Wife having an affair
 

A man come home to work early and finds his wife in bed with another man:

Husband: What are you doing?
Wife: I've been having an affair with Joe for 2 years.
Husband: That's not very nice.
Wife: Why did you come home early?
Husband: I'm not feeling well. I think I'm getting the flu.
Wife: Why don't you go downstairs and I'll fix you some hot soup.
Husband: That sounds good. Do we have enough for Joe?
Joe: I just ate a sandwich.
Wife: You should have room for soup. It's vegetable!
Husband: Just make enough for all of us. I'll eat Joe's if he's still not hungry.
Wife: The dog is due for his rabies shot.
Joe: Where did you put my pants?


MCS

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:confused:

Oh... and any word on my pants?

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:confused:

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This is the Jokes area!!!;)

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:confused::confused::confused::tpd:huh?

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Ehhh... Did I miss something in the said joke?

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I'm thinking the punchline is that fact that there is a lack of a punchline.

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Got me scratching my head too!!

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I know! This is like the greatest joke ever!


MCS

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Remember: Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early from work do.

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:confused: If you say so... :D

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I'm still waiting for the day where a gun does anything violent. I have been watching mine for a while, and all they do is just sit there. They are so lazy, they actually make me operate them!

Guns kill people just like, computers hack, and spoons make people fat.

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My spoon will make me skinny ... it ran away with the dish. :(

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:tu

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Yeah, I think it reads "SASSY"

Ha ha--no soup for you :D

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Wife: I used them to make the soup.

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A head scratcher, but the comments have been funny :D

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http://www.with-gusto.com/images/comics/pinch.gif

MCS

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:D This is some very dry, very clever stuff!! Classic misdirection!:rolleyes:

Never-the-less, You are still to be considered a whackjob!! ....... and we like that about you!!:tu

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Husband: I hope you wore Chinos, I can't stand corduroy soup!

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Did they all have cake afterwards?

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Joe: They were actually Capri pants...and my name is really Josephine.

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That just brought this an entirely different direction! :tu

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It's ok. He's taking it back.

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Why did the little moron wear his read shirt?

He was on his way to Sunday School.

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Wife: Its Vegetable soup
Joe: Id like some too
Husband: Good after you finish your soup you will BE a vegetable...........


:lv

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i dont get it.

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Have you read the manual?

MCS

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Joe got it.

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Now thats funny :tu

I like pie.
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I read the manual, but I still don't understand how to insert Tab A into slot F.:confused:
Friggin' Happy Meal boxes.:(

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Did Joe make it home OK? He missed poker night last night which isn't too big a deal except that it was his turn to buy the beer. :(

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Joe is in a focus group.

MCS

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Two identical twin men walk into a bar and notice two identical twin women sitting at a table. The first man turns to his brother and says "I got a free tire rotation with an oil change at Leo's Garage".

MCS

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A priest, a rabbi, and a copier salesman walk into a grocery store. They buy all the Bazooka gum and go to the park.

MCS

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Bazooka Joe is underrated.


Bazooka Joe, Steve Smith, and Archie all went to the bar. Betty, Veronica, and Jughead were all at the far corner of the bar. Bazooka Joe saw Jughead and beat the pure-t **** out of his jabroni ass.
The end.

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I hate focus group meetings at work.:(

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There has been a distinct lack of silly around here lately. Thanks for taking one for the team and bringing us up to quota, Major Captain.:usa

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William Tom Frank

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don't do drugs kids

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Thanks guys I thought it was my english but I realize it is not the case:D

Frenchie

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You need to think outside the trapezoid to understand the genius of MCS.
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:tpd:


So, two muffins are in the oven and one says to the the other, "Geez, it's hot in here."

The other muffin says, "Holy chit! A talking muffin!"

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A French guy wallks into a silly thread on CA and doesn't understand. The original poster finds that understandable but continues on with his original plan of posting jokes with no punchline in order to complete his mission of ruling the world.

MCS

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Some people just can't appreciate a good bowl of pants soup.

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especially if there is cake for desert or pie for the eye

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If you give me a pie in the eye, I'll give you issue #168 of MAD Magazine!

MCS

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