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These days there's dudes gettin' facials, manicured, waxed and botoxed. With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands you can't grip a tackle box.

Yeah, with all of these men linein' up to get neutered it's hip now to be feminized. I don't highlight my hair, I've still got a pair. Yeah, honey I'm still a guy.

Oh my eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh thank god, I'm still a guy.

Happy Friday all!

:ss

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"The lady doth protest too much, methinks." ~ Shakespeare

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictur...ects%20003.jpg

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:r:r

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:eek: :jd

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I joke with my wife all the time making fun of all the younger guys wearing nut hugger jeans and super tight shirts with the overly large V-Necks showing there bony chests. Can't see how that is comfortable.. Last thing I want is the feeling like my junk is in a vice all day. I also ask her what is up with the younger generation females where they think all these feminine guys are attractive. I remember when girls liked you because you looked rugged and were built not because you could fit into your girlfriends size 4 jeans and here kids sisters t-shirt.

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Brad Paisley is a guitar smith. :tu

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I'm actualy a size 6. I know, fatty right?

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Probably my favorite after SRV

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I'm so comfortable with my mascilinity that I even tie PINK flys

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictur...%20Clouser.jpg

:xxx

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Man, I have to start tying again.
I put some moisturizer onto the rash I got sliding into third even though I should have stopped that 20 years ago. Far as I go.

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A pink Clouser attracts Bonefish!!!

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:tu:tu

We have a winner!

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And I have Lefty's book. Only men have that book!!

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I'm a Cowboy ... A REAL Cowboy,( AND Former Marine ) I dress like one, I smell like one, I cuss and drink like one, I spit like one ... And I F.... Like one.
And Wifey likes me this way ...
Don't think I'll change my ways any tiime soon
To Hell with Girlymen.

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No joke - an acquaintance (NOT a friend) is over my house today at a party. Kinda windy, but no big deal. He actually asks me if I have any hair spray to keep his hair in place. I pause a moment, as I'm not sure how to answer, then offer him a bottle of Karo Syrup. I mean, what else can I say? :ss

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I've got some highlights, Steve, but I'm a good looking mofo.

:r

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:r:r:r:r

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Richie, I know I wasn't supposed to share this with anybody, but you left the door wide open! :r

http://bebobling.com/bebo-graphics/f..._bass_boat.jpg

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Well said, Steve!!!


:tu


Chris.....

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Jamie, you know chicks dig a man with a boat.
:tu