Well my wife uttered those fatal words
 

"When is this all going to stop, when are you going to have enough?" referring to my cigars.......sigh......

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It was nice while it lasted, lol.

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there's only one answer:

You can never have too much cigars

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yea nice knowing ya man



my wife says that on a weekly basis some women just don't understand
right now all I here is you just got 100 cigars with that computer trade why are you still ordering cigars :gary

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"More Cigars" ???? :fl I Heard This From My Wife A Few Times.:r It's Hopeless To Resist, Mickey!:)

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Just tell her I almost have enough!;)
And repeat this line for eternity!

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Damn Mickey, I am sorry brother.

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Ask her the same question referring to her shoes. :D

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If she makes you get rid of them, keep me in mind.
:r:r:r:r:r

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Yeh that wouldn't work for me. Glad my wife goes with the "as long as the bills get paid" mentality. :tu

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This may seem inflammatory, and thank the Gods my wife feels the same way, but anyone who would deny a man his Liberty in his own home is a tyrant.

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I think your wife must be the only one saying that. I don't think anyone else has heard anything like that.

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I hate to say this...but time to hide the purchases/stock.

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I got it from mine. I told her, Once the cooler is filled I am done. Low and behold, She gets the mail yesterday, There is a package from CI with a sampler and a bundle.

'I thought you said you were done?' My response, was two things. 1, I said when the cooler is filled.. Ill make it fit. 2, I said I was done, after these shipped.

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This is a bad idea.

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We talk like that all the time, but we're fierce patriots and history geeks.

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gotta buy her a coach purse every now and then...

9 cigar boxes for you and 1 coach purse for her..
before you know it, she has like 12 purses, and you have 3-4 coolers full.. But she cant say anything!


Life is all balance.. lol

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:banger I read this.. and thought... Humm.. Lets see his post when she 'finds' the purchase.. If he can make a post after that.

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I'm fortunate.

My wife has similar issues with purses and shoes. :lr

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I have it figured it out with Leigh. I just buy her a couple with my purchase. Her humidor is getting quit full!!!!!

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Coach purses will get you out of alot of jams!:tu:r

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Just a flesh wound, brother!

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This is why I don't have a wife!! :r

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your missing out!!!

they do your laundry, clean the house, cook dinner... come in handy sometimes :D:D:D




sometimes :sl

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1) Take testicles back from wife. They are probably in her closet with all the shoes and other extraneous, unjustifiable purchases she has made.

2) Order more cigars.

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^for clarification, that was sarcasm.

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Mickey...Kellie asks me the same thing everytime a new package arrives. :D

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No worries!

Eventually, It just sounds like "Bla bla bla bla bla!":D

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My wife gave up a couple years ago. She knew it fell on deaf ears. Good luck with yours Mickey!

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The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible. :r Ways to do this is to either have a separate credit card with paperless billing or a reloadbale credit card or do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order for your end. You know, that's what I've heard on how to be a sneaky cigar buying bastage.:r

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It also helps if you attribute packages to Bombs!!! Just say, "Those guys!!!" when a package arrives!:D

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:r

That's what I do now:D
She says whats that? I say look how insane these guys are!:tu


(Then she says I don't believe you and I say whats for dinner?)(J/K)

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No Ron, they are talking about WIVES!!!!!!

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If you only knew the stuff I get away with. But then, she's bad about online purchases as well, and I've been buying her stuff all the time.

But she truly has no idea how much "stuff" I have. :r

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My girlfriend calls me an old man because I smoke cigars. I'm 24.

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I don't get any gaff whatsoever.
This reminds me of a McDonald's commercial that's been on football. The woman says "Margie's boyfriend says Sunday is only for watching football? What do you think?"
Then the little guy thinks and shivers and pees a little and says "He's a jerk."
That's sad. Very sad. On about a thousand nutless levels.
Granted, Liberty works both ways. My actions can't deny the Liberty of my wife and children.
I married well. My wife watches football with me constantly and makes sure our schedule works around it.
While I was typing she spun around and asked when I wanted to go to Florida to go diving.
I rest my case. :D

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I had a wife once. For me, it was overrated. :r

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haha my wife thinks the same thing about me!:tu
She has been very accepting about it though, she just doesn't like me spending money when we don't have it.

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Will you tell my wife that?

j/k, she does all that and more


This is very true. It doesn't take long for a married man to develop what is known as "selective hearing". Your mind will turn any unwanted noise, children screaming, wife's complaining, broken appliances, etc, into white noise that you don't even process anymore. I'm convinced it's a self-defense mechanism built into the male brain to keep us from losing our minds. :D

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...And so I told her, "If you'd spend half as much time sticking your nose in a cookbook as you do my business, maybe I could get an edible meal around here."

THAT's how the story is supposed to end.:tu


;)

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After Weeze asked me about going to Florida, while she was on her way to work while I sit home, she told me I need to go find a new car.
That's close enough to "cigar" that I think I'll just go buy a bunch of cigars. I can do that from my chair. :tu

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True, my wife has never asked "when will it stop"

She is stuck on "AGAIN" every time I place my order or get something in the mail... :r :r :r

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My fiance calls me old man because she's 13 years younger than me! :D

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http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...t_M6n9UtY3uvCF


I'm sorry I had toooooo.... :r :r

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:r

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Hey, that's what my wife told me shortly before running off with another dude! No Joke! :sl

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I definitely agree with this. Sounds like a great argument ender.

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:r

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The proper response is:

"Is that what you want to do today? Fight?"

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I thought about this, but decided against it, then the new cutter arrived and she was gone, so I opened it up checked it out and put the receipt with my flat rate boxes (in case I need to send it back) and put it with my stash.
This I would like to do, but no one I know out of here smokes...well my co-worker...hmmm will have to think about this.

This I have thought of

I HATE that frickin commercial

Thanks for the support guys....all will be ok, just needed some sympathy I guess.