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MajorCaptSilly 04-27-2011 03:17 PM
What happens.....
 
What happens when you get scared half to death........TWICE?!?

MCS

Texan in Mexico 04-27-2011 04:07 PM
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Who is the greatest underwater spy?
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replicant_argent 04-27-2011 04:19 PM
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The same thing as when you go just over halfway into the forest, and still keep going in.. or is it out?

J0eybb 04-27-2011 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1247689)
The same thing as when you go just over halfway into the forest, and still keep going in.. or is it out?
How far can you run into the forest?

mhailey 04-27-2011 07:46 PM
Re: What happens.....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 1247645)
What happens when you get scared half to death........TWICE?!?

MCS
Easy! You would be 3/4 the way toward death.

MurphysLaw 04-27-2011 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by mhailey (Post 1247910)
Easy! You would be 3/4 the way toward death.
:tpd:

Emjaysmash 04-27-2011 08:40 PM
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How many times would one have to scare himself half to death to die?

Silound 04-27-2011 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Emjaysmash (Post 1247969)
How many times would one have to scare himself half to death to die?
Calculating that would entail the limit from 0 as x -> infinity of 1/x and some other calculus stuff I've forgotten a long time ago :)

Suffice to say that, while you never technically get there, you get so infinitely and microscopically close that mathematically you arrive at the point of death.

Skywalker 04-28-2011 12:33 PM
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Half-wits!!!:r

JaKaacH 04-29-2011 07:20 AM
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If you were in your Prius traveling at the speed of light, and turned your headlights on. Would they work??????

mhailey 04-29-2011 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by JaKaacH (Post 1249261)
If you were in your Prius traveling at the speed of light, and turned your headlights on. Would they work??????
HELL NO, because I wouldn't be caught dead in a Prius!!

shilala 04-29-2011 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Silound (Post 1248118)
Calculating that would entail the limit from 0 as x -> infinity of 1/x and some other calculus stuff I've forgotten a long time ago :)

Suffice to say that, while you never technically get there, you get so infinitely and microscopically close that mathematically you arrive at the point of death.
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Emjaysmash 04-29-2011 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1249270)
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
"What's that?"

"Go through his clothes and look for loose change."

357 04-29-2011 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Emjaysmash (Post 1249344)
"What's that?"

"Go through his clothes and look for loose change."
Have fun storming the castle!

Blindjimme 04-29-2011 11:06 AM
Re: What happens.....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 1247645)
What happens when you get scared half to death........TWICE?!?

MCS
This is some kind of a test. I don't test well. :confused:

N2 GOLD 04-29-2011 12:26 PM
Re: What happens.....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MajorCaptSilly (Post 1247645)
What happens when you get scared half to death........TWICE?!?

MCS
You live to tell about it... :r

Starscream 04-29-2011 03:30 PM
Re: What happens.....
 
What happens if you eat cashews in the marmalade section of the library?

Skywalker 04-29-2011 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Starscream (Post 1249715)
What happens if you eat cashews in the marmalade section of the library?
What?:confused:

markem 04-29-2011 04:26 PM
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When ...

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.

and is that what it's all about?

Starscream 04-29-2011 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1249744)
What?:confused:
When?

TheTraveler 04-29-2011 08:42 PM
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When I was a lad my dog sat down in a fire ant bed.

He didn't sit there very long though.

Skywalker 05-03-2011 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Starscream (Post 1249768)
When?
Where?:D

LasciviousXXX 05-03-2011 11:47 AM
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If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day.

Starscream 05-03-2011 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1252867)
Where?:D
Why?

markem 05-03-2011 01:19 PM
Re: What happens.....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 1252877)
If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day.
When I was four years old, I watched my mother kill a spider... with a tea cosy. Years later, I realized it was not a spider - it was my Uncle Harold.

Skywalker 05-03-2011 02:00 PM
Re: What happens.....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Starscream (Post 1252915)
Why?
Who?:sh

Starscream 05-03-2011 06:11 PM
Re: What happens.....
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1253000)
Who?:sh
How?


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