Pick Up Lines...
 

OK people lets see what you got... Best and Worst pick up lines you have heard


"Excuse me... but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

"Hey Baby!, I'm Fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman in the world tonight"

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I know it's unlikely that you still have your virginity, but can I at least see the box it came in?

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get ya coat i have got a knife.

how much does a polar bear weigh ? enough to break the ice.

hay baby did u know your body is 75% water ? welll you are in luck as i am really thirsty.

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thos are the bad ones this is the good one .

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

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"Let's go back to my place and see if it fits"

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:r :tu

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"Lets go back to my place for pizza and sex..." "Aww come on who doesn't like pizza" :D

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Mouths are capable of such interesting things...less not waste it talking :D

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Did you fart? Because you blew me away

I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

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-Walk up to a girl, check her out, shaking your head-

Damn...all those curves, and me with no brakes ;)

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For the record I am not Fred Flintstone but I sure would love to make your Bedrock.

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"Let's go halvesies on a bastard"

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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?


If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.


Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

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man that is the best line ever :D

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I can read braille....
with my tongue

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Walk up to the girl and say, "Excuse me, but did it hurt?" It'll probably go something like this:

"Excuse me, but did it hurt?"
"Huh? What?"
"I need to know. Did it hurt?"
"Did what hurt?"
"The fall from Heaven"

"I'm a man of few words. Wanna f**K?"

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:r:r

"Nice shoes, Wanna F*ck?

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do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them.

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"I got a boat."

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Almost as good as "Wanna go for a ride in my Porsche?"