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newcigarz 03-16-2011 01:29 PM
Star Wars will never be the same
 
:D

http://news.avn.com/articles/Axel-Br...st-429341.html

Stephen 03-16-2011 01:34 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Don't remember too many women in Star Wars. This might get ugly...:pu

VirtualSmitty 03-16-2011 01:37 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1207448)
Don't remember too many women in Star Wars. This might get ugly...:pu
Or Princess Leia is going to be mighty busy :r

T.G 03-16-2011 01:39 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
I wonder if I can get all the BABOTL to chip in and we get skywalker a first release copy to add to the rest of the star wars memorabilia?

issues 03-16-2011 01:40 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1207460)
I wonder if I can get all the BABOTL to chip in and we get skywalker a first release copy to add to the rest of the star wars memorabilia?
LMAO!!!

I would donate to that!

Mugen910 03-16-2011 01:43 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Gawd I hope they don't cast Jabba the Hut..

newcigarz 03-16-2011 01:46 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
:xxx


Quote:
And yes, Chewy will have sex!

awsmith4 03-16-2011 01:47 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 1207467)
Gawd I hope they don't cast Jabba the Hut..
Ron Jeremy???

ucla695 03-16-2011 01:48 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Maybe it's a good thing the link's blocked at work.

kaisersozei 03-16-2011 01:48 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Chewbacca is bad enough

md4958 03-16-2011 01:49 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Didnt they already come up with this idea in Zack and Miri make a P*rno?

I remember something about Revenge of the Chit :r:r

Mugen910 03-16-2011 01:50 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Spewbacca...

Hands Solo

Princess Lay-Ahhhhh

Obie Dong Kanobi

Darth Va....well you get it.. :r

kaisersozei 03-16-2011 01:51 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
And a 14 day production schedule? Man, they're really putting all their resources into this one. :r

BC-Axeman 03-16-2011 01:54 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
:np
Someone had to say it.

newcigarz 03-16-2011 02:00 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BC-Axeman (Post 1207487)
:np
Someone had to say it.
Leia
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_SF08AbLuoHU/Sm...lie%20Haze.jpg

Skywalker 03-16-2011 02:08 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1207460)
I wonder if I can get all the BABOTL to chip in and we get skywalker a first release copy to add to the rest of the star wars memorabilia?
:r

I already have this one in my collection:

http://www.scifistation.com/images/cult/star-babe.jpg

As far as I know it was the first adult film made with a Star Wars theme!

Some of the women in this one have more fur than Chewie!

guitar4001 03-16-2011 02:30 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ucla695 (Post 1207478)
Maybe it's a good thing the link's blocked at work.
i was thinking the same thing.

T.G 03-16-2011 02:46 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 1207501)
:r

I already have this one in my collection:

http://www.scifistation.com/images/cult/star-babe.jpg

As far as I know it was the first adult film made with a Star Wars theme!

Some of the women in this one have more fur than Chewie!
Hopefully there won't be any working VHS players left by the time Jacob is old enough to inherit that piece of memorabilia.

Bax 03-16-2011 02:48 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Anyone up for a cigar and a movie?:D

massphatness 03-16-2011 02:56 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bax (Post 1207540)
Anyone up for a cigar and a movie?:D
Not me -- I already ash all over myself way too much as it is ...

chachee52 03-16-2011 06:35 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Wow, wonder how many kids back in the late 70's early 80's dreams just came true!!!

Bill86 03-16-2011 06:38 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Didn't they already do this in Zack and Miri Make a P()rno?

Hung Solo
Lube skyballer
Princess Layher
Darth Vibrator

Stephen 03-16-2011 06:55 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty (Post 1207456)
Or Princess Leia is going to be mighty busy :r
Can't wait for her scene with Admiral Ackbar.:dr

Stephen 03-16-2011 06:56 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaisersozei (Post 1207483)
And a 14 day production schedule? Man, they're really putting all their resources into this one. :r
Well, all of something is being put into something I'm sure.:xxx

T.G 03-16-2011 06:59 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chachee52 (Post 1207774)
Wow, wonder how many kids back in the late 70's early 80's dreams just came true!!!
And somewhere, in the corner of a cold cubicle, a lone Battlestar Galactica fan weeps silently to themselves.

Starscream 03-16-2011 07:02 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Ready for AT-AT on AT-ST action.:tu

Humpdebump 03-16-2011 09:26 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Wonder if Yoda will make a guest appearance

Starscream 03-17-2011 06:21 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humpdebump (Post 1208021)
Wonder if Yoda will make a guest appearance
Little green Dildoa?

N2 GOLD 03-17-2011 06:26 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humpdebump (Post 1208021)
Wonder if Yoda will make a guest appearance
We will wait & see.... -(P

Stephen 03-17-2011 06:26 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humpdebump (Post 1208021)
Wonder if Yoda will make a guest appearance
http://montaraventures.com/pix/yoda.jpg
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoda
Going to wax that ass, I am. Herh herh herh.

VirtualSmitty 03-18-2011 03:56 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1207816)
Can't wait for her scene with Admiral Ackbar.:dr
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lxbfzcTAsI...its_a_trap.jpg
:r

safariguy 03-18-2011 04:32 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty (Post 1209916)
No no no... ''IT'S THE CLAP!!!"

taltos 03-18-2011 07:15 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 1207467)
Gawd I hope they don't cast Jabba the Hut..
Mr. Creosote from Meaning of Life or Pizza the Hut.:pn

pektel 03-18-2011 07:21 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Lol. Not gonna watch it. I would rather keep my original "leia prisoner from return of the Jedi" fantasy.
Posted via Mobile Device

Humpdebump 03-19-2011 12:42 AM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Hope there's no LIGHTSABER fights

emopunker2004 03-19-2011 01:18 AM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by newcigarz (Post 1207492)
who dat

newcigarz 03-19-2011 06:15 AM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by emopunker2004 (Post 1210307)
who dat
That is the fine young actress who is playing Leia. Alli Haze

justonemorestick 03-19-2011 06:34 AM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Might have to check this one out.

T.G 03-19-2011 09:23 AM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Humpdebump (Post 1210298)
Hope there's no LIGHTSABER fights
It's been done...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5u6vm44ak

One of the funniest fight scenes in cinematic history.

innova 03-19-2011 09:35 AM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Does Han shoot first?

Humpdebump 03-19-2011 05:54 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1210479)
It's been done...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5u6vm44ak

One of the funniest fight scenes in cinematic history.
LMAO, that was too funny :r

N2 GOLD 03-21-2011 11:58 AM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1210479)
It's been done...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5u6vm44ak

One of the funniest fight scenes in cinematic history.
:lr

swh127 03-21-2011 07:27 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
LOL

madwilliamflint 06-01-2011 11:22 AM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 1207467)
Gawd I hope they don't cast Jabba the Hut..
Rosie O'Donnell.

You're welcome.

OLS 06-01-2011 07:07 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Man Zack and Miri is an all-time-classic. EVERYONE, regardless of level of prudery shoud OWN this and watch it once a month.

Skywalker 06-01-2011 07:09 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by OLS (Post 1281408)
Man Zack and Miri is an all-time-classic. EVERYONE, regardless of level of prudery shoud OWN this and watch it once a month.
:tu:tu

Bill86 06-01-2011 07:24 PM
Re: Star Wars will never be the same
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by OLS (Post 1281408)
Man Zack and Miri is an all-time-classic. EVERYONE, regardless of level of prudery shoud OWN this and watch it once a month.
Agreed. It's just plain hilarious. I really hope Kevin Smith doesn't stop making movies like he says he is going to. He really put out the best comedies.


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