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smitty81 02-29-2012 02:31 PM

Smitty81 roast.
 
WTH.............might as well. Instead of spacing it out within 5 different threads, might as well keep it all in one. :)

T.G 02-29-2012 02:34 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
What makes you think that you are being roasted?

smitty81 02-29-2012 02:35 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1576037)
What makes you think that you are being roasted?

really?
I might be new here but I'm not an idiot.

chippewastud79 02-29-2012 02:36 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576043)
really?
I might be new here but I'm not an idiot.

You sure are trying hard. :sh

Seriously, slow down. Your reputation is earned over time, not in one month. ;)

Ogre 02-29-2012 02:37 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576043)
really?
I might be new here but I'm not an idiot.

That's up for debate!!!!:noon

icehog3 02-29-2012 02:37 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Nebraska is so cold....

chippewastud79 02-29-2012 02:40 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1576051)
Nebraska is so cold....

Nice review. :tu

smitty81 02-29-2012 02:41 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576050)
That's up for debate!!!!:noon

not trying to be annoying here, just looking so socialize a little. Isn't that what a forum is for?

Sorry I twisted everyones wrist and made you all read my threads and reply too.

Ogre 02-29-2012 02:42 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576062)
not trying to be annoying here, just looking so socialize a little. Isn't that what a forum is for?

Sorry I twisted everyones wrist and made you all read me threads and reply too.

You titled this a roast!!! So get over it!!!!:r

smitty81 02-29-2012 02:44 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre (Post 1576064)
You titled this a roast!!! So get over it!!!!:r

I guess I did......:tu

MurphysLaw 02-29-2012 02:44 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 1576049)
Your reputation is earned over time, not in one month.

Sometimes you can earn a reputation in a month, make sure it's a good one :2

ChicagoWhiteSox 02-29-2012 02:45 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Not in the mood for Italian beef? Best Italian cold subs...Bari, Freddy's, and J. P. Graziano's

chippewastud79 02-29-2012 02:45 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MurphysLaw (Post 1576071)
Sometimes you can earn a reputation in a month, make sure it's a good one :2

Well played. I should have noted that good reputations are earned over time. :tu

oooo35980 02-29-2012 02:47 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
What are the other threads where you are getting roasted? I tried the search function but didn't come up with much.

smitty81 02-29-2012 02:48 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1576076)
What are the other threads where you are getting roasted? I tried the search function but didn't come up with much.

Maby you wernt using it right.

chippewastud79 02-29-2012 02:49 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1576076)
I tried the search function but didn't come up with much.

:r

chippewastud79 02-29-2012 02:56 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576080)
Maby you wernt using it right.

Like 'Spell check'? :rolleyes:

smitty81 02-29-2012 03:00 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 1576089)
Like 'Spell check'? :rolleyes:

no, spell czech

icehog3 02-29-2012 03:00 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I said, Nebraska is so cold....

MurphysLaw 02-29-2012 03:02 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1576101)
I said, Nebraska is so cold....

How cold is it?

oooo35980 02-29-2012 03:02 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1576101)
I said, Nebraska is so cold....

How cold is it?...

smitty81 02-29-2012 03:03 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MurphysLaw (Post 1576104)
How cold is it?

A lot colder than it will ever get where you live.

Remo 02-29-2012 03:03 PM

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Now, this beats the hell outta Nebraska banter :tu

jluck 02-29-2012 03:04 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Hot climate, year round.....duh

Remo 02-29-2012 03:05 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MurphysLaw (Post 1576071)
Sometimes you can earn a reputation in a month, make sure it's a good one :2

Look at Tom, he's still trying to shake the Douchebag moniker :lr

icehog3 02-29-2012 03:05 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
It is so cold, Josh doesn't have to worry about his humidor getting to hot!

Yeah, that sucked. Don't most jokes at roasts suck, though?

I'll be here all za veek .

icehog3 02-29-2012 03:06 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1576114)
Look at Tom, he's still trying to shake the Douchebag moniker :lr

Never happen, Mike. ;)

MurphysLaw 02-29-2012 03:07 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1576115)
It is so cold, Josh doesn't have to worry about his humidor getting to hot!

Yeah, that sucked. Don't most jokes at roasts suck, though?

I'll be here all za veek .

:lr

Remo 02-29-2012 03:07 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1576118)
Never happen, Mike. ;)

:lr I know :tu

smitty81 02-29-2012 03:08 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jluck (Post 1576108)
Hot climate, year round.....duh

like Dallol, Ethiopia:confused:

galaga 02-29-2012 03:09 PM

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So cold I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant............
..........that a saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. ;)

smitty81 02-29-2012 03:10 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1576114)
Look at Tom, he's still trying to shake the Douchebag moniker :lr

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1576118)
Never happen, Mike. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1576121)
:lr I know :tu

G......Thanks guys.

MurphysLaw 02-29-2012 03:16 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576106)
A lot colder than it will ever get where you live.

I don't know, it gets pretty chilly here...

smitty81 02-29-2012 03:18 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MurphysLaw (Post 1576144)
I don't know, it gets pretty chilly here...

Maby chilly but not cold.

Bageland2000 02-29-2012 03:18 PM

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http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...ard_turtle.jpg

Remo 02-29-2012 03:19 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576128)
G......Thanks guys.

Not you Josh.....Tom is the Douchebag :tu

icehog3 02-29-2012 03:46 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1576150)
Not you Josh.....Tom is the Douchebag :tu

Yup...keep up, will ya Josh? Look at my User Title. ;) :r

14holestogie 02-29-2012 03:48 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Remo_5_0 (Post 1576150)
Not you Josh.....Tom is the Douchebag :tu

Yup, Tom's got that title sewn up. We could use a douchenozzle, however. ;)

Stephen 02-29-2012 03:48 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
So, when is Josh going to post his recipe for roast? I'm on pins and needles here...

CigarNut 02-29-2012 03:50 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
It's rainy and windy here in Oregon.

CigarNut 02-29-2012 03:50 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Ibtl :)

14holestogie 02-29-2012 03:54 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
...and then they always ask if I want it toasted? I always want it toasted. Stop asking repetitive questions. :tf

Adriftpanda 02-29-2012 03:56 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarNut (Post 1576217)
It's rainy and windy here in Oregon.

same here! I'm so hungry, I could go for 99 cent tacos at Jack in the Box

VirtualSmitty 02-29-2012 04:02 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSF0...f6FAAAAAAAAAAA

jluck 02-29-2012 04:04 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1576122)
like Dallol, Ethiopia:confused:

You got Google figured out. Use the same whit for the search bar.;)

Adriftpanda 02-29-2012 04:07 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/t.../da-hood-4.jpg

Just an awesome picture of myself.

68TriShield 02-29-2012 04:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Adriftpanda (Post 1576283)

Just an awesome picture of myself.

I like that blue on you :)

smitty81 02-29-2012 04:12 PM

Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 1576289)
I like that blue on you :)

yes, it compliments his eye color.

T.G 02-29-2012 04:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Adriftpanda (Post 1576283)

Mean Darrell?

fencefixer 02-29-2012 04:36 PM

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http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFil...3/81174479.jpg


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