Limerick Thread!
 

I saw this on a razor forum and thought it would be a fun thing for here. I'll start it off. Everyone add a line to it (hopefully folks here can rhyme LOL). If you finish off the limerick, you get to start the next one! Keep it clean so we don't break any rules!


There was a young fellow named Maisey....

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Who Married a young girl named Daisy?

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She loved him, or not

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And turned tricks for pot...
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Which may be why she was so hazy.

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Next:

I once smoked a stogie so fat

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It scorched whole front of my hat,

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So I then bought a beanie,

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But looked like a wienie

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Now I won't burn my hat with a Tat.

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OK, since Darren didn't post a new start:

A stogie is good for a fellow...

Edit: nevermind

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so long as its smooth and mellow.

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Maduros taste fine...
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with a nice glass of wine...

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Or even with a bowl of Jello.

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While walking the streets of Van Nuys.......


"Remember, if you finish the limerick, start up a new one. :tu

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A strange sight appeared to my eyes.

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A celeb from the valley,

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Buns up in an alley

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And I thought to myself "That ain't wise".

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One dark night in New York,

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I got a Mexican Pizza from Taco Bell, but no Spork...

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So I had to make do,

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I found some q-tips and hot glue...

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Now my tail feels like its plugged with a cork! :D

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New one:

When the puck finally drops on the ice...

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Sure as a puck, it is NICE!...

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The Hawks will be flying,

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The Sharks wont be dying,

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And after the game we can all get flied lice.

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Ok.. I'll start one... I think this is right... right?


There once was a man from Nantucket...

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Never once lit his 'gar, but did suck it.

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His stick got all soggy

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And made him quite groggy,

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So had no choice but to chuck it! :D

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New one:

As I looked out my window one day...

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I caught a glimpse of my hair all gray

MCS

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I thought I might dye it.

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Every week, 'til I buy it.

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It may help get a roll in the hay.

New one:

The voice in my head said to me

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I shouldn't smoke up in a tree

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Then my limb, it did break,

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and the voice yelled, "Awake!"

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It had all been a dream, don't you see!

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Walking the street with my poodle,

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When a Great Dane he tried to kanoodle

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He zigged when she zagged,

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So the tail went untagged

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Thus he lost his kit and kaboodle. :D