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Darrell 03-08-2009 10:50 AM

McDonalds is DEAD to me
 
All I had was a McGriddle and an OJ.

I've been on and off the toilet the last hour. :pu

So much for a quick bite before work. This always happens when I eat there. Today I give up on McDonalds.

McDonalds is dead to me.

newcigarz 03-08-2009 10:52 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 277060)

McDonalds is dead to me.

Me too, until I see this sign. :dance:http://eastwoodmailman.files.wordpre...8/05/mcrib.jpg

Jbailey 03-08-2009 10:53 AM

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Well at least I know I'm not alone. I try to avoid Mc D's at all cost. Sorry to hear about your Mc toilet experience.

leasingthisspace 03-08-2009 10:53 AM

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Sorry to hear of your problem.

replicant_argent 03-08-2009 10:55 AM

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last resort food.

Cigargal 03-08-2009 10:55 AM

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Thanks for sharing...:pu

BigFrank 03-08-2009 10:56 AM

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Same thing always happens to me D. Double cheese burgers are like roto rooter bro.

Go to Wendys.

Whee 03-08-2009 10:56 AM

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http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t...ghting0024.gif

themoneycollector 03-08-2009 11:17 AM

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I'm a BK man myself

Blueface 03-08-2009 11:19 AM

Re: McDonalds is DEAD to me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 277060)
All I had was a McGriddle and an OJ.

I've been on and off the toilet the last hour. :pu

So much for a quick bite before work. This always happens when I eat there. Today I give up on McDonalds.

McDonalds is dead to me.

My stomach stopped being able to tolerate this stuff many years ago.
It must be at least 10 years since I have visited a McDonald's.

RevSmoke 03-08-2009 11:23 AM

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You eat crappy junk food and you expected what to happen???

replicant_argent 03-08-2009 11:23 AM

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Nutrition Facts
Serving Size: 1 sandwich (135.0 g)
Amount per Serving
Calories 420 Calories from Fat 198
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 22g 34%
Saturated Fat 7g 35%
Trans Fat 0g
Cholesterol 35mg 12%
Sodium 990mg 41%
Total Carbohydrate 44g 15%
Dietary Fiber 1g 4%
Sugars 15g
Protein 11g 22%
Vitamin A 0%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 8%
Iron 10%
Est. Percent of Calories from:
Fat 47.1% Carbs 41.9%
Protein 10.5%

Do you think it is some critters due to bad handling or a prime example of "highly Nutritious" disease? :r

acruce 03-08-2009 11:24 AM

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love me some McDonalds:wo

Darrell 03-08-2009 11:35 AM

Re: McDonalds is DEAD to me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 277119)
You eat crappy junk food and you expected what to happen???

I'm sure you have NEVER eaten fast food, right Padre? :rolleyes:

elderboy02 03-08-2009 11:35 AM

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I can only eat McDonald's every now and then. I used to love them, but they have sucked lately. In the Spring/Summer I frequently stop there just to get one of their Sweet Teas :dr

BigBruce 03-08-2009 11:38 AM

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Yea I'm not a big Macdonalds fan. Their food seems to be cold and kinda bland :2

Prozac_Puros 03-08-2009 11:56 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by illinoishoosier (Post 277071)


:r :r :r :r

icehog3 03-08-2009 01:08 PM

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Haven't eaten lunch or dinner food at McDonalds for years and years. A few times a year I indulge in the sausage biscuits and breakfast burritos.

WildBlueSooner 03-08-2009 01:15 PM

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Nothing like sitting on the pot all day thanks to Mickey Ds!

SmokeyJoe 03-08-2009 01:41 PM

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Sorry for your trouble, bro!

I used to be a fan of the Egg McMuffin... but low-carbin' it these days. If I get anything from a fast food place for breakfast, I head to Hardees and get their low-carb bowl... an amazing amalgum of folded egg omelet with cheese, bacon, sausage... and I think there is ham in there too! :D

Don't ask me to explain it... I've lost 45 pounds since Nov. 12. My cholestrol is perfect and BP is the envy of my doctor's office. :wo

Smoking Dragon 03-08-2009 01:56 PM

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McDonalds is dead to me not for the reason stated above, but because they purchase there meat from unregulated foreign sources.

Stog-a-Boy 03-08-2009 01:57 PM

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Lets see...on Friday I had a quarter pounder w/ cheese, mcchicken, and large fries for lunch, then friday night i had a mcdouble, crispy chipotle snack wrap and a chocolate milkshake for dinner, then on saturday i had a quarter pounder w/ cheese leftover so i ate that for lunch, and today i ate a quarter pounder w/ cheese and about 12 chicken nuggets.

normally i dont eat that much mcdonalds...but anyway i feel great...

sorry to hear it made you sick

Whee 03-08-2009 02:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stog-a-Boy (Post 277297)
Lets see...on Friday I had a quarter pounder w/ cheese, mcchicken, and large fries for lunch, then friday night i had a mcdouble, crispy chipotle snack wrap and a chocolate milkshake for dinner, then on saturday i had a quarter pounder w/ cheese leftover so i ate that for lunch, and today i ate a quarter pounder w/ cheese and about 12 chicken nuggets.

normally i dont eat that much mcdonalds...but anyway i feel great...

sorry to hear it made you sick

You sir, are my hero...http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t...s/Bow_down.gif

shilala 03-08-2009 02:10 PM

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I can't eat it. I love me some whoppers though.

WildBlueSooner 03-08-2009 02:13 PM

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http://timesrunningout.welshblogs.co...lds-ad-zXj.jpg

Whee 03-08-2009 02:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner (Post 277329)

I do not recall giving permission to use my photo in this thread...:r:r

That reminds me, time for some mid-afternoon leftover chinese food.

fxpose 03-08-2009 02:16 PM

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In-N-Out burger

WildBlueSooner 03-08-2009 02:19 PM

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OK I couldnt help myself...

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r.../mcdonalds.jpg

WyGuy 03-08-2009 02:25 PM

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Pretty much the only I go to McDonald's anymore is to get a Coke. For whatever reason their Coke taste a whole lot better.

SeanGAR 03-08-2009 02:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sergeant smoky (Post 277296)
McDonalds is dead to me not for the reason stated above, but because they purchase there meat from unregulated foreign sources.

It would have been funnier had you said they used worm meat.

Under the Federal Meat Inspection Act and the Poultry Products Inspection Act, FSIS inspects all meat and poultry sold in interstate and foreign commerce, including imported products.

There is no such thing as unregulated imports of meat in the USA.

elderboy02 03-08-2009 02:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by WyGuy (Post 277358)
Pretty much the only I go to McDonald's anymore is to get a Coke. For whatever reason their Coke taste a whole lot better.

I agree that their Coke tastes better. I don't know if they have a different formula for McDonald's or that maybe it is fresher b/c they go through so much of it. :hm

WildBlueSooner 03-08-2009 02:51 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elderboy02 (Post 277386)
I agree that their Coke tastes better. I don't know if they have a different formula for McDonald's or that maybe it is fresher b/c they go through so much of it. :hm

I think Coke sells their best product to McDonalds B&Ms and the leftovers go in cans. :r

G G 03-08-2009 03:02 PM

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I eat there (not on a regular basis) and usually get a burger, fries, and 10 piece mcnuggets, no probs for me so far.

otter23 03-08-2009 03:03 PM

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The last time I ate at Smack Dads aka McDondals was almost 8 years ago. I had the Mc Toilet and that was it. Now Since I that I am not suppose to eat refine flours and sugars I avoid all fast food places.

M1903A1 03-08-2009 03:09 PM

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I call it McDumpster for a reason!

dannysguitar 03-08-2009 03:11 PM

Re: McDonalds is DEAD to me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyJoe (Post 277275)
Sorry for your trouble, bro!

I used to be a fan of the Egg McMuffin... but low-carbin' it these days. If I get anything from a fast food place for breakfast, I head to Hardees and get their low-carb bowl... an amazing amalgum of folded egg omelet with cheese, bacon, sausage... and I think there is ham in there too! :D

Don't ask me to explain it... I've lost 45 pounds since Nov. 12. My cholestrol is perfect and BP is the envy of my doctor's office. :wo

You and I are on the same page! :-)

fxpose 03-08-2009 03:12 PM

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My wife likes their Happy Meal.

I don't eat their food but I like their coffee.

For burgers I go to In-N Out.

smokeyandthebandit05 03-08-2009 04:39 PM

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I hate McDonalds. If I HAVE to eat there its only chicken nuggets. The burgers are tiny, like the Big Mack compared to the the Wopper. BK and Wendys are the only fast food places I like...

icehog3 03-08-2009 04:42 PM

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Burger King blows too. :2

Starscream 03-08-2009 04:51 PM

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I try not to go there, but they are the only restaraunt in town w/ a playground (keeps the kids occupied). Their food sucks (except for some of the breakfast items).

Ahbroody 03-08-2009 04:53 PM

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guess I wont be going by WC tonight I imagine the smell will be heavy in the air.

BC-Axeman 03-08-2009 05:09 PM

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You can get a Norovirus or one of it's tummy buddies from the door going into a place. I don't think you can wash your hands enough. Less likely you got it from the food as just the from counter or your money or something else you touched.

JE3146 03-08-2009 05:18 PM

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Look at the bright side Darrell.... at least you don't have to deal with spiderwebs :r :r :r :r :r

RevSmoke 03-08-2009 05:21 PM

Re: McDonalds is DEAD to me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Darrell (Post 277131)
I'm sure you have NEVER eaten fast food, right Padre? :rolleyes:

Darrell,

Didn't you get my pun? I spoke about "crappy junk food" cause you were complaining you were sitting on the toilet...

It was humor. It was an attempt at being funny.

And I would guess that it was a failed attempt.

It wasn't a slam at your eating at a fast food joint. I am sorry that you took it that way. I should have put a smiley face out there. But, there isn't a smiley for puns.

I guess I should have put one of these there - :fu

Skywalker 03-08-2009 07:44 PM

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T.M.I.!!!:r

SeanGAR 03-08-2009 07:55 PM

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I hate fast food with a passion.

Things like shigella have such a long incubation period that the thing you ate yesterday could give you the shits today. Most fried garbage at fast food joints is reasonably safe.

OJ ... only one case of salmonella that I know of and that was unheated ... the pasteurized stuff at McD should be safe.

McGriddle .... never had one, but doesn't seem the likely vehicle for pathogens. You never can know of course, first time they had salmonella in OJ we were shocked.

What did you eat the day before?

jledou 03-08-2009 08:11 PM

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4 year old in the house so I usually get to hit Micky Ds at least once a month. 50/50 shot of cleaning me out.

Just wait you'll be back ... they always come back .......;)

Darrell 03-08-2009 08:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 277567)
Darrell,

Didn't you get my pun? I spoke about "crappy junk food" cause you were complaining you were sitting on the toilet...

It was humor. It was an attempt at being funny.

And I would guess that it was a failed attempt.

It wasn't a slam at your eating at a fast food joint. I am sorry that you took it that way. I should have put a smiley face out there. But, there isn't a smiley for puns.

I guess I should have put one of these there - :fu

HAHAHAHAHAHHA. My apologies, I missed the joke. Now that you point it out it's quite funny. :r

CBI_2 03-08-2009 10:18 PM

Re: McDonalds is DEAD to me
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by BigFrank (Post 277070)
Same thing always happens to me D. Double cheese burgers are like roto rooter bro.

Go to Wendys.

:tpd: perfect fast food meal though would be a Wendy burger with McD's fries.

icehog3 03-08-2009 10:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 278047)
:tpd: perfect fast food meal though would be a Wendy burger with McD's fries.

Portillo's Chili Dogs with Portillo's fries! :dr


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