamJoshua 11-20-2014 11:36 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2000384)
Are you located in the Midwest? Pop by my place for a cigar and an adult beverage, I'm gainfully employed and have plenty.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/...9115-Doin_.gif

dijit 11-20-2014 11:47 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2000384)
Are you located in the Midwest? Pop by my place for a cigar and an adult beverage, I'm gainfully employed and have plenty.

I was expecting a message like this from REMO. Whats up with that? :r:r

jjirons69 11-20-2014 11:57 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Nice review.

sigsauer 11-20-2014 12:12 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
tried to help out...
I was un-employed for 7 months...really sucks..
sent pm
no answer...oh well...I tried.

OLS 11-20-2014 12:51 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Most one-post folks don't know they HAVE messaging here, lol.

hotreds 11-20-2014 01:41 PM

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vbNH_58qXI...pray.jpg#troll

WhiteMamba 11-20-2014 01:45 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sigsauer (Post 2000402)
tried to help out...
I was un-employed for 7 months...really sucks..
sent pm
no answer...oh well...I tried.

Well she's certainly not busy at work. :r

pektel 11-20-2014 01:58 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteMamba (Post 2000428)
Well she's certainly not busy at work. :r

I feel terrible for laughing so hard at this.

Tio Gato 11-20-2014 02:33 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Her two cigars must be Moncadas. She's heard how wonderful they are.:bs

The Poet 11-20-2014 02:39 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
I just "celebrated" my one-year anniversary of unemployment, so feel her pain. Still, that said, I would never consider venting this way, especially as an introduction.

Not criticizing, just baffled.

shilala 11-20-2014 03:21 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 2000439)
I just "celebrated" my one-year anniversary of unemployment, so feel her pain. Still, that said, I would never consider venting this way, especially as an introduction.

Not criticizing, just baffled.

Sounds like you need some smokes. :D

Boz 11-20-2014 03:23 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 2000447)
Sounds like you need some smokes. :D

:hy Uh oh :lr

bobarian 11-20-2014 03:36 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Best first post ever!!!!:banger

pnoon 11-20-2014 04:10 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 2000451)
Best first post ever!!!!:banger

Fail. :sl

Not her first post.

mosesbotbol 11-20-2014 04:17 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Cans are worth 5 cents each. 60 cans will buy a well earned cigar.

CoreyD 11-20-2014 04:26 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
I was going to be polite and suggest the site that pushes us off the cigar bidding cliff but toms house sounds much more inviting. I work n even sometimes get frustrated to need a cigar so i can imagine not working n wanting a cigar n not being able to pay b & M prices but deals are around.

DonWeb 11-20-2014 05:21 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Haven't been around for many moons - and I thought I recognized the moniker.

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 2000455)
Fail. :sl

Not her first post.


Remo 11-20-2014 05:47 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2000384)
Are you located in the Midwest? Pop by my place for a cigar and an adult beverage, I'm gainfully employed and have plenty.

"I have a hang nail and my humidor is almost empty" remember that one, Admiral :r

WhiteMamba 11-20-2014 06:03 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
She posted an intro which isn't counted to her post count. Just click on her name and then go to see all posts.

the MacDonald 11-20-2014 06:59 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
If anyone is unemployed and wants a resume rewrite, PM me.

yourchoice 11-20-2014 07:27 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DonWeb (Post 2000463)
Haven't been around for many moons - and I thought I recognized the moniker.

DonWeb! A blast from the past!

Weelok 11-20-2014 10:38 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Hmmm, would you smoke a Gurkha?

icehog3 11-20-2014 11:19 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS (Post 2000388)
I also think you should drop by The Admiral's place. After that one time, he almost NEVER accidentally brings home a woman that turns out to be a man. He'll check you out.

This actually made me laugh out loud, Brad, thank you My Friend. :lr

P.S....you looked super hot in that dress. ;)

smokinbabe 11-21-2014 09:41 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sigsauer (Post 2000402)
tried to help out...
I was un-employed for 7 months...really sucks..
sent pm
no answer...oh well...I tried.


Sorry that I didnt reply sooner. I went out of state to interview for a job. I PM'ed you. Again, I apologize for not responding sooner.

WhiteMamba 11-21-2014 11:08 AM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smokinbabe (Post 2000572)
Sorry that I didnt reply sooner. I went out of state to interview for a job. I PM'ed you. Again, I apologize for not responding sooner.

;s I hope your interview went well

shark 11-23-2014 12:04 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
I'm suspicious.

Porch Dweller 11-23-2014 12:41 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 2001033)
I'm suspicious.

Not me. I thought my staggeringly good looks and rampant, almost palpable sexiness would hinder me in finding true love. But I managed to find a woman who could see past all that to the true me. So I'm down with people's hindrances.

:D

bishes

icehog3 11-23-2014 02:14 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
I'm mostly hindered by my personality, though my face doesn't help much either.

pektel 11-23-2014 02:24 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
I've heard tom has the perfect face for radio.

Rockestone 11-23-2014 03:14 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2001054)
I'm mostly hindered by my personality, though my face doesn't help much either.

:r

jjirons69 11-23-2014 03:35 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Employment actually hinders me. I don't have enough time to do all I want to do.

Steve 11-23-2014 05:33 PM

Re: Unemployment hinders me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2001054)
I'm mostly hindered by my personality, though my face doesn't help much either.

Too much ice time... :D


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