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shilala 10-06-2010 08:42 AM

Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Them little bastages hurt.
Getting stabbed in the forehead with woodclamps equally sucks, but I suppose it's not as common. :D

markem 10-06-2010 08:43 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
You have never stepped on jacks, apparently

Mugen910 10-06-2010 08:47 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
You've never had to crap one out I guess.

68TriShield 10-06-2010 08:48 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Put away your toys and it wont happen Scott.Hehehe.

hscmit 10-06-2010 08:50 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
fish hooks suck pretty bad

Ahbroody 10-06-2010 08:53 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Lol happens enough around here. I threw away these pointy little wood toys Micah had after hurting myself real bad one night.

poker 10-06-2010 08:57 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Playing with my nephew once years ago, I dropped on my knees and my left knee came down on a Lego piece. I thought I was gonna die.

massphatness 10-06-2010 08:58 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
I have some Legos if anyone wants to experience this firsthand. :D

Mugen910 10-06-2010 08:59 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1013347)
I have some Legos if anyone wants to experience this firsthand. :D

Oh Oh Oh I know who wants them. :noon

GKitty 10-06-2010 09:32 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
yeah... I got your Lego beat. When I was a kid, I found a sewing needle my mom had lost in the carpet with my barefoot. Got lucky because it came all the way through without hitting a bone, but hurt like nothing else before or since. Legos ain't $h!t!

Young traumas like this may account for my high pain threshold and affinity for piercings and tattoos.

MedicCook 10-06-2010 09:38 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 1013330)
You've never had to crap one out I guess.

:r

ChicagoWhiteSox 10-06-2010 09:50 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 1013396)
yeah... I got your Lego beat. When I was a kid, I found a sewing needle my mom had lost in the carpet with my barefoot. Got lucky because it came all the way through without hitting a bone, but hurt like nothing else before or since. Legos ain't $h!t!

Young traumas like this may account for my high pain threshold and affinity for piercings and tattoos.

Thanks for painting such a great picture in my head Crystal:r

GKitty 10-06-2010 09:52 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChicagoWhiteSox (Post 1013416)
Thanks for painting such a great picture in my head Crystal:r

My pleasure. The devil's in the details.

shilala 10-06-2010 09:53 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 1013321)
You have never stepped on jacks, apparently

I have. Thanks for reminding me. :r

htown 10-06-2010 09:57 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.

qwerty1500 10-06-2010 10:03 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
The bad news ... Legos are forever. Our daughter is 28 and for some mysterious reason her old Legos still crawl out of their ancient hiding places for us to step on.

pektel 10-06-2010 10:03 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
I've punctured the bottom of my foot on little construction equipment toys I've bought for my son. Lego's will be pretty soon. Now I'm scared :r

Quote:

Originally Posted by htown (Post 1013425)
Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.

A number of years ago a bunch of buddies and I were getting wasted on the 4th of july. It was really late, we were drinking in the kitchen, and one of my friends proceeds to take a huge drink from what he thought was his beer can, when in reality he just took a big swig of someone's spitter.

Good thing he was close to the sink, because :pu :pu :pu :pu

alwayslit 10-06-2010 10:06 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Legos and matchbox cars.......ouch

Mr B 10-06-2010 10:14 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Hotwheels and plastic dinosaurs. :su

rack04 10-06-2010 10:15 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Bristle blocks are no fun either.

TripleF 10-06-2010 10:16 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shilala (Post 1013319)
Getting stabbed in the forehead with woodclamps equally sucks, but I suppose it's not as common. :D

:r :r

markem 10-06-2010 10:17 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
It had to happen and wouldn't you know it would be me. Rather than post some of them (the squeemish will thank me), here is the link to some bizarre x-rays.

http://www.google.com/images?q=stran...w=1006&bih=565

Blueface 10-06-2010 10:18 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
I thought this was behind me with my kids being over 20.
Then a grandson came along and yeah, I know exactly what you are talking about.
Man that hurts!

HK3- 10-06-2010 11:00 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Stepping on jax suck as well. I also hate it when somebody leaves a cabinet door open in the kitchen and I bust the back of my head on them. BTW- punching the cabinet afterwards does nothing but make the wife mad. :fl

Mugen910 10-06-2010 11:01 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HK3- (Post 1013511)
Stepping on jax suck as well. I also hate it when somebody leaves a cabinet door open in the kitchen and I bust the back of my head on them. BTW- punching the cabinet afterwards does nothing but make the wife mad. :fl

but I bet on video it woulda made me :lr Hal

Lumpold 10-06-2010 11:36 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
The ol' British 3-pin plug is always a winner for being stood on.

mariogolbee 10-06-2010 11:54 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Scott, if your kid wants legos REALLY bad and you want to get them for them REALLY bad and they REALLY deserve to have them but alas you cannot afford them, EVER, I think that would suck more than stepping on the lego you already have.

Don Fernando 10-06-2010 11:54 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 1013332)
Put away your toys and it wont happen Scott.Hehehe.

:tpd: didn't your momma teach you to clean up your toys when you're done playing ;)

T.G 10-06-2010 12:00 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by htown (Post 1013425)
Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.

So, I take it you've herfed with skywalker's bestest buddy creepy dave, eh?

BC-Axeman 10-06-2010 12:08 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
I've stepped on lots of Legos. I've bashed my head on woodclamps a bunch too. Car door frames hurt a lot. Hammers on top of ladders will always fall in the center of the top of your head with the hardest part of the hammer. It's physics.
All of these are to be avoided. Don't do them.

HK3- 10-06-2010 01:09 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by htown (Post 1013425)
Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.

Or drinking a beer to find out it's someones spit cup. -(P

thebayratt 10-06-2010 01:25 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
How about cutting your finger in half with a cordless circular saw...........

THAT SUCKS!!!

got the pix to prove it too.

rack04 10-06-2010 01:47 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thebayratt (Post 1013636)
How about cutting your finger in half with a cordless circular saw...........

THAT SUCKS!!!

got the pix to prove it too.

Where is the "This Thread is AWESOME Without Pics" smilie?

Lumpold 10-06-2010 01:56 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1013566)
So, I take it you've herfed with skywalker's bestest buddy creepy dave, eh?

Name someone called Dave who isn't, in any way, creepy. I dare you.

alwayslit 10-06-2010 01:59 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1013437)
Hotwheels and plastic dinosaurs. :su

....forgot about the plastic dino's

Lucky_Hippo 10-06-2010 02:33 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Stepped on the claw end of a hammer bare footed before. It was hiding under a piece of news paper in the garage and layed my heel open like a knife blade.

Oh the joys of home ownership and repair. LOL

kelmac07 10-06-2010 05:26 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Lincoln Logs suck too!! :D

The original wooden ones!!!

smelvis 10-06-2010 05:30 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Stepping on a BBMF Maduro is way worse :)

shark 10-06-2010 07:18 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Getting a tiny sliver of glass stuck in the sole of your foot sucks, too. Especially when you don't realize it at first, and it gets infected.

When I was a kid there were a few times that I ripped the nail off of one of my toes. I used to always be barefoot outside in the summer, so you know...

The worst was when I somehow got a splinter caught under a fingernail. I mean, it was a good 1/4 inch under the nail, too. It began to get infected, so I just took a sewing needle, sterilized it, and carefully dug the tiny sliver out of there.

replicant_argent 10-06-2010 07:30 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shark (Post 1014101)
Getting a tiny sliver of glass stuck in the sole of your foot sucks, too.

Did that a couple weeks ago with a shard of plate glass. No infection, but the suckage was high...
Tonight?



Slamming the crown of my 6'1" skull into the bottom edge of a 5'10" trailer door opening.

St. Lou Stu 10-06-2010 07:34 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Allright guys.... I can tell that none of ya have zipped your junk up in your jeans zipper.

I win, and anyone else who has can attest.

Mods, lock it up. :tu

thebayratt 10-06-2010 07:37 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rack04 (Post 1013663)
Where is the "This Thread is AWESOME Without Pics" smilie?

O, I got pics...... but they are not for the faint of heart.... they actually got me kicked off Myspace (no big loss there).

BigFrank 10-06-2010 07:43 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Shooting yourself in the hand with a Ramset Gun is pretty Shitty....

jdakine 10-06-2010 07:51 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Walking in the dark at 5:30 in the morning and to step on my dogs old chewed up Nylabone.

Better yet, walking across the Ala Moana reef to the surf spot, only to step on vana, then have to turn around without even surfing

T.G 10-06-2010 10:11 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpold (Post 1013673)
Name someone called Dave who isn't, in any way, creepy. I dare you.

Well, there's....


...um...


...crap.


I got nothing.

Skywalker 10-06-2010 10:14 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
I once took a hot Pyrex casserole dish out of the oven... it shattered... I wasn't wearing shoes or socks and stepped on a piece of hot glass... It went into my foot with ease!!!

Ouch!!!

Beat that!!!
;)

Skywalker 10-06-2010 10:17 PM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by htown (Post 1013425)
Drinking a beer with a cigarette butt in it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 1013566)
So, I take it you've herfed with skywalker's bestest buddy creepy dave, eh?

I hate that f'ing guy!!!

I just recently got tested for Hep C because of that guy!!!



I think I win the prize for getting jacked!!!:tu

shilala 10-07-2010 06:02 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1014118)
Slamming the crown of my 6'1" skull into the bottom edge of a 5'10" trailer door opening.

Imagine, if you will, a big dumb farmer trying to catch a pheasant in a flight pen that's shorter than him. Said flight pen is built of rough cut 2x4's. The roof netting supports are rough cut hemlock, as well.
The skillset here is bending over, getting the particular bird you need to fly up and hit the roof netting where he stalls and you grab him mid-flight. Sometimes a little burst of speed is necessary.
If your focus on the bird, timing, and speed are all just right, you can tell you didn't catch the bird when you wake up laying in the mud, looking up at the trees.
Yes, it leaves a mark. :r

JDTexan 10-07-2010 06:57 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Driving a 4 wheeler through a barbed wire fence at deer camp and almost decapitating yourself at the age of 13 was not fun in the least. To top that on the way to the closest hospital, 2 hours away, our car hit a deer and totaled the car. We waited for an hour on the side of the road before someone picked us up and took me to the hospital where plastic surgeons did wonders.

357 10-07-2010 07:33 AM

Re: Is there anything that sucks worse than stepping on a Lego?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 1013396)
yeah... I got your Lego beat. When I was a kid, I found a sewing needle my mom had lost in the carpet with my barefoot. Got lucky because it came all the way through without hitting a bone, but hurt like nothing else before or since. Legos ain't $h!t!

Young traumas like this may account for my high pain threshold and affinity for piercings and tattoos.

A friend of mine did that, it went in half way and snapped off inside. He had to have it surgically removed, right between his big toe and the one next to it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu (Post 1014128)
Allright guys.... I can tell that none of ya have zipped your junk up in your jeans zipper.

I win, and anyone else who has can attest.

Mods, lock it up. :tu

But, did how did you get the frank before the beans?


http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...deoid=31139126

It doesn't include Warren's comments :r




That said my least favorite object frequently stepped on is marbles, especially on a tile floor.


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