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Malazan 02-27-2012 08:41 PM

Gurkha Hate
 
Being a noob, I was wondering why all the hate towards Gurkha. The only one I have ever smoked was a G3, and G5. The G3 I liked, the G5 liked to have killed me:gary

Ogre 02-27-2012 08:43 PM

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I can't say I "Hate" them. It's just a line that doesn't agree with my taste buds.

44stampede 02-27-2012 08:46 PM

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Smoke a few more. It'll become more evident. That's how I found out not too long ago. They gave me a cigar hangover, dragon breath and I didn't enjoy 4/5 of the ones I did smoke (the other is just okay).
I do hear there are a couple good sticks here and there.

Emjaysmash 02-27-2012 08:52 PM

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I don't hate gurkha. I will smoke them once in a blue moon. They just don't float my boat.

emopunker2004 02-27-2012 09:05 PM

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One reason is because of the supposed MSRP they set on them is outrageous.

Malazan 02-27-2012 09:09 PM

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Yeah, I see they actually have cigars that go for 750.00, and 1150.00 apiece :O

His Majesty's Reserve

1st Production Black Dragon

oooo35980 02-27-2012 09:21 PM

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Worth every penny I'm sure...

Jbailey 02-27-2012 09:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1574139)
Worth every penny I'm sure...

Worth maybe a penny.

44stampede 02-27-2012 09:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by oooo35980 (Post 1574139)
Worth every penny I'm sure...

I was going to say that was a good deal.

Seriously though the guys/gals doing the marketing must be very good. Not sure how else you can consistently put out an inferior product and make money. There must be a good market for the taste challenged.

PuffPuffGive1 02-27-2012 09:52 PM

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I've only smoked the Grand Reserve and thought it was plain and bland. I find it unflattering that they're constantly coming out with new lines to further add to the 20+ lines they have now. Kind of defeats the exclusivity of their brand and quality imo.

Mattso3000 02-27-2012 09:55 PM

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Slipped a good one in at the B&M today...one of the other regulars was extolling the virtue of the Gurkha. I told him I'd never met a Gurkha I didn't not like...

gnbikes 02-27-2012 10:02 PM

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I used to enjoy the original Legends and Centurian XX. Unfortunately the current versions of these cigars are not even close to the originals. The newer blends do nothing for me.
Garry

icehog3 02-27-2012 11:23 PM

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http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...SHIVGurkha.jpg

Hem 02-28-2012 12:02 AM

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^ LoL

Remo 02-28-2012 12:09 AM

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Don't hate em, just don't like them, although I have only smoked half of one it was enough to turn me off.

Hem 02-28-2012 12:22 AM

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I found one of them pretty good so far? I smoked a Titan that I really enjoyed...idk..I guess the more I smoke the more my palet will change.

Remo 02-28-2012 12:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hem (Post 1574252)
I found one of them pretty good so far? I smoked a Titan that I really enjoyed...idk..I guess the more I smoke the more my palet will change.

Smoke what ya like :tu

Reaver2145 02-28-2012 03:27 AM

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Ive had a few of there sticks now and ive goto say the construction for me has been crap 90% of the time with draws that range from loose to plugged the wrappers are way to thin too and tend to explode about half way down and to top it off im normally sending out a search party for flavour.

They are also expensive to boot.

irratebass 02-28-2012 04:08 AM

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I don't hate them, but I haven't tried a lot of them either, I've had maybe 3 and out of the 3 I have liked 1.

maninblack 02-28-2012 04:09 AM

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I freaking love them!! They rank right up there with Cremosa's in my book! Can't get enough of their blends. All 487 of them.

MrClean 02-28-2012 04:14 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1574323)
I freaking love them!! They rank right up there with Cremosa's in my book! Can't get enough of their blends. All 487 of them.

:r

I have my first one in my cooler, still can't bring myself to smoke it.......... I might like it. :sw

Blak Smyth 02-28-2012 05:27 AM

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Gurkha is a brand that focuses way to much on packaging and visual stimuli and not enough on taste. From their artfull designed treasure chest boxes and their extravagant bands to their rediculous MSRP. They are not all terrible but I have never had a good one. I will never spend my good hard earned money, knowingly, to support a cigar company that is founded on looks and appearance over quality and flavors. Gurkha is a fraudulent product as far as I am concerned. You strip away the glitzy boxes and bands and you are left with a good looking dollar stick from CI.

kelmac07 02-28-2012 05:40 AM

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While I have had plenty of Gurkhas that were horrible, I do enjoy the Doble Maduro...shame they discontinued them. Grabbed a few 5ers to save for a rainy day.

Got to PPP a His Majesty's Reserve (compliments of EricF) at Doms herf last summer and let's just say that if I had paid $ 750 for that stick...I would have been extremely upset. It was garbage.

sevans105 02-28-2012 05:44 AM

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When I first started in Cigar World, I remember judging a lot of the "quality" of a stick based on two factors 1. Quality of the band...a good cigar should have a good band right? 2. Cigar catalog MSRP. and what a great deal I was getting. I remember saying to Dani, "I saved $250 on this package!"

Gurkhas aren't BAD in my opinion, I actually kinda like the Black Puros, but I don't buy them any more. I grew out of my cigar ADD "oooooh shiny!" And recognized the marketing strategies of Gurkha.

Now, Tatuaje, they still get me on occasion. Stupid limited releases. At least they are tasty.

Reaver2145 02-28-2012 05:45 AM

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Isnt the Black Dragon even more expensive than the HMR i remember reading somewhere they where charging something like $1500 each.

Blak Smyth 02-28-2012 05:46 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1574360)
Got to PPP a His Majesty's Reserve (compliments of EricF) at Doms herf last summer and let's just say that if I had paid $ 750 for that stick...I would have been extremely upset. It was garbage.

I was there as well and when it was passed back around nobody really wanted to try again. I think Big Ash and Tbone ended up smoking by themselves if my memory is correct. It was nice to try, if Gurkha can't even make a good $750.00 stick...

kelmac07 02-28-2012 05:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Reaver2145 (Post 1574364)
Isnt the Black Dragon even more expensive than the HMR i remember reading somewhere they where charging something like $1500 each.

At one point Simon...The Black Dragon story began in 2006 when it hit the market with the hefty price tag of $1,150.00 per cigar, the most expensive cigar ever made. Only 5 hand-carved camel bone boxes of 100 cigars were produced, making this stick very, very limited. Must have been paying for that hand-carved camel bone, because today the Black Dragon can be had (depending on vitola) for between $ 7.50 (robusto) to $ 17.50 (tubo).

Blak Smyth 02-28-2012 05:50 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1574369)
At one point Simon...The Black Dragon story began in 2006 when it hit the market with the hefty price tag of $1,150.00 per cigar, the most expensive cigar ever made. Only 5 hand-carved camel bone boxes of 100 cigars were produced, making this stick very, very limited.. Now the Black Dragon can be had (depending on vitola) for between $ 7.50 (robusto) to $ 17.50 (tubo).

Bahahaha perfect example of Gurkhatronics at work! -(P

Reaver2145 02-28-2012 06:03 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1574369)
At one point Simon...The Black Dragon story began in 2006 when it hit the market with the hefty price tag of $1,150.00 per cigar, the most expensive cigar ever made. Only 5 hand-carved camel bone boxes of 100 cigars were produced, making this stick very, very limited. Must have been paying for that hand-carved camel bone, because today the Black Dragon can be had (depending on vitola) for between $ 7.50 (robusto) to $ 17.50 (tubo).

See i would understand the cubans doing this as its the communists winning over us capitalist pigs once again but really charging that much for some camel bone box is something cohiba wouldn't even do and they come up with some overpriced crap most of the time COUGH LANCEROS COUGH

Islayphile 02-28-2012 06:17 AM

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The only Gurkha's I've had that were decent were the cheap ones...

Doble Maduro and Grand Age

I haven't smoked either one of those in years, so please don't take that as any king of endorsement whatsoever.

oldforge 02-28-2012 07:15 AM

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The Centurian is the only cigar I have ever had that tasted like soap--yes, soap.
The Legends are Ok yard gars when the wrappers don't explode.

But it has been more than five years since I actually bought one.

hammondc 02-28-2012 07:25 AM

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for $2 they are not bad. For $10+ they are some of the worst out there.

JenksAnejo 02-28-2012 07:31 AM

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ick!

Islayphile 02-28-2012 07:36 AM

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Friends don't let friends smoke Gurkha

dave 02-28-2012 08:04 AM

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Gurkha hate is a somewhat silly phenomenom if you ask me. So much of what bothers people about Gurkha has little to do with the flavor and construction of the cigars.
Many Gurkhas have unreasonably high MSRP's -- So do CAO's, RP's, many others. Just because a Titan has an MSRP of $20 bucks doesn't mean anything to me if I can get them for $3. Gurkha puts out time, money, effort into some incredible packaging. Doesn't do much for me, but I've seen empty Gurkha boxes sold for quite a bit of scratch, so somebody likes them. Gurkha contracts out their manufacturing, but so do many, many other cigar companies. Gurkha puts out a LOT of different cigars - so do Pete, Pepin, Padilla...... Perhaps a little more identification and/or differentiation on the bands would help, but again - so what. Lots of stories about exploding Gurkhas out there. I've had some issues in the past, but I don't write off the whole line. I will avoid the Fuertes or whatever they were called, but by and large, I haven't had a lot of construction problems.
I'd bet that many Gurkha haters got sucked into ad copy by some of the large internet retailers promising incredible smokes at 50% of MSRP. I did. Had some pretty crappy Gurkhas over the years. But there are good ones, too. If anything, all the hate allows me to grab pretty good cigars on the cheap at cigarbid.

I think that if most haters came across any of these in a blind taste test, they'd be pleasantly surprised:

Black Dragon
Nepalese Warrior
Ancient Warrior (Purple Band)
Micro Batch TPB-1 - Corojo Box-press Lancero
G5 Avenger
Master Select

smitty81 02-28-2012 08:22 AM

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I have never had a Gurkha.

I've been intrigued but never bought one.
^^^^
True Story.

Stephen 02-28-2012 08:28 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PuffPuffGive1 (Post 1574158)
I find it unflattering that they're constantly coming out with new lines to further add to the 20+ lines they have now. Kind of defeats the exclusivity of their brand and quality imo.

We're talking about Gurkha, not Tatuaje...

Islayphile 02-28-2012 08:28 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1574478)
I have never had a Gurkha.

I've been intrigued but never bought one.
^^^^
True Story.

Consider yourself to be a "puro"

;)

shilala 02-28-2012 08:33 AM

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Smoke what you like, Dave. :tu

Personally, I've found that Gurkha just simply does not worry about their blends. There's just simply nothing there, they're in the business of glamour-saling inferior cigars. I don't smoke them simply because I find them lousy at any price point and don't care to support their business model.
Mac mentioned the Doble Maduro, I can remember the Nepalese Warrior having a little spice about it, but that was long ago. Everything else I tried was bland or just plain disgusting.
So I just smoke what I like.

OP, We rag on Gurkha because it's fun. It's well-founded and most everyone here has had a run-in with Gurkha that didn't go so well. It's fun to share the pain. :lr

icehog3 02-28-2012 08:43 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07 (Post 1574369)
At one point Simon...The Black Dragon story began in 2006 when it hit the market with the hefty price tag of $1,150.00 per cigar, the most expensive cigar ever made. Only 5 hand-carved camel bone boxes of 100 cigars were produced, making this stick very, very limited. Must have been paying for that hand-carved camel bone, because today the Black Dragon can be had (depending on vitola) for between $ 7.50 (robusto) to $ 17.50 (tubo).


MMMMM......Camel bone. :dr

Quote:

Originally Posted by dave (Post 1574474)
Gurkha hate is a somewhat silly phenomenom if you ask me. So much of what bothers people about Gurkha has little to do with the flavor... of the cigars.

And for some it is that flavor, a mix of dirt, and, well.....more dirt
. ;) :lr
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1574214)


Stephen 02-28-2012 08:45 AM

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I have some Titans that I keep on hand that I smoke during softball practice. It's a pretty boring, one-dimensional smoke, but it's constructed decent and lasts the entire time, so it serves its purpose. Haven't smoked any other Gurkha's I've particularly cared for, however.

ChicagoWhiteSox 02-28-2012 08:45 AM

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Puff Puff Puke, Tom:r

Blak Smyth 02-28-2012 08:49 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1574491)
Smoke what you like, Dave. :tu

Personally, I've found that Gurkha just simply does not worry about their blends. There's just simply nothing there, they're in the business of glamour-saling inferior cigars. I don't smoke them simply because I find them lousy at any price point and don't care to support their business model.
Mac mentioned the Doble Maduro, I can remember the Nepalese Warrior having a little spice about it, but that was long ago. Everything else I tried was bland or just plain disgusting.
So I just smoke what I like.

OP, We rag on Gurkha because it's fun. It's well-founded and most everyone here has had a run-in with Gurkha that didn't go so well. It's fun to share the pain. :lr

I agree with everything you said!

I will be honest, I think I have only had 5-6 Gurkhas but they where bad enough for me to write off the line when combined with their business model. I have an ancient warrior in my humi that I will someday get up the courage to try, it is gorgeous looking. I don't think you can compare Gurkha to Pepin or Tatuaje, as I feel almost everything they make is great. Some people say Gurkha makes a few okay sticks, but out of the 75 that suck it isn't worth looking for the needle in the Gurkha hay stack. I love to hear that somebody likes a Gurkha though, it means they will get great deals on Cbid. Gurkha is the poster boy brand of how not to be a trustworthy "Premium" cigar producer that seems to make the majority of their sales to the new smoker who is captivated by the pretty glitter.

I was told by a B&M owner that Gurkha charges them extra for a box and requires them to sell the empty box to customers to get their money back.

mmblz 02-28-2012 08:50 AM

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The Gurkha Hate?
Is that their newest $60 per cigar offering?

:r

icehog3 02-28-2012 08:51 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1574501)
Puff Puff Puke, Tom:r

No pukin' Nate, just a good chug of Gurkha antidote. :lr



http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...og3/pnoon1.jpg

Blak Smyth 02-28-2012 08:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mmblz (Post 1574503)
The Gurkha Hate?
Is that their newest $60 per cigar offering?

:r

It was $60 but now you can find them for $1.25

Reaver2145 02-28-2012 09:14 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Blak Smyth (Post 1574502)
I agree with everything you said!

I will be honest, I think I have only had 5-6 Gurkhas but they where bad enough for me to write off the line when combined with their business model. I have an ancient warrior in my humi that I will someday get up the courage to try, it is gorgeous looking. I don't think you can compare Gurkha to Pepin or Tatuaje, as I feel almost everything they make is great. Some people say Gurkha makes a few okay sticks, but out of the 75 that suck it isn't worth looking for the needle in the Gurkha hay stack. I love to hear that somebody likes a Gurkha though, it means they will get great deals on Cbid. Gurkha is the poster boy brand of how not to be a trustworthy "Premium" cigar producer that seems to make the majority of their sales to the new smoker who is captivated by the pretty glitter.

I was told by a B&M owner that Gurkha charges them extra for a box and requires them to sell the empty box to customers to get their money back.

Thinking about it now i have found one good demi-gurkha smoke being the park avenue 44 its a decent mild stick thats what $2-2.50 i think.

While it dosnt carry the gurkha brand lable i think its made by the same people who make gurkhas.

JenksAnejo 02-28-2012 09:32 AM

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Quote:

And for some it is that flavor, a mix of dirt, and, well.....more dirt
I agree with Icehog, the hatred I have for Gurkha's is 100% the flavor of the smoke. I don't care what the cigar looks like; the cigar must taste good for me to be able to smoke it.

ChicagoWhiteSox 02-28-2012 11:11 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1574505)
No pukin' Nate, just a good chug of Gurkha antidote. :lr



http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...og3/pnoon1.jpg

:r:r:r

ChicagoWhiteSox 02-28-2012 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1574505)

It looks like Peter is offering you a NUB to help with the Gurkha pain:r


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