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Gophernut 04-14-2011 08:13 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235207)
I should probably have said this before,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1235397)
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235437)
She blabbers and yaps,
I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,

icehog3 04-18-2011 03:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235207)
I should probably have said this before,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1235397)
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235437)
She blabbers and yaps,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235945)
I try to listen as her mouth still flaps,
I just don't think I can take any more.

icehog3 04-18-2011 03:12 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,

Gophernut 04-18-2011 07:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239021)
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,

icehog3 04-18-2011 10:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239021)
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239294)
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
He's wrong more than he's right,

Fordman4ever 04-19-2011 05:40 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239021)
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239294)
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239419)
He's wrong more than he's right,
'cause it looks like snow tonight,

Gophernut 04-19-2011 09:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239021)
NEW:

Almost May and new snow on the ground,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239294)
The weatherman's face I sure could pound,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1239419)
He's wrong more than he's right,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1239512)
'cause it looks like snow tonight,
When I told my wife, she just frowned.

Gophernut 04-19-2011 09:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,

mariogolbee 04-19-2011 11:56 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239693)
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,

Gophernut 04-19-2011 12:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239693)
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1239841)
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
The victors like to lift the cup over their head,

icehog3 04-19-2011 01:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239693)
NEW:

The fight for Lord Stanley's cup is underway,
Quote:
Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1239841)
Fighting for an athletic cup with jock-itch from this dude is gross but risque,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239859)
The victors like to lift the cup over their head,
29 other teams spend the summer hanging their head,

CigarVolante 04-19-2011 01:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
With an El Presidente tween his thighs

CigarVolante 04-19-2011 01:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick

Brutus2600 04-19-2011 01:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And just hope they don't make me sick,

icehog3 04-19-2011 01:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarVolante (Post 1239907)
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
Sometimes rhyming is a trick,

Brutus2600 04-19-2011 01:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Lol...

I that might've been a response from the first page.

CigarVolante 04-19-2011 01:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1239917)
Lol...

I that might've been a response from the first page.
It was too good to pass up.

Gophernut 04-19-2011 02:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarVolante (Post 1239907)
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1239915)
And just hope they don't make me sick,
Just slow down and don't inhale,

bmagin320 04-19-2011 04:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
or you will puke in a pail

icehog3 04-19-2011 04:25 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CigarVolante (Post 1239907)
And a new one....

I like my cigars long and thick
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1239915)
And just hope they don't make me sick,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1239980)
Just slow down and don't inhale,
Quote:
Originally Posted by bmagin320 (Post 1240060)
or you will puke in a pail
And spend the night feeling like a dick.


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