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jesseboston81 12-27-2010 07:15 PM

Have you ever had a smoke cut short...?
 
Between yesterday and today the Boston area got hit with 18 inches or so of snow. Late this afternoon I headed out to take care of the shoveling, so I grabbed a cigar (7-20-4 dog walker) to make the work more enjoyable. For a while I was shoveling and holding the cigar in my lips, but that was making me salivate profusely, so I grabbed an ashtray and set the stick there to rest. I built up a good routine--shovel a bit, take a puff or two, go back and shovel a bit more. It was cold but enjoyable, and the stick was strong and tasty. UNTIL....

...I went back for another puff and found that the wind had knocked my poor little cigar into a pile of slush and snow. The cigar had gone out, so I clipped the foot and tried desperately to relight it, but it was too wet. :( It was a tragedy that tarnished the rest of my shoveling!

So what unexpected events have caused your smoking to come to an untimely end?

neoflex 12-27-2010 07:19 PM

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The worst by far for me was when I was working in the garage and smoking at the same time and not paying too much attention to my smoke. When to take a puff and put the ash end of the cigar in my mouth. Didn't burn myself luckily but it did ruin my palatte for the rest of teh day. Needless to say the stick got pitched.

Bill86 12-27-2010 07:25 PM

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I was outside smoking a Viaje Exclusivo Robusto...all was well and then it started raining like heck. So I stood up against the house trying not to get rained on, squeezed an extra 10 minutes out of it. But ultimately there was about 20% left when I had to pitch it, stupid wind.

maninblack 12-27-2010 07:33 PM

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Only the ones I voluntarily cut short because they taste like sh!t.

jledou 12-27-2010 07:34 PM

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A wife and kids = many a cigar cut short before their time was done.
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Emjaysmash 12-27-2010 07:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by neoflex (Post 1109178)
The worst by far for me was when I was working in the garage and smoking at the same time and not paying too much attention to my smoke. When to take a puff and put the ash end of the cigar in my mouth. Didn't burn myself luckily but it did ruin my palatte for the rest of teh day. Needless to say the stick got pitched.

EXACT same thing happened to me when grilling my dinner turned into a grease fire. It was an A. Fuente Don Carlos that accidentally got turned around in my hand amidst the confusion. Needless to say I dropped that sucker to the ground and didn't think twice.

Adriftpanda 12-27-2010 07:44 PM

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... the girlfriend telling me to come home.

bobarian 12-27-2010 07:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Adriftpanda (Post 1109205)
... the girlfriend telling me to come home.

Pantywaist! :sl

guitar4001 12-27-2010 07:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by neoflex (Post 1109178)
The worst by far for me was when I was working in the garage and smoking at the same time and not paying too much attention to my smoke. When to take a puff and put the ash end of the cigar in my mouth. Didn't burn myself luckily but it did ruin my palatte for the rest of teh day. Needless to say the stick got pitched.

i am guilty of this too.

Adriftpanda 12-27-2010 07:50 PM

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Stop stalking me just to slap me, old fart.

massphatness 12-27-2010 07:52 PM

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I dropped a 70's Upmann in the toilet last Thanksgiving ...

hotreds 12-27-2010 08:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1109219)
I dropped a 70's Upmann in the toilet last Thanksgiving ...

Shouldn't smoke while you pee!

MikeyC 12-27-2010 09:35 PM

Re: Have you ever had a smoke cut short...?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jesseboston81 (Post 1109171)
Between yesterday and today the Boston area got hit with 18 inches or so of snow. Late this afternoon I headed out to take care of the shoveling, so I grabbed a cigar (7-20-4 dog walker) to make the work more enjoyable. For a while I was shoveling and holding the cigar in my lips, but that was making me salivate profusely, so I grabbed an ashtray and set the stick there to rest. I built up a good routine--shovel a bit, take a puff or two, go back and shovel a bit more. It was cold but enjoyable, and the stick was strong and tasty. UNTIL....

...I went back for another puff and found that the wind had knocked my poor little cigar into a pile of slush and snow. The cigar had gone out, so I clipped the foot and tried desperately to relight it, but it was too wet. :( It was a tragedy that tarnished the rest of my shoveling!

So what unexpected events have caused your smoking to come to an untimely end?

I often have the same thing happen to me. I smoke a cigar a lot of times when I'm washing my car (during the summer of course ;) ). Sometimes, I put it down and occasionally it rolls away into a puddle.

Ogre 12-27-2010 09:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1109219)
I dropped a 70's Upmann in the toilet last Thanksgiving ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1109242)
Shouldn't smoke while you pee!

Who Said He Was Peeing?????:al

markem 12-27-2010 10:14 PM

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Don't put your ashtray on the ground while the dog is running around the yard. 'nuf said.

JJG 12-27-2010 10:42 PM

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I lost an Oliva MB3 out the window yesterday. Unfortunately I was smoking in a second-floor sun room, so it actually fell pretty far. I tried to dust it off and keep smoking, but I couldn't keep the crackred wrapper from unraveling.

SMITTY66 12-27-2010 10:50 PM

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I work at a cigar shop and the worst experience I've ever had was when I had just finished pricing a bunch of stuff and lit up a Padron 1926 80th anniversary and was looking forward to it all day....I took about a total of 7 puffs then set it on the ashtray....I went to ring up a customer and when I returned my co worker had thrown it in the fire can thinking it was the guys who had just left....it was the worst cigar experience of my life....

jesseboston81 12-27-2010 11:05 PM

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After reading these stories, I don't feel so bad about having my smoke cut short. That Padron story is horrible! And winding up with the lit end of a cigar in your mouth gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "putting your foot in your mouth!!!" :r

icehog3 12-28-2010 12:04 AM

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Bar fights.

auburnfan1980 12-28-2010 12:08 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hotreds (Post 1109242)
Shouldn't smoke while you pee!

I learned this lesson the hard way while at the local shop. I went into the bathroom to pee and kept the cigar in my mouth. While doing my duty, the ash (pretty darn warm, too) fell and hit me square on the shaft. I pissed all over the toilet. I walked out, looked at everyone, and said, "beware of smoking while you pee....you might ash on your d***!" We all shared a good laugh and I learned a very valuable lesson that day :r

liltim 12-28-2010 12:34 AM

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I've had that bad experience where you aren't paying attention and there goes the ash end. I would have to say probably one of the worst tastes the pallet can experience.

akumushi 12-28-2010 01:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by auburnfan1980 (Post 1109405)
I learned this lesson the hard way while at the local shop. I went into the bathroom to pee and kept the cigar in my mouth. While doing my duty, the ash (pretty darn warm, too) fell and hit me square on the shaft. I pissed all over the toilet. I walked out, looked at everyone, and said, "beware of smoking while you pee....you might ash on your d***!" We all shared a good laugh and I learned a very valuable lesson that day :r

:r:r

Educator 12-28-2010 01:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by auburnfan1980 (Post 1109405)
I learned this lesson the hard way while at the local shop. I went into the bathroom to pee and kept the cigar in my mouth. While doing my duty, the ash (pretty darn warm, too) fell and hit me square on the shaft. I pissed all over the toilet. I walked out, looked at everyone, and said, "beware of smoking while you pee....you might ash on your d***!" We all shared a good laugh and I learned a very valuable lesson that day :r

That's the reason the experienced ones thump their ash before they pee...

I've also put the burning foot of the cigar in my mouth but was also lucky enough not to burn anything...but I never tossed the cigar.

Worst for me was dropping a stick while I was outside and one of the ankle biters coming over and peeing on it before I can pick it up.

staminator 12-29-2010 07:21 AM

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Sometimes when I'm needed by the Gotham City police, they signal me with a searchlight. Many a time have I had to put out a cigar with a sigh to rid this filthy city of its crime and corruption.

OLS 12-29-2010 07:42 AM

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I hate to top this thread, just for the visuals alone. But I smoke in the tub a lot, it combines two
relaxing things into one. And most of the time things are fine. But 3-4 times, the cigar has:

A.) Ashed on ME, burning me and then dropping into the water, ending bath.
B.) Ashed in the water only ending bath.
C.) rolls off the edge of the tub into the water with no ash, ending the smoke.
D.) rolls off the edge of the tub with a big ash ending bath and smoke.
E.) Successful bath and smoke, drying off, knock cigar off edge of tub with towel, ending smoke.

neoflex 12-29-2010 08:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS (Post 1110740)
I hate to top this thread, just for the visuals alone. But I smoke in the tub a lot, it combines two
relaxing things into one. And most of the time things are fine. But 3-4 times, the cigar has:

A.) Ashed on ME, burning me and then dropping into the water, ending bath.
B.) Ashed in the water only ending bath.
C.) rolls off the edge of the tub into the water with no ash, ending the smoke.
D.) rolls off the edge of the tub with a big ash ending bath and smoke.
E.) Successful bath and smoke, drying off, knock cigar off edge of tub with towel, ending smoke.

With that visual I think I will be getting back to work now.:r

jesseboston81 12-29-2010 08:48 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by neoflex (Post 1110784)
With that visual I think I will be getting back to work now.:r

:tpd:

OLS 12-29-2010 01:53 PM

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Hahahahahahaha, jup, told ya it was bad. But it improves a loose draw, lol.

Katmancross 01-01-2011 05:53 PM

Re: Have you ever had a smoke cut short...?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by jesseboston81 (Post 1109171)
Between yesterday and today the Boston area got hit with 18 inches or so of snow. Late this afternoon I headed out to take care of the shoveling, so I grabbed a cigar (7-20-4 dog walker) to make the work more enjoyable. For a while I was shoveling and holding the cigar in my lips, but that was making me salivate profusely, so I grabbed an ashtray and set the stick there to rest. I built up a good routine--shovel a bit, take a puff or two, go back and shovel a bit more. It was cold but enjoyable, and the stick was strong and tasty. UNTIL....

...I went back for another puff and found that the wind had knocked my poor little cigar into a pile of slush and snow. The cigar had gone out, so I clipped the foot and tried desperately to relight it, but it was too wet. :( It was a tragedy that tarnished the rest of my shoveling!

So what unexpected events have caused your smoking to come to an untimely end?


Jesse,
You made me laugh. I live in Milwaukee. I've had the exact same thing happen to me twice. The second time really p****ed me off for being so dumb.
Right now the wind chill is -10 degrees. 30mph winds. I took the dog out back so he do his thing. My cigar got blown out of my mouth and down a tiny opening in my hoodie. I was wearing a T Shirt underneath. I got my hoodie off in 1.4 seconds flat. Damn it's cold! And the funny thing is that when my giant 125lb German Shepherd did his thing, the wind made his poop fly a foot away from him. Never saw that before.


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