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MikeyC 12-09-2008 08:23 PM

I hate jared!!!!
 
OMG!! He went to Jared!!!!

If I hear that one more time I'm going to :hn

These Jared ads are ubiquitous. I see them on TV. I hear them on the radio. I don't even know where there is Jared store anywhere around here!!

I SWEAR because of their annoying ads that I will NEVER EVER give them :2 of my money. Who else is with me?

-MG- 12-09-2008 08:39 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
I'm with ya! I used to always turn off the Shane Co. ads, but now these bug me just as much! :fl

ucla695 12-09-2008 08:40 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
I'm all over your boycott!!

Mugen910 12-09-2008 08:47 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
:r that is funny chit
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VirtualSmitty 12-09-2008 08:48 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
So wait, you didn't go to Jared? WTF is wrong with you!?

BamBam 12-09-2008 08:50 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
ahhhhhhhhh...I am not alone. I hate these also.

If any of my friends go to Jared I'm gonna punch ''em in the face.

gettysburgfreak 12-09-2008 08:52 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Dude I am with you 100%. I see all these crappy annoying ads for places that I have never seen or heard of. The most annoying commercials I think are:

free credit report
The dell commercial where the dumb ***** sings I am green today
Jared
Subway five dollar foot longs

Beagleone 12-09-2008 08:52 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Sounds like you have something on your mind there. Needing to buy something for the special someone?

MikeyC 12-09-2008 09:08 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Beagleone (Post 111157)
Sounds like you have something on your mind there. Needing to buy something for the special someone?

Nah. I just got married. I'm not buying any jewelry for a while. :tu

VirtualSmitty 12-09-2008 09:09 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gettysburgfreak (Post 111156)
Subway five dollar foot longs

That one actually bothers me the most. I hear it 20 times, it makes me never want to eat at a Subways ever again. F@*k Jared, i'll go get tacos.

zonedar 12-09-2008 09:16 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
If you have XM, the Evercleanse commercials are..., well words escape me.

"...[T]hat some experts say is trapped to the colon wall like spackle or paste"

ChicagoWhiteSox 12-09-2008 09:16 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
im right there with ya bro

elderboy02 12-09-2008 10:04 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Jared and the darn 5 dollar footlongs are horrible commercials! Ban them!

shvictor 12-09-2008 11:05 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyC (Post 111178)
Nah. I just got married. I'm not buying any jewelry for a while. :tu

:r :r:r:rWanna fill him in guys, or just let him find out for himself? :hn

14holestogie 12-09-2008 11:11 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shvictor (Post 111314)
:r :r:r:rWanna fill him in guys, or just let him find out for himself? :hn

Yup, I was thinking the same thing.....:r

Ubergopher 12-09-2008 11:18 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
I plan on boycotting jewlery stores until some chick is good enough for me to go there. I have the feeling it'll be a long, single next 70 years for me.

spectrrr 12-09-2008 11:23 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyC (Post 111178)
Nah. I just got married. I'm not buying any jewelry for a while. :tu

Quote:

Originally Posted by shvictor (Post 111314)
:r :r:r:rWanna fill him in guys, or just let him find out for himself? :hn

:r PRICELESS :r


I have to head to one sometime next year... but after enduring commercials like that for my entire adult life, I will NEVER, EVER go to a chain store like that. Hometown, small, FAMILY jeweler for me! :tu

Skywalker 12-09-2008 11:37 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
I'm with you!!!

My wife and I hate those ads!!!

spectrrr 12-09-2008 11:40 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
lets be honest here. women, chime in if your reading this...

If I hand my sweetie a nice diamond necklace... just as long as its real... CAN SHE REALLY TELL WHERE THE **** I GOT IT FROM?

bigloo 12-09-2008 11:50 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
We were joking about this over lunch at work today. We all agreed we hated the commercial. But then we decided to do the resverse commercial. Not sure this "types" out well, but at least in person this is funny sh!t. The commercial starts off with a guy looking at his credit card statement, he looks at his pal and says (in a disstressed voice) "she went to Jared" then his pal responds in a very loud angry voice "SHE WENT TO JARED" then he responds back "SHE WENT TO FFFFFF$CKING JARED", and it goes on from there. Anyway, I think SNL should get all over this because we were rolling on the floor going through the motions.

Cigary 12-10-2008 12:00 AM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
First time I saw the commercial I wanted to scream. Had never heard of this place and finally saw one of their stores,,,gimmee a break, it's no better than Kays or any other mall store that has diamonds. The prices they have aren't better than any other place plus the fact they are higher. I got my wifes diamonds in the Carribean where diamond stores sell at such a lower price. We knew the place we bought it was highly recommended but we still wanted to ensure what we bought was high quality. We took it to an appraiser and found out that the diamond stone and band were appraised at $15,000 and I paid $8,000. Jareds can go f**k themselves.

silentjon 12-10-2008 04:51 AM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyC (Post 111178)
Nah. I just got married. I'm not buying any jewelry for a while. :tu

Tell us how long that lasts. :r

Starscream 12-10-2008 05:38 AM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
I went to Jared!


Honestly, I don't know where a Jared is located. Don't have them around here, (I don't think).


Five... Five Dollar Footlongs!!!!!!:D

Sailkat 12-10-2008 05:47 AM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spectrrr (Post 111344)
lets be honest here. women, chime in if your reading this...

If I hand my sweetie a nice diamond necklace... just as long as its real... CAN SHE REALLY TELL WHERE THE **** I GOT IT FROM?

Well, most women are equipped with Tiffany's radar.....

But we would all be thrilled with a diamond necklace! :D
Great choice for a Christmas gift, I'm sure your sweetie will be thrilled :r

MikeyC 12-10-2008 06:01 AM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shvictor (Post 111314)
:r :r:r:rWanna fill him in guys, or just let him find out for himself? :hn

For what I paid for her engagement ring and her all diamond wedding band I could have paid cash for a car. Trust me, the only jewels she's going to be seeing for a while are the family jewels. :D

taltos 12-10-2008 06:04 AM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shvictor (Post 111314)
:r :r:r:rWanna fill him in guys, or just let him find out for himself? :hn

Lets let him learn the hard (or soft) way.:r:r:r

taltos 12-10-2008 06:08 AM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by elderboy02 (Post 111250)
Jared and the darn 5 dollar footlongs are horrible commercials! Ban them!

Why does the way that the girls hold their hands describing the foot longs remind me of the opening scene in the Godfather after Sonny boinked the Maid of Honor and the size of his package was being described?:ss

kaisersozei 12-10-2008 06:24 AM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyC (Post 111473)
For what I paid for her engagement ring and her all diamond wedding band I could have paid cash for a car. Trust me, the only jewels she's going to be seeing for a while are the family jewels. :D

:r:r:r:r Wanna fill him in guys, or just let him find out for himself? :hn

Blueface 12-10-2008 06:28 AM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyC (Post 111121)
OMG!! He went to Jared!!!!

If I hear that one more time I'm going to :hn

These Jared ads are ubiquitous. I see them on TV. I hear them on the radio. I don't even know where there is Jared store anywhere around here!!

I SWEAR because of their annoying ads that I will NEVER EVER give them :2 of my money. Who else is with me?

:r:r:r
I would have to agree.
I see them in my area at least three times a day in the evenings.

cbsmokin 12-10-2008 12:06 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHIo4VruGZY

And which one of you guys is this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSm5Olms52M

Cigary 12-10-2008 12:39 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyC (Post 111473)
For what I paid for her engagement ring and her all diamond wedding band I could have paid cash for a car. Trust me, the only jewels she's going to be seeing for a while are the family jewels. :D

The family jewels don't have enough glitter on them to sustain enough interest.

Quote:

Originally Posted by taltos (Post 111475)
Lets let him learn the hard (or soft) way.:r:r:r

Why should he get a leg up while the rest of us had to go thru this? I say he gets to learn like the rest of us so we have something to cry about when we herf it up.

LasciviousXXX 12-10-2008 12:56 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyC (Post 111121)
OMG!! He went to Jared!!!!

If I hear that one more time I'm going to :hn


See..... if you would have went to Jared this wouldn't be an issue...


:r

stirwood 12-11-2008 07:24 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
I LOVE JARED!!! Wait hear me out, my first name is Jared. for many years all I heard was subway this and subway that :fl. But now I moved up, all i get now is "he went to Jared". It didnt help that I could lose a few pounds either and yes I did try the subway diet LOL. I'll take diamonds and gold over sam witches any day. I feel more classy now. :D

RGD. 12-11-2008 09:08 PM

Re: I hate jared!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeyC (Post 111178)
Nah. I just got married. I'm not buying any jewelry for a while. :tu


Says you -


:ss


Ron


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