Chuck Norris Is 72 Today!!
 

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The man, the myth, the legend turns 72 today.

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Chuck Norris has existed since the beginning of time. His side kick was responsible for the Big Bang.

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Fear of spiders is Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

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Chuck Norris has no chin. Ther is another fist under that beard.

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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements with a roundhouse kick. The only element that he recognizes is the element of surprise.

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When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

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Looks more like 27 to me.

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Wow, he looks younger than some 20 year olds....lol I still remember him in Return of the Dragon...starring Bruce Lee

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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago; Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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The Golf Channel mentioned his birthday today and said that a hole-in-one on a par 5 is called a Chuck Norris. :D

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside.

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I don't think this man ages...he looks the fricken same! Here's to ya Chuck! :chr

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It's the Total Gym he uses with Christie Brinkley that keeps him young!

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I'm gonna watch Lone Wolf McQuade in his honor.

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You guys have some great Chuck Norris jokes :lr

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

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Chuck Norris is the man!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the ground down.

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a Cobra! After 3 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.

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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

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After a night of partying Chuck Norris doesnt throw up. He throws down.

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Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The Boogie Man checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris never sleeps. He waits...

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting as hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris masturbated in the back of a semi and Optimus Prime was born.

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