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The Egg Maduro. Yes, I smoked it.
Cigar: Drew Estate Egg Maduro
Wrapper: Maduro Binder and Filler: Nicaraguan Size: Egg 6x42/70/42 Price: $12.99 at CI. They were $20 at my local B&M. http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...s/IMG_0071.jpg Setting: Sitting in the garage, about 50 degrees out at 3pm. Considering cranking on the heater. Pairing the smoke with a Barq's. http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...s/IMG_0072.jpg Pre-light: Well, the "cigar" comes in its own coffin packed with tobacco leaves. The cigars wrapper was a deep chocolate brown, with smallish veins. It had a couple patches as well as one hole that was left unpatched about 2mm big. The smoke is pretty firmly packed with only a couple soft spots. The smell off the foot is light and smells faintly like Captain Black pipe tobacco. I cut the cap and the pre-light draw was snug with the same CB flavor. http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...IMG_0078-1.jpg First Third: The cigar lit up easily enough, and the smoke was light and had that kind of roasty pipe tobacco taste to it. Nothing nauseating yet, but I can tell I'm going to be in for a long day. The flavors and finish are very mild, not sure if that is a complaint or a blessing. About 3/4" in I had to touch it up as the burn was getting overyly wonky. The draw is still a bit tough so I tried another cut of the cap. Didn't help. I'm hoping it will open up as I get to the 'egg' part of the smoke, as I'm starting to get a headache suckin on this thing like a too thick milkshake. This thing gives of a crazy amount of resting smoke. Wish that much came out of the foot. Sort of. http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...s/IMG_0080.jpg Second Third: The draw has freed up a bit, but I think it was some mashing around the head that did it. The flavors are of light cocoa and a slight woody taste. Ok, just got back from throwing up. Seriously. Don't think it was the flavors of the cigar, I think it was due to drawing so hard I inhaled. Eh, back to the grind. The body of the smoke is still mild and the finish is short. Though the Totino's pizza I had for lunch an hour ago has added a nice piquant pepperoni flavor to the aftertaste. I'm surprised, as part of the natural line, that this has no "infused" flavor to it, just mild tobacco. As the burn gets to the center of the egg the cigar gets very soft. The middle third takes a painfully long time to smoke through. http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...s/IMG_0084.jpg Final thoughts: Ok, I hope you guys will forgive me, but the headache and continuing dry heaves are compelling me to call it quits. I really wanted to take this one to the end, but sadly it's not to be. Thanks Patrick for the opprotunity to enjoy this gem. Smoke again: No thanks Buy again: Didn't buy this one, but no. Reccommend: Depends on how much I dislike the guy. |
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nice review.
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Steve, only one question: WHY?!
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That thing has the worst pull and gives you the biggest headache take a tbs of sugar should help a little bit. I smoked one a while back it was just so i could say i did.
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Blowin chunks and carry on.......
Now THAT'S a review! |
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This is one maduro I won't be trying...LOL!! :r :r
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I have both flavors in the humi! Just waiting for a time to try one. (I'll make sure to have a puke bucket handy). :)
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Thanks for taking one for the team.:tu
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That is what I call dedication :tu
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usted tiene huevos grandes
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As always, a great review and very nice pictures. Throwing up and returning to the smoke, you are the man Steve.
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Next time, just let it hatch- you'll have a cute little Maduro running around.
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Nice! That second picture of the cigar being smoked does look like a chicken leg dipped in bird crap...lol
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That is about as far as I could smoke mine last year.
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You gave your body up for that review, I like that...
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Wow Steve, what can I say? Amazing to man-up through the dry heaves.:tu
Now we have see how MOBD likes his! :r |
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But with all the great food I doubt I'll have "dry" heaves!!!:pu |
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I would never try to smoke one. You sir are a manly man.
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Did you buy that thing or find it growing in a cow pasture?
I have wondered what one of those things would be like, thanks for providing the revue as I for sure would have never tried one myself.:tu |
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Now that's dedication to a review!
You da man Steve, you da man... :banger |
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Wow! Amazing review :r:r:r
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What a trooper, you smoked about 99% more than I ever would of that stick
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Fun at least! Nice Review!
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Funny review, lol! Though as other threads have said, the Naturals line is NOT infused, never ever. Hence the name Naturals to distinguish it from the ACIDS and DE's other infused sticks. Some of the Naturals do have sweetened tips, though, kinda like the Flor de Oliva (but a bit more). That's easy enough to get rid of though if you don't like it.
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One of the local B&M managers had a natural at a party but I didn't stay for the entire thing. The girlfriend was nagging me to go. I wonder what happened with that. I digress , good review!
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Great review!
Has anyone ever nubbed one? |
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Enjoy that egg Darrell, but please keep your nub to yourself.:r |
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Haha I guess I skipped the part when Steve, said he threw up. What a soldier, throw up and come back to smoke it.
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Steve, thanks for the review. Also thank you for smoking that at home and not bring it to the barn herf!:r
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Bring Your Own Bucket!:r |
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Wow, now that's dedication...*mumble*egg mighta killed off one too many brain cells...but DANGIT THAT'S DEAD-A-CATION! My brain and my stomach thanks ya, STEVE...much obliged...yep
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Now go smoke some bacon Steve!
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Oh...dude...gross.
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Ha, I actually felt like a puss for not finishing it, but there was no way. :D I'll nub a Cremosa before doing that again. :ss
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i have one in my humi and im not ready to be cast as a "pig ready for slaughter"
just yet! :D i tip my hat to you bro! Quote:
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That egg looks like a cigar stuffed with a cigar that was stuffed with another cigar. Kinda the "turduckin" of the cigar world.:r
Thanks for takin one for the team Steve!:tu |
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For some reason when I read the tittle the first thing I associated it with was the BME Pain Olympics (if you're at work or have a weak stomach and don't know what that is, trust me dont look)
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Steve... you da man!
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You've got more balls than I do. I don't know that I would be able to smoke one of those, unless they started making Liga Privada #9 eggs. Then I say bring the pain!
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Nice. I've got a Perdomo Immensa that someone gifted me that i just haven't been able to bring myself to smoke. After reading this egg review, I think it may need to get done.
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This was the funniest review I've ever read.
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I remember buying some cigars long ago that came in that type of compressed wood box and the cigars were absolutely awful. They improved quite a bit when removed from the box and rested in the cedar humidor for a spell.
Maybe you should try again |
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