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LostAbbott 03-08-2012 04:47 PM

Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Hmm that's not right...
http://i.imgur.com/BDptG.jpg

Yeah I don't think I want to smoke this...
http://i.imgur.com/IOKyY.jpg

In the center of the filler..
http://i.imgur.com/QjKI3.jpg

One more...
http://i.imgur.com/FllEk.jpg

and some thick twigs from the filler...
http://i.imgur.com/Veafn.jpg

I do not want to share the company that made this cigar and it may be rather damaging to their reputation and as well all know this is a natural product and sometimes things get missed during the rolling process, although I am a little surprised this spider nest was missed...

sevans105 03-08-2012 04:55 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Sorry about the defective cigar, but man, that is the BEST THREAD TITLE EEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR RRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

dwoodward 03-08-2012 05:04 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Spiders nest and enormous twigs... Can we PM you for the company? Those aren't exactly misses in my opinion.

cjhalbrooks 03-08-2012 05:19 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
i would like to know what kind of cigar it was Can i PM you

ninjavanish 03-08-2012 05:22 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
I too am interested in what cigar this is, may I PM?

LostAbbott 03-08-2012 05:30 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
I knew that people would want to know who the manufacturer was, but I really do not want to harm their reputation as I see this as a one off bad stick and feel it is something that could really harm their business. I have sent them an email with the images and will let you know how they respond.

cjhalbrooks 03-08-2012 05:32 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
well okay i hope they respond fairly

ChicagoWhiteSox 03-08-2012 05:34 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Definitely a NC

Pseudosacred 03-08-2012 05:48 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Wow...

That's about all I can say...

Zeuceone 03-08-2012 06:07 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Was there a spider in the nest?

Remo 03-08-2012 06:09 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
That is crazy...and gross :td

massphatness 03-08-2012 06:11 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
pansies


:D

dwoodward 03-08-2012 06:13 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LostAbbott (Post 1585824)
I knew that people would want to know who the manufacturer was, but I really do not want to harm their reputation as I see this as a one off bad stick and feel it is something that could really harm their business. I have sent them an email with the images and will let you know how they respond.

If they respond poorly or well let us know. Maybe you can hint the company as well afterwards?

It's your duty as a BOTL (did I really just say that?) lol!

big a 03-08-2012 06:14 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
the spiders are a first for me. Interested to hear what the company has to say.

TJtorpedo 03-08-2012 06:14 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
The creepy thing is, if that nest wasn't at the head of the cigar where you clipped it, you probably woulda smoked that badboy up and probably wouldn't have noticed.

"Hellllllllp Meeeeeee!!"

Islayphile 03-08-2012 06:15 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeuceone (Post 1585844)
Was there a spider in the nest?

If there was, he missed out on an excellent source of protein.

:2

LostAbbott 03-08-2012 06:15 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeuceone (Post 1585844)
Was there a spider in the nest?

There were a few dried eggs, but no spiders crawling out. I think I would have freaked right out.

LostAbbott 03-08-2012 06:17 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dwoodward (Post 1585850)
If they respond poorly or well let us know. Maybe you can hint the company as well afterwards?

It's your duty as a BOTL (did I really just say that?) lol!

I agree and it is a hard decision not sharing the company right now, but I will definitely keep you up to date. If they respond poorly I will have no problem sharing, but my understanding of the firm right now is that they are stand up guys and produce a typically quality product.

BC-Axeman 03-08-2012 06:19 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Not the first time someone posted a spider web cigar. If it wasn't in the foot it would have been smoked. Who knows how much of whatever the heck we smoke all the time.

Ogre 03-08-2012 06:25 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Hope is was wasn't anything expensive!!!

ChicagoWhiteSox 03-08-2012 06:25 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1585873)
Hope is was wasn't anything expensive!!!

Yeah like a Tat:D

icehog3 03-08-2012 06:26 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Can I PM you for the company? Can you give me just a little hint? If I say pretty please with sugar on top? The company's initials? Can you PM me a picture of their logo? Will ya? Will ya? Will ya???



:lr

kelmac07 03-08-2012 06:31 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Crazy right there.

Zeuceone 03-08-2012 06:47 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Can we start guessing and you tell us if we are hot or cold???

3SmokesaRound 03-08-2012 06:49 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
freaking crazy!

tengel78 03-08-2012 06:52 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Probably a Gurkha. Adds flavor!

ApexAZ 03-08-2012 06:53 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Nothing a little raid can't fix. Tell them you deserve a box for compensation!

cjhalbrooks 03-08-2012 07:08 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ApexAZ (Post 1585910)
Nothing a little raid can't fix. Tell them you deserve a box for compensation!

Tell them that your scared and they may give you two boxes!!!!

emopunker2004 03-08-2012 07:11 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Looks kinda like a Viaje TNT :sh

hotreds 03-08-2012 07:31 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Spider, spider, in my cigar
for you I never wished upon a star
My stogie cost me mucho dinero
You hijo de injeñero!

cjhalbrooks 03-08-2012 07:33 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1585939)
Spider, spider, in my cigar
for you I never wished upon a star
My stogie cost me mucho dinero
You hijo de injeñero!

Hey maybe you can write hallmark cards. LOL

Sam Leccia 03-08-2012 07:41 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
i think the brand of the cigar is irrelevant.

This more than likely happened well after it was rolled.

it could have happened in the aging room, in transport, at the retailer, or even ones own house.

all that said....that is awesome!

Doctorossi 03-08-2012 07:46 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Leccia (Post 1585943)
This more than likely happened well after it was rolled.

:tpd:

Barring the unlikely possibility of a visually-impaired torcedor, I can't imagine this making it off the table.

smitty81 03-08-2012 07:52 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Leccia (Post 1585943)
i think the brand of the cigar is irrelevant.

This more than likely happened well after it was rolled.

it could have happened in the aging room, in transport, at the retailer, or even ones own house.

all that said....that is awesome!

You think a spider could have crawled all the way up to the cap in a rolled cigar?
:confused:

hotreds 03-08-2012 07:53 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1585945)
:tpd:

Barring the unlikely possibility of a visually-impaired torcedor, I can't imagine this making it off the table.

Don't talk mean about Juan, now!

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/...98_233x354.jpg

Pseudosacred 03-08-2012 07:54 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Leccia (Post 1585943)
i think the brand of the cigar is irrelevant.

This more than likely happened well after it was rolled.

it could have happened in the aging room, in transport, at the retailer, or even ones own house.

all that said....that is awesome!

The spider nests, maybe. However, how would twigs make it in after it was rolled? I think the twigs are the bigger issue...

ninjavanish 03-08-2012 08:05 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
As a quaker, I believe that this is clearly the work of witchcraft.

shilala 03-08-2012 08:13 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam Leccia (Post 1585943)
i think the brand of the cigar is irrelevant.

This more than likely happened well after it was rolled.

it could have happened in the aging room, in transport, at the retailer, or even ones own house.

all that said....that is awesome!

That's what I thought, too, Sam. Then I considered it was under the cap. It must have come in on the leaf.
Regardless, it's real easy to imagine a spider nest being on a piece of tobacco that was aged in a barn in the tropics and it being missed.
I understand why it could be a bit put-offish, but the company has nothing to do with it. Cigars are a natural product. Odd things are going to get in there. A roller certainly can't catch everything, it's humanly impossible.
What's amazing is that it doesn't happen all the time, as in I've never had a spider web in my cigar.
Personally I'd pull out what I could and smoke it, because I can easily imagine all the other crap I've already smoked that was rolled up in my cigars. It doesn't bother me in the least.
Kudos to you Mychal for keeping a lid on the brand. If guys can't handle the thought of sticks, rocks, twigs, spider webs, gecko turds, and other crap in their cigars, it might be time to reconsider hobbies.
Barbie dolls are fun!!! :tu

yourchoice 03-08-2012 08:17 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1585878)
Can I PM you for the company? Can you give me just a little hint? If I say pretty please with sugar on top? The company's initials? Can you PM me a picture of their logo? Will ya? Will ya? Will ya???



:lr

:hybishes

Cornrow_Wallis 03-08-2012 08:19 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
I'll just leave this here. Also, I'd like to apologize in advance for the crappy microsoft paint editing job.

http://i816.photobucket.com/albums/z.../spider2-1.jpg

Skywalker 03-08-2012 08:19 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Yikes!!!:eek:

maninblack 03-08-2012 08:23 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
It's the new Gurkha Black Widow. They worked months on this blend.

lenguamor 03-08-2012 08:27 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p...ll_the_cat.jpg

jluck 03-08-2012 08:28 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1585974)
It's the new Gurkha Black Widow. They worked months on this blend.

At least they finally put some thought in to what's in there cigars.:r

Reaver2145 03-08-2012 08:36 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Ive pulled some strange things outer my sticks but spiders are a first

LigaPrivadaT84 03-08-2012 08:38 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
:td

Doctorossi 03-08-2012 09:08 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1585947)
You think a spider could have crawled all the way up to the cap in a rolled cigar?:confused:

You think a roller could have rolled up a nest of eggs without noticing it?:confused:

smitty81 03-08-2012 09:11 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1586012)
You think a roller could have rolled up a nest of eggs without noticing it?:confused:

Just seems like it would have to be a pretty darn small spider. Even then it seeme like a tight crawl.

goomer 03-08-2012 09:35 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
I smoked a "Spirit of Cuba" cigar yesterday that had the same type of thing. I cut the cap with a V cutter and pulled out a bit of what I thought looked like cotton. I wonder if it was a spider nest also or maybe it was just some cotton that somehow got rolled up in it. Anyway, I smoked it. Didn't like the cigar at all.

DaBear 03-08-2012 10:01 PM

Re: Spiders tried to eat my face.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1586012)
You think a roller could have rolled up a nest of eggs without noticing it?:confused:

Its possible. If the roller was not the one who destemmed the leaf, they could have easily just picked it up from a pile and bunched it with other leaves without noticing. If they were responsible for destemming that particular leaf as well as rolling its less likely for it to have gone unnoticed, but still possible. Easiest way to destem is to fold in half and pull the stem out, if the web was on the inside of the folded leaf it could go unnoticed fairly easily. These are handmade products made by people on somewhat of a schedule. Hence why we end up with a plugged cigar every so often.


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