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If it ain't broke, don't fix it

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It's rain'in harder than a cow piss'in on a flat rock.

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I'm as happy as a tornado in a trailer park.

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A penny saved is a penny earned!!

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It's hotter than two mice screwin in a wool sock.

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It's always in the last place you look

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can't make a dollar out of 99 cents

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That and two dollars will get you a cup of coffee

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im out like a boner in gymshorts

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Life is what you make it.

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This is harder than chinese arithmetic!

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Life is too short for dog rockets.

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Be careful what you wish for,
you just may get it.

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I'm in there like swim-wear :tu

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Smoke what you like.

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Bomb Al

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Between a rock and a hard place

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Like warm apple pie

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I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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A man who throws dirt loses ground.

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We're down like four flat tires.

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Close, but no cigar.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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Busier than a cat coverin' sh1t on a hot tin roof.

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if the cats in the bag do
not throw it at the mother in law

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He looked at her like she was a stray dog with the mange

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Better to have it & not need it, than to need it & not have it.

Im more busy than a one legged man in an asskicking contest.

I havent looked back since October of 2008 :)

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she looked like a bulldog chewing a wasp

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Harder than a whores heart.

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Off like a prom dress ...

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Colder than a landlords heart.

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Now that's an NC that tastes like a CC

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Colder than a bankers heart.

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Waiter, there is sklee in my soup.

Don't break it if you have a bird in hand and the bush is fixed.

MCS

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Like trying to herd Rabbits on a flat bed truck.

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You got to play them one game at a time..

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For the hockey fans:

Keep it simple.

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Getting through to you is like trying to stick a wet noodle up a wildcat's ass.

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A friend never disses on you to your wife.

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Pink is the new black :tu

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Don't give me no so, so soda.

MCS

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on it like a fat kid on a cupcake

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No soup for you!

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Your rotary dial telephone is inferior to my homing pidgeon.


MCS

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Bassists go deeper.

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For the fishing peeps!!!

Hook, line, and sinker.

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Love your Sig Brian. hope its ok I stole it too.



slap my ass and call me sally.

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It's leaking like piss through a mad women :D

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Dumber than a box of rocks

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F*cked up as a can of worms.

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Happier than a pig eating ****!