I'm going to kill and eat my co-workers pet
 

I was talking to my co worker today and she mentioned her daughter had a pet that she could no longer keep because they are afraid it might eat their new baby after she's old enough to walk. they are afraid she might get in to the back yard somehow and get eaten.

I told her I would take it and eat if she didnt mind, rather than having it eat a kid. she told me sure. I'm going to pick it up next week.

I'm then gonna figure a way to chain it, and several possums, to a tree in my back yard so i can plump it up a little.

Then i'm going to have all my co workers down so i can kill it. deep fry the tail and roast the body.

yup... my co worker has a 5' alligator in her back yard!

anybody want to join? i'm thinking mid April for a roast date on this. :ss

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I'd love to join you, but that isn't a big enough gator for a real big party!!! BTW, the jaw muscle meat and the meat where the leg goes in is the best!!!

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haha, i know its not going to be a ton of meat, but i figure there will be around 20 of us. One of my other co-workers offered to net a bunch of crawfish for the even to eat!

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Now you are talking!!!

With a small gator like that you might consider grinding the meat, mixing in some pork fat, and making "gator burgers." Something a little more time consuming but dang good is to do the same thing but make meatballs. Wrap a piece of bacon around them and smoke them for about 2 1/2 hours at 225. MMMMmmmm... gator balls!!!

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whats the best way to go about killing the bastard? after I let my friends get drunk and try to wrestle it to death of course!

kidding.

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45 cal in the brain pan.

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http://images.encyclopediadramatica....re_scorpio.gif

but the bullit trough the brain may work as well ;)

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put a chair in front of the gator, put Al in the chair and let Al tell bedtime stories. The gator will die of instant boredom :r

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:r:r The Don is ON this morning!!!

If by the slim chance that doesn't work I would use a 12 gauge shotgun and put it about 5 or so inches above his eyes and pull the trigger.

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slugs work better than bird shot for this btw.... :r

Just saying....

Wish I could come down for gator and crawfish, sounds awesome.

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:r:r

An ALigator in Indiana, wtf???

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Sounds like it has the makings for a "crocumentary" with a small production budget of course.....:D

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Just make sure Bunny is watching if you wrastle the thing

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...s/jackass2.jpg

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Better hope Rizzle doesn't see this......the thought of cooked gator might get him licking his chops! (he's a BAMA fan for those of you who don't know).

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Love me some fresh gator....but I could eat a 5 footer myself. :r

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Somebody say we're having gator for dinner? In.

:dance:

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Hmmm....

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/b...rri/76fb-1.jpg

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Mmmmmmm Gator. The tail meat is real good

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Put me in for shoes, belt and another friggin purse for the Mrs.

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kill it Crocodile Dundee style... jump from a tree and drive your knife through it's skull

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Stich gonna make some cigar cases? I'm in.

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I like the "let my drunk friends kill it" scenario. I would pay big coin to watch :r

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Damn...this sounds like a good time!

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Seriously an alligator in Indiana? Feed that thing chicken and beef parts from a local butcher for a year (likely can pick up scraps for free of very cheap) and make it a honker, then cut 'em up. I suggest some deep fried gator bites for part of the consuming.

I vote for the Happy Gilmore in the water gator wrestle

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_73exSt_W91...or-wrestle.jpg

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arnt thay protected animals now ??????

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if by protected you mean 'i'll let it wear a cup when wrestling' then yes!

but seriously, I have no idea. i just want to eat it.

stitch you want some gator skin for whatever?

I wish i could plump it up a little, but i have NO means of keeping it for more than a few days, a week at most. so if it comes to my house its going to gator heaven shortly after!

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this thread has epic makings

subscribed

we will need pics

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I just know that this is going to fall on deaf ears but has your co-worker thought about contacting a local zoo about taking the gator instead of having you guys go all macho and killing a captive animal?

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Long as it's not abused it should be good either way.

Kinda strange...how does one bring up the topic....

Co-worker- So I have this pet...dunno what I'm gonna do with it...
You-HMMMMM What is it?
Co-worker- a gator...
You-MMM Don't those taste like chicken?
Co-worker- I suppose? I never ate them... YOU CAN'T EAT FLUFFY!!!
You- Oh come on, just saying.... so you don't want it eh?
Co-worker- No, I have to get rid of it....
You- I'll take fluffy from you on Friday...(Rubs hands together) Want to come to a BBQ at my place on Sunday?
Co-worker- Thanks! That'll be a burden off my shoulders.... BBQ? Sounds fun!
You- Great on both accounts.... We're eating gator
Co-worker- I wonder what my other pets will taste like...

:tu

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Protected?
There is a trapping season on gators in Louisiana and you can also buy it in some supermarkets.

Take the tail meat and cut it in cubes, put it on skewers and bbq it.
And the jowl meat is real good.

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I want a cheek!

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Does this cross your mind about other pets?

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:tpd:

:dance:

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:r:r

You gotta at least preserve the head. You can use it later as a nifty serving tray.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qftkOHnCP-...orbites_sm.jpg

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no, not really. but good point.

omg! can anybody say COOLEST. ASHTRAY. EVER!

she actually tried to get several local pet stores/zoos to take it. they just wouldnt. My eating it really is here last option.

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Boy do I agree... subscribed!!

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Dude...stop it. You got me rolling on the freaking floor laughing. Seriously.
:r:r

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GATORS ARE NOT PETS! THEY CAN'T BE TRAINED! THEY ARE PREDATORY REPTILES THAT JUST HAPPEN TO TASTE GOOD WHEN PROPERLY CLEANED AND COOKED.

Alligators will not only attack, kill and eat your domesticated family pets but they will kill and eat children, women and men. Just ask the people who live in Florida. They are not endangered.

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My 1st thought.
Is that the gator or the people? :D

This gator incident happened about 30 minutes or so away from where I live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da6uSjWzFKw

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Dude!

You're killin me!

I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering!

Suscribed too!



PS. Get that skin tanned and make a few 3-finger cases... :r :r

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still waiting to get the final go ahead to pick this thing up. as soon as I have it, and i mean as SOON, you all will have pictures!

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Remember:

http://aura.gaia.com/photos/18/17439...e_tig_2000.jpg

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Serve that with whip cream and I'm Happy for life:r:r

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When I read "chain it...to a tree" and "killing the bastard", I lost all respect for you bro. I honestly have no problems with eating any animal, like an alligator, but you need to learn to respect it. You want to fatten it up, but without learning to care for it, the gator will die before you get a chance to have it as a meal.

Chain it to a tree? Are you really that retarded? You have serious issues thinking it is okay to just chain it to a tree. That is animal cruelty.

My first thought when I read those words from you were "I hope you get bit".

This is Bubba (died of a bladder infection at 17 years of age), and his owner. He has met Steve Irwin who never thought an alligator can be tamed:
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/n...BubasDaddy.jpg

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Sr Mike, while I appreciate your caring thoughts towards animals you have obviously missed the sarcasm in this thread.

I will not be chaining it to a tree, but is that different than putting a dog on a leash (not animal cruelty last i checked)? it will actually be in a large cage out back. I figured its the best thing I can do for it short of putting a small lake in my backyard for it.

I do still plan on killing 'the bastard' but after talking to somebody on the forum that has raised alligators before I am going to try and get my local vet to put it down with a shot for me. If not he said that at that size a solid slug should put it down easy enough.

I wont own the thing long enough to actually fatten it up, but if you like I'll give it a proper name, let it celebrate a birthday, and maybe let it sign up for an internet dating site before I do kill it.

also, in the picture, which one of them has met steve? :)

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Hmm, something ironic about a self proclaimed "gangsta" being upset about an aligator's treatment.........

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This thread just keeps getting better!!!

:r :r :r

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I'm all for eating alligator.... I'm just glad you put "pet" at the end of your thread title.

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I did not read much sarcasm in your posts. Go ahead and name it, share a birthday, heck have play dates with other alligators.

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:tpd: