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Joan 04-07-2009 11:38 AM

I want you, Rock Star!
 
You knew it was true. I have a thing for you!

But since we can't be together, I need a little help when I'm about to... *you know* out in my brand new Cigar Girl Cave. NEEED! WAAAANT! :dr

So do a girl a favor already. Send me a pic, a shot, an image of you and cigars. Signed would make me even hotter. But you know that. ;)

You know you want to! I'm getting uh... pretty warm just thinking about you looking down on me from the wall while I choose, cut, and light. [pant pant pant]

Send it to the temporary email address cleverly disguised on my member page, m'kay? And don't tell anyone else!

I would be eternally grateful. And hawt.


Thank yew! :wo

Da Klugs 04-07-2009 11:41 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
A new phenomia... cigar groupies. :D

Joan 04-07-2009 11:45 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Klugs (Post 324883)
A new phenomia... cigar groupies. :D


Hay, putcher picture where your Montecristo is. :ss

GKitty 04-07-2009 11:46 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Making a men of CA calendar?!?

leasingthisspace 04-07-2009 11:46 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
:r:r:r

Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Klugs (Post 324883)
A new phenomia... cigar groupies. :D


Joan 04-07-2009 11:48 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 324895)
Making a men of CA calendar?!?

When are you sending me your glamor herf shot, gf? WHEN?? :tu

markem 04-07-2009 11:49 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Tom will send you his photo astride his harley :rolleyes:

Sure you wouldn't mind a few naked bikes in the pics, would ya? :D

Mugen910 04-07-2009 11:53 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Da Klugs (Post 324883)
A new phenomia... cigar groupies. :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 324895)
Making a men of CA calendar?!?

:r

ahc4353 04-07-2009 11:54 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Joan, here's Da Klugs and a couple of groupies at a recent HERF.

http://poliology.files.wordpress.com...uisx-large.jpg

Scottw 04-07-2009 11:57 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 324910)
Joan, here's Da Klugs and a couple of groupies at a recent HERF.

http://poliology.files.wordpress.com...uisx-large.jpg

Holy crap! I know that guy! He sells internet cigars I think.

Joan 04-07-2009 12:07 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 324905)
Tom will send you his photo astride his harley :rolleyes:

Sure you wouldn't mind a few naked bikes in the pics, would ya? :D


Um... okay! Knock yerself out, Markem, fka Vstrommark!

Just don't forget the cigar part. :ss

Joan 04-07-2009 12:10 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 324910)
Joan, here's Da Klugs and a couple of groupies at a recent HERF.

Bf, I have seen through your failed attempt to send someone else's pic.

Just your own, plz. Thank you. :tu

Cigargal 04-07-2009 12:26 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
I'm calling a photo shoot later and will e-mail the results.

68TriShield 04-07-2009 12:31 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Just go to this website Joan....

www.nakedoldmensmokingcigars.com

:D

Mugen910 04-07-2009 12:32 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 324958)
Just go to this website Joan....

www.nakedoldmensmokingcigars.com

:D

Hmmm..the site didn't load for me, Dave :D

leasingthisspace 04-07-2009 12:35 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugen910 (Post 324960)
Hmmm..the site didn't load for me, Dave :D



That's funny and gross all at the same time.

Joan 04-07-2009 12:39 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 324958)
Just go to this website Joan....

www.nakedoldmensmokingcigars.com

:D


Treachery. Noted.


Butt good luck with yer website! :salute:

SixPackSunday 04-07-2009 12:48 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
this thread both confuses and excites me. I dont know what to do.

68TriShield 04-07-2009 12:51 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joan (Post 324967)
Treachery. Noted.


Butt good luck with yer website! :salute:

Who said it was *my* website Honey? ;)

MedicCook 04-07-2009 01:02 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
My picture would probably combust and burn your cave down.

SmokeyJoe 04-07-2009 01:05 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Sweet idea, Joan... makes me feel good that you want your fellow inmates hanging around the "Girlie Herf Haven." :D

Looks like a great place for a smoke and some relaxation. :tu

Joan 04-07-2009 01:13 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield (Post 324988)
Who said it was *my* website Honey? ;)


Ooopsie. Sorry for letting the cat out of the bag!





FYI: your secret is safe with me. AND your safeword. :tu

Joan 04-07-2009 01:18 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 325007)
Sweet idea, Joan... makes me feel good that you want your fellow inmates hanging around the "Girlie Herf Haven." :D

Looks like a great place for a smoke and some relaxation. :tu


EggZACKly!

Sure, I could go to the mugshots with the printer and wallpaper both the inside AND outside of the Girl Cave, but... without permission, that wouldn't be right.

I'm looking forward to framing, hanging, and herfing with every one of you. :wo

colimo 04-07-2009 01:26 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
pic sent...enjoy

Whipper Snapper 04-07-2009 01:32 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
This is extraordinary

HK3- 04-07-2009 01:35 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Are you for real? :wo

Tio Gato 04-07-2009 01:41 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
This is too funny! Should the pics be cello on or cello off?:D

Drat 04-07-2009 01:58 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
**walks slowly backwards, out of this thread**

Waynegro1 04-07-2009 02:00 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tio Gato (Post 325046)
This is too funny! Should the pics be cello on or cello off?:D

:tpd:
:r:r:r

Joan 04-07-2009 02:07 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tio Gato (Post 325046)
This is too funny! Should the pics be cello on or cello off?:D

I'm pretty sure you don't have anything I haven't seen before, so get wild! Cello OFF! :D

e-man67 04-07-2009 02:11 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
I think you need to post your photo laying under a motorcycle with a stogie! ;)

DBall 04-07-2009 02:23 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
I swear I thought you were directing this at Freddie (who's handle here and elsewhere is Rock Star).... :r

Mugen910 04-07-2009 02:28 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DBall (Post 325111)
I swear I thought you were directing this at Freddie (who's handle here and elsewhere is Rock Star).... :r

:tpd:

Darrell 04-07-2009 02:33 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
This thread is just odd. :r

Legend 04-07-2009 02:59 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 324910)
Joan, here's Da Klugs and a couple of groupies at a recent HERF.

http://poliology.files.wordpress.com...uisx-large.jpg

This Infidel Tries to steal my look and image.

There can be only one Most interesting man in the world.

It's the Legend.:ss

GKitty 04-07-2009 02:59 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Once again Joan.... You're my frickin hero!!!! http://www.unity.i8i.co.uk/forum/ima...ey_bowdown.gif

Joan 04-07-2009 03:13 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by e-man67 (Post 325098)
I think you need to post your photo laying under a motorcycle with a stogie! ;)


[big yawn]

BTDT, got the Golden Spectro on my shirt. I had just loobed my own transmission output shaft splines and replaced the broken neutral switch under the motor, too. No, really! :ss

And hey, I rode that little bike to work today! It's always a good day when the vehicle you took apart and put back together actually runs again. Especially if you're a girl. YESSSSS!

Whee 04-07-2009 03:15 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joan (Post 325189)
[big yawn]

BTDT, got the Golden Spectro on my shirt. I had just loobed my own transmission output shaft splines and replaced the broken neutral switch under the motor, too. No, really! :ss

And hey, I rode that little bike to work today! It's always a good day when the vehicle you took apart and put back together actually runs again. Especially if you're a girl. YESSSSS!

(fanning self) Is it getting hot in here? Whew!

Joan 04-07-2009 03:18 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 325173)
Once again Joan.... You're my frickin hero!!!! http://www.unity.i8i.co.uk/forum/ima...ey_bowdown.gif


:tt [looks at watch] GF! Where u pic b @ ? :)

bobarian 04-07-2009 03:33 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by DBall (Post 325111)
I swear I thought you were directing this at Freddie (who's handle here and elsewhere is Rock Star).... :r

I was thinking the same thing! I must be dense, it took me til page 2 to realize that it wasnt ONLY Freddie she was after! :r

The BABOTL's will take a pic at Saturday's herf suitable for posting in your she cave!:wo

GKitty 04-07-2009 04:10 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joan (Post 325202)
:tt [looks at watch] GF! Where u pic b @ ? :)

I'm waiting until I get home where I have the sassy ones stashed. ;)

WildBlueSooner 04-07-2009 05:10 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star! NSFW!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 325274)
I'm waiting until I get home where I have the sassy ones stashed. ;)

Edited the title! ;)

Joan 04-07-2009 05:17 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 325274)
I'm waiting until I get home where I have the sassy ones stashed. ;)

omg! omg! she breaking out the saucy cigar pics! omg!

:dance:

c2000 04-07-2009 06:40 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
How come girls never come on to me??



Jerry (just wondering) in Minnesota.

md4958 04-07-2009 06:49 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ahc4353 (Post 324910)
Joan, here's Da Klugs and a couple of groupies at a recent HERF.

http://poliology.files.wordpress.com...uisx-large.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joan (Post 324926)
Bf, I have seen through your failed attempt to send someone else's pic.

Just your own, plz. Thank you. :tu

Joan, Ive got a really sexy pic of Al titled "too much scotch"... just say the word and its yours! :r:r:r

colimo 04-07-2009 10:40 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
hey joan, how was the cohiba tonite:ss

Joan 04-07-2009 11:17 PM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by colimo (Post 325871)
hey joan, how was the cohiba tonite:ss

Hey! Just got home about 20 mins ago from the volunteer gig... need dinner first and change out of the all day clothes... just a minute...

Joan 04-08-2009 09:57 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Joan (Post 325920)
Hey! Just got home about 20 mins ago from the volunteer gig... need dinner first and change out of the all day clothes... just a minute...

zzzzz.......zzzznork.... :confused: Who turned out the lights??

Doh! I will try again for herfing tonight with you rock stars after my evening commitments!

Stig 04-08-2009 11:28 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
Since you are planning on attending the SoCal HERF we can take a pic together and we will always be HERFing together.

MajorCaptSilly 04-08-2009 11:31 AM

Re: I want you, Rock Star!
 
I've read all the posts in this thread.

MCS


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