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icehog3 10-15-2010 08:31 AM

Mauro?
 
Did you send me a giant tit? :)

Mugen910 10-15-2010 08:32 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
:r you are a giant boob!

Skywalker 10-15-2010 08:34 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
http://stjudesgallery.co.uk/artists/...ds/bluetit.jpg
Nothing like a huge tit!!!:D

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...d-tits-001.jpg
I prefer them in pairs!!!

The Professor 10-15-2010 08:37 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
If ever there was an appropriate time for this emoticon, it is now.
:np

icehog3 10-15-2010 08:38 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Unfortunately, the giant tit is not a giant camera as well. :r

massphatness 10-15-2010 08:38 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Mauro is extraordinary

icehog3 10-15-2010 08:39 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1023818)
Mauro is extraordinary

Maybe Vin sent a giant tit to Mauro in my care.

md4958 10-15-2010 08:39 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
This smells like Bao

icehog3 10-15-2010 08:40 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 1023822)
This smells like Bao

Bao smells like giant tits? :banger

md4958 10-15-2010 08:43 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1023825)
Bao smells like giant tits? :banger

He goes to strip clubs... a lot!

The Professor 10-15-2010 08:43 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1023817)
Unfortunately, the giant tit is not a giant camera as well. :r

Maybe it *is* (insert dramatic organ music, here).

md4958 10-15-2010 08:43 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Tom, what would make you think it was me that sent you such a clever item?

icehog3 10-15-2010 08:45 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 1023833)
Tom, what would make you think it was me that sent you such a clever item?

It was addressed to your name at my address....honest. :r

icehog3 10-15-2010 08:46 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1023837)
It was addressed to your name at my address....honest. :r

Came from Hong Kong, looks like maybe the same company that does the Extreme Dealz lighters.

Mugen910 10-15-2010 08:47 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1023817)
Unfortunately, the giant tit is not a giant camera as well. :r

done!

md4958 10-15-2010 08:48 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1023837)
It was addressed to your name at my address....honest. :r

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1023839)
Came from Hong Kong, looks like maybe the same company that does the Extreme Dealz lighters.

Sounds like a Bao move. He likes to send people things under my name. Plus it came from HK, you know how those Asians stick together!

He probably just thought you might enjoy a little stress relief!

icehog3 10-15-2010 08:49 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 1023846)
Sounds like a Bao move. He likes to send people things under my name. Plus it came from HK, you know how those Asians stick together!

He probably just thought you might enjoy a little stress relief!

Sneaky Bao! :r

Mugen910 10-15-2010 08:50 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
while I have sent people condoms, lube, and magazines...this one was not clever enough for me to have done.

md4958 10-15-2010 09:00 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 1023849)
while I have sent people condoms, lube, and magazines...this one was not clever enough for me to have done.

dont forget when you sent Grace those cigars!
:hy

Mugen910 10-15-2010 09:07 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 1023858)
dont forget when you sent Grace those cigars!
:hy

jerk!

The Dakotan 10-15-2010 09:11 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Bao the Boob!

Mugen910 10-15-2010 09:13 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Dakotan (Post 1023869)
Bao the Boob!

i swear it was not me.

markem 10-15-2010 09:14 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Professor (Post 1023831)
Maybe it *is* (insert dramatic organ music, here).

:lr http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...ofl%5B2%5D.gif He said "organ" http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...ofl%5B2%5D.gif http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/images...ofl%5B2%5D.gif

Emjaysmash 10-15-2010 09:15 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
I'm so confused right now...

bobarian 10-15-2010 11:30 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8674/sku85651.jpg

IBQTEE1 10-15-2010 11:34 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
I have a camera so when should I come over and take a pic Tom?

bobarian 10-15-2010 11:38 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
I have it on good authority that Tom works well with pictures! :r

MedicCook 10-15-2010 11:39 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
This might be better live streamed on the internet.

IBQTEE1 10-15-2010 11:40 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 1024026)
This might be better live streamed on the internet.

My camera does take videos.... I am just saying.

MedicCook 10-15-2010 11:46 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IBQTEE1 (Post 1024027)
My camera does take videos.... I am just saying.

Light's camera, Icehog.

hotreds 10-15-2010 11:50 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
http://www.freewebs.com/galaleague/MAURO%20LOGO.JPG

massphatness 10-15-2010 11:59 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 1023858)
dont forget when you sent Grace those cigars!
:hy

AH HA!

I knew it!

icehog3 10-15-2010 12:28 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by IBQTEE1 (Post 1024018)
I have a camera so when should I come over and take a pic Tom?

Just take a picture of one of yours and we'll call it a day. ;)

pektel 10-15-2010 12:48 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1023825)
Bao smells like giant tits? :banger

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 1023830)
He goes to strip clubs... a lot!

Maybe he owns this... I have a bottle of it, actually:

http://www.detailedimage.com/Chemica...P450/16-oz-S1/

massphatness 10-16-2010 06:22 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
hmmmm ...

The plot thickens

BigFrank 10-16-2010 06:35 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
:bhd

Bill86 10-16-2010 06:58 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1024088)
Maybe he owns this... I have a bottle of it, actually:

http://www.detailedimage.com/Chemica...P450/16-oz-S1/

Does it really smell like strippers or no?

Chingas 10-16-2010 07:28 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BigFrank (Post 1025488)
:bhd

:tpd:

This is beyond interesting...

BigFrank 10-16-2010 08:19 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill86 (Post 1025506)
Does it really smell like strippers or no?

Just get some cheap light beer and cover yourself in glitter, then through 50$ into the toilet.

G G 10-16-2010 08:56 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobarian (Post 1024016)

A glass eye with a nipple?

kelmac07 10-16-2010 11:31 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
:r :r

icehog3 10-17-2010 12:27 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Vin, if you come over and visit we would have an awesome set of boobs. :)

massphatness 10-17-2010 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025864)
Vin, if you come over and visit we would have an awesome set of boobs. :)

I bought a nice teddy for mine, Tom. I will admit it's a tad lopsided, but half a loaf is better than none as the saying goes.
Posted via Mobile Device

icehog3 10-17-2010 09:30 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025962)
I bought a nice teddy for mine, Tom. I will admit it's a tad lopsided, but half a loaf is better than none as the saying goes.
Posted via Mobile Device

A being with one eye is a "cyclops".....what would a being with one boob be?

massphatness 10-17-2010 09:42 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Half the fun?
Posted via Mobile Device

icehog3 10-17-2010 09:45 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1026087)
Half the fun?
Posted via Mobile Device

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...ghingmouse.gifhttp://i196.photobucket.com/albums/a...ehog3/haha.gif

kydsid 10-17-2010 11:03 AM

Re: Mauro?
 
You two are complete boobs

icehog3 10-17-2010 03:14 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by kydsid (Post 1026143)
You two are complete boobs

Only together...separately, we are incomplete boobs. ;)

MedicCook 10-17-2010 03:26 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1026349)
Only together...separately, we are incomplete boobs. ;)

And you can't motorboat one boob.

markem 10-17-2010 03:33 PM

Re: Mauro?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 1026363)
And you can't motorboat one boob.

You can, but you drive in circles.


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