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pektel 07-08-2011 09:22 PM

You know you're an inmate when...
 
You're behind someone in traffic, and notice their license plate says "052 BHK" and wonder if it's a vanity plate

Someone asks if you want a Corona, and you start thinking "hopefully it's a partagas"

Both of these happened to me today, and I started thinking I may be a little crazy. Good thing I have my own room here :r

This happen to anyone else? Or is it just me?
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Emjaysmash 07-08-2011 09:25 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
:r :r

Awesome!

area51 07-08-2011 09:37 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Your home screen is cigarasylum

Drez 07-08-2011 10:32 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
You check CA on your phone before you call it a night.

icehog3 07-08-2011 10:34 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
You have 27,961 posts. :hn

Fordman4ever 07-08-2011 10:46 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
as soon as you open your laptop your wife asks if you're looking at that "cigar site" again. (happens to me every day)

Bill86 07-08-2011 10:47 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1329283)
You have 27,961 posts. :hn

:lr

Yeah that would be a bit of a sign there Tom. :D

You have CA on your phone bookmarked twice and use multiple browser tabs for CA on your phone and computer.

You have your own banter thread.

You are always here.

maninblack 07-09-2011 08:38 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Your stash has more than quadrupled since joining. You spend more on postage than on necessities.

pektel 07-09-2011 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1329925)
Your stash has more than quadrupled since joining. You spend more on postage than on necessities.

Mine has grown more than that! I'm one of the lucky ones that was referred to CA right when I received my very first sampler/humi as a birthday gift from the gf. And the good thing about that is, I can blame it on her when new orders arrive! She started it, right?? :)

Started with 10. Now have a lowly 200. But I give away/gift more than I smoke. Which I like better anyways. My friends appreciate them, and I'm glad that they have some guidance in finding tasty cigars to smoke instead of picking blind.

On topic: you know you are an inmate when cigars make the best packing material :D

You know when you are an inmate when you never think about cost of cigars when sending them; you only think about how much the recipient will enjoy them.
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Subvet642 07-09-2011 09:14 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Oh Gawd, I may need to up my meds...:tf

Ogre 07-09-2011 10:10 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
You convert a wine cooler, then a china hutch into a humidor because you ran out of storage space!!

cmitch 07-09-2011 10:16 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
you give away more cigars than you smoke.

area51 07-09-2011 04:09 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
You spend more time on this site then actually smoking.

EricF 07-09-2011 04:14 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1329290)
as soon as you open your laptop your wife asks if you're looking at that "cigar site" again. (happens to me every day)

Guilty!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by maninblack (Post 1329925)
Your stash has more than quadrupled since joining. You spend more on postage than on necessities.

Guilty!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by area51 (Post 1330240)
You spend more time on this site then actually smoking.

Guilty!!!!

Doctorossi 07-09-2011 06:21 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
... you google a stick you're interested in and the top result is a CA thread you started. :D

Ogre 07-09-2011 06:24 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
You mailman drops off 10 boxes on your porch and runs like he**!!!

Drez 07-09-2011 06:25 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1329970)
you give away more cigars than you smoke.

:tpd::tpd:

MurphysLaw 07-09-2011 06:54 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Your iPhone auto corrects to BOTL and other cigar related terms

hotreds 07-09-2011 08:17 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1329283)
You have 27,961 posts. :hn

And that only lasts a nano-second!

hotreds 07-09-2011 08:31 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...ane-Asylum.jpg

DBall 07-27-2011 05:21 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
When you have a conversation with a total stranger, say, a guy in the deli where you get breakfast frequently, start talking about cigars, and then say, "oh... ever had a cuban cigar? No? Lemme give ya one and tell me what ya think..."

:D

Tyler 07-27-2011 05:50 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Drez (Post 1330377)
:tpd::tpd:

:tu Drez knows this best except it should be changed to give away and get bombed more than you smoke.

Tyler 07-27-2011 05:51 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
When you start repeating threads. :r

Sorry bro! Didn't see you had one already. I really didn't post my thread to be like this though. I was just pointing out how I belong here because I turn the everyday into cigar related lol.

pektel 07-27-2011 06:11 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
And that is the exact point of this thread too! We're all crazy here... :tu
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pektel 07-27-2011 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MurphysLaw (Post 1330391)
Your iPhone auto corrects to BOTL and other cigar related terms

:rl my phone does this too!
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LasciviousXXX 07-28-2011 05:07 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DBall (Post 1351502)
When you have a conversation with a total stranger, say, a guy in the deli where you get breakfast frequently, start talking about cigars, and then say, "oh... ever had a cuban cigar? No? Lemme give ya one and tell me what ya think..."

:D

:tu Payin' it forward.... good man

neoflex 07-28-2011 07:05 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Even though you have enough cigars to last you 2-3 years it's still not enough.:r

pektel 07-29-2011 06:56 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
You wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because you had a nightmare... About beetles.

Happened to me last night.
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Jasonw560 07-29-2011 07:41 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
When you get a dark tan, you say you've gone from "Claro" to "Maduro"

Jasonw560 07-29-2011 07:50 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
You tell the hardware store clerk you need pipe in 32 ring gauge.

You only allow matches or butane lighters in the house.

You tip the UPS guy (who you now know by name) with a stick from the shipment you just received.

All the online retailers send you a birthday and Christmas card.

The owner/manager of your local B&M calls you to see if your okay if you haven't been by in a week.

SteelCityBoy 10-01-2011 05:31 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
You use CA as a "treat" when at work....get something done....log onto CA....get some more work done....log onto CA....CA becomes your carrot stick dangling in front of your face to get you through day! Starting to happen pretty routinely for me!

DaBear 10-01-2011 08:21 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SteelCityBoy (Post 1426450)
You use CA as a "treat" when at work....get something done....log onto CA....get some more work done....log onto CA....CA becomes your carrot stick dangling in front of your face to get you through day! Starting to happen pretty routinely for me!

^This. I find myself on here whenever someone pops in at work "just to browse" and they're not goin to the humi.

Ogre 10-01-2011 08:26 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
When you dont log in for 24 hours and the other inmates text you to see if you OK!!!!

Bill86 10-01-2011 08:30 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
When you have more friends on CA than "real life".

When someone you meet talks up cubans and you casually reply well which ones like it's nothing.

Crownedone 10-01-2011 08:36 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Drez (Post 1329280)
You check CA on your phone before you call it a night.

Haaa......i do this every night...I'm doing it right now.

Blak Smyth 10-01-2011 08:40 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SteelCityBoy (Post 1426450)
You use CA as a "treat" when at work....get something done....log onto CA....get some more work done....log onto CA....CA becomes your carrot stick dangling in front of your face to get you through day! Starting to happen pretty routinely for me!

^--- yes this haha that's everyday for me!


Also I notice sooo many cigars in movies now because of the cigars in cinema thread.
It's kinda funny I have seen so many movies before and never noticed the cigars.

Crownedone 10-01-2011 08:41 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
You have pictures of cigars on your phone but not your family...sometimes I just need a look to get me through the day till I can get home.

Blak Smyth 10-01-2011 08:46 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Crownedone (Post 1426587)
You have pictures of cigars on your phone but not your family...sometimes I just need a look to get me through the day till I can get home.

Oh my gosh that is funny. The wife just asked me why I have cigars as my phone background instead of her like I used too.

CigarSquid 10-02-2011 12:02 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1329290)
as soon as you open your laptop your wife asks if you're looking at that "cigar site" again. (happens to me every day)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Drez (Post 1329280)
You check CA on your phone before you call it a night.

Yes to both!! Love it!

Angry_Pirate 10-02-2011 12:43 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
When the first thing I do before I book a hotel for a trip is scout out to see if there are any good B&M's in the area..if not were going somewhere else where there are good B&M's!!

whodeeni 10-02-2011 10:54 AM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
very funny thread! Lot of "truth" to it though!

N2 GOLD 10-02-2011 09:55 PM

Re: You know you're an inmate when...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by whodeeni (Post 1426945)
very funny thread! Lot of "truth" to it though!

It's all true... This is how GREAT minds work... :tu


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