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TripleF 05-22-2010 06:06 AM
YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Don't know if there is a thread already in existance for this topic....but I thought I'd ask.....what's YOUR favorite saying? Or one of them? Or a couple of them?

What prompted this was utilizing my handy-dandy Swiss Army Knife to trim a few nose hairs, when I remembered one of my favorite sayings:



A man without a knife, is a man without a life!!

massphatness 05-22-2010 06:22 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Do not despair that the rosebush has thorns; rather rejoice that the thornbush has roses.

jsnake 05-22-2010 06:25 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
That's what she said

1badhog07 05-22-2010 06:36 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
say it aint so!

BigAsh 05-22-2010 06:45 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Hahaha....Just keep a steady hand with that knife Scott!.

timo 05-22-2010 07:18 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Life is short eat dessert first

JaKaacH 05-22-2010 09:21 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
If you don't change today, tomorrow will be like yesterday...

MedicCook 05-22-2010 09:22 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
This job blows.

pnoon 05-22-2010 09:23 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
The glass is always half-full.

MajorCaptSilly 05-22-2010 09:43 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
A bird in your front pants pocket is probably uncomfortable.

Soup is food.

Don't eat the yellow VW Beetle.

Crying is just like laughing except you're sad.

When the wolves come to your door, it's probably time to move somewhere where wolves don't come to your door.

An apple a day is good if you like apples.


MCS

SmokeyJoe 05-22-2010 09:47 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."

"If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries."

"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."

(After somebody does something stupid...) "Well bless his heart!"

(You probably guessed I live in the South.) :D

TripleF 05-22-2010 09:50 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 866168)

"If this ain't true, then grits ain't groceries."
ROFLMAO.......

dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach :r :r

bvilchez 05-22-2010 10:00 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
WTF Over!?!?!
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rizzle 05-22-2010 10:05 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
An answer to "what's up?"...nothing but the rent.

skullnrose 05-22-2010 10:06 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

SmokeyJoe 05-22-2010 10:07 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
A line from the show "Cheers" that has stuck with me...

When responding to "Hey Joe... what's shaking?"

"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

Eleven 05-22-2010 10:07 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Some of my favorites.

It takes a mighty big dog to weigh a ton

I'm cornfused

Awesome!

Why I oughta!

Thats no moon.

It's a trap!

This one time, at band camp...

The Poet 05-22-2010 10:14 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
From others: Illegitimi non carborundum.

From me: Misogynists are made, not born.

St. Lou Stu 05-22-2010 11:00 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
I had no idea sheep were that strong!
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SNKBYT 05-22-2010 11:08 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
that dog won't hunt
kiss my ash
kiss my fuzzy white Irish azz
I don't give a rats azz
I am smiling:D

BigFrank 05-22-2010 11:23 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and they stink.

Kreth 05-22-2010 11:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 866168)
"...as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs."
Well, dip my balls in buttermilk and squat me in a roomful of kittens.
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CasaDooley 05-22-2010 11:32 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Some of mine are;
No balls no blue chips
I'm all in
Fortune favors the bold
Whats shakin or Whats shakin bacon :r

replicant_argent 05-22-2010 11:52 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 866157)
The glass is always half-full.
Peter gets short poured all the time.

dccraft 05-22-2010 01:57 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Things are more like today than they've ever been before.

G G 05-22-2010 02:59 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by TripleF (Post 866171)
ROFLMAO.......

dude, that's bout as crazy as a sprayed cockroach :r :r
Grits are grocery's though.:tu

Adriftpanda 05-22-2010 03:23 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
ead, mike
ead, mario

mariogolbee 05-22-2010 03:43 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Adriftpanda (Post 866378)
ead, mike
ead, mario
This is ironic. I was about to post STFU Huy! So without further ado,
STFU Huy!:D

wolfandwhisky 05-22-2010 03:52 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
If my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

DPD6030 05-22-2010 05:23 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6

Is the Bear Catholic?

Does the Pope poop in the woods.

kugie 05-22-2010 05:26 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Sweating Like a Whore in church!

SNKBYT 05-22-2010 05:28 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by snkbyt (Post 866221)
that dog won't hunt
kiss my ash
kiss my fuzzy white Irish azz
I don't give a rats azz
I am smiling:D
why is the rum gone
damn hodgie
you were serious about that
get off my lawn
yes that was a smile

qwerty1500 05-22-2010 05:37 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 866168)
"That's about as useless as teets on a boar-hog."[/i]
I use that one a lot ... all the city folk just look at me.

When everyone is gossiping about someone, I like to say ... "Good thing I'm normal." They get the message pretty quick.

JaKaacH 05-22-2010 06:58 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
I don't give'em hell, I just tell the truth and they think its hell!!
Harry S. Truman.:banger

kgraybill 05-22-2010 08:15 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
There is no "I" in team but there are 3 "U"s in shut the **** up!

icehog3 05-22-2010 08:20 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
We sleep safe in our beds at night because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.

G G 05-22-2010 08:55 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by snkbyt (Post 866476)
yes that was a smile
Kinda hard to tell with the two of us huh Alex.:r

brigey57 05-22-2010 09:35 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
A fool and his money are soon parted, Well then how did the fool get the money in the first place?:confused::r

Volusianator 05-22-2010 09:42 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
There's no "I" in team, but there's three "U's" in shut the fu@k up!

jaydub13 05-22-2010 09:53 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Said by Aaron(lostark) at the last S.H.I.T. herf: "When in doubt, whip it out"

That went over like a fart in church

Mugen910 05-22-2010 09:57 PM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
What other people think of you is none of your business.

Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

This lady's got some nice ones I use often. Linky.

MichaelJ 05-23-2010 04:29 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Does Howdy Doody have wooden balls?

Subvet642 05-23-2010 04:59 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
From Yogi Berra:
Yogi's math teacher--"Don't you know anything?"
Yogi--"I don't even suspect anything!"

On a serious note: "People are the architects of their own misery."

AND

"A person is only as happy as they make up their mind to be"

And finally, from Squadron Weapons Dept, Subron 14 (1984):
(Torpedoes should always be loaded for launch and not stowage, because...)
"If your guns ain't loaded, you'll get your azz shot off!"

alwayslit 05-23-2010 05:21 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
in for a penny, in for a pound

TripleF 05-23-2010 07:00 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
There's no "I" in TEAM, but there is an "ME" :D


I'm busier than a one-legged man in a fanny kickin' contest.

Women.......Can't live with 'em, can't shot 'em.

SNKBYT 05-23-2010 07:02 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
I have come here to smoke cigars and chew bubble gum ..... and I'm all outta bubble gum

Diesel Kinevel 05-23-2010 08:25 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Hang tough.

-Z

icehog3 05-23-2010 09:03 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Kreth 05-23-2010 09:04 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
If you were any more full of sh!t it would say Depends on your forehead.
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Blueface 05-23-2010 10:39 AM
Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Found it on a stall one day.......

Some people come here to sit and think
I come here to chit and stink.


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