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Gophernut 04-12-2011 03:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
My Grammer would not post bail,










And what rhymes with Florida?

icehog3 04-12-2011 05:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234360)
My Grammer would not post bail,
So I sat and I stewed,






Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut

And what rhymes with Florida?
I dunno, Be creative....."bored ya"? :r

Stephen 04-12-2011 05:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234360)
My Grammer would not post bail,
So I kept my keister against the wall,

icehog3 04-12-2011 05:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234360)
My Grammer would not post bail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234455)
So I sat and I stewed,

No skipping allowed. ;) :r

Stephen 04-12-2011 05:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234471)
No skipping allowed. ;) :r
They were posted at the same time...:(;)

Stephen 04-12-2011 05:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234360)
My Grammer would not post bail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234455)
So I sat and I stewed,
Tried to avoid anything lewd,

Gophernut 04-12-2011 05:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234268)
NEW:

I once spend a weekend in jail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234360)
My Grammer would not post bail,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1234455)
So I sat and I stewed,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1234483)
Tried to avoid anything lewd,
And prayed no one wanted my tail.

Gophernut 04-12-2011 05:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,

Fordman4ever 04-12-2011 09:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234520)
New:

Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
cause I rarely have the thyme,

Stephen 04-13-2011 04:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234520)
New:

Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1234684)
cause I rarely have the thyme,
Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce

Gophernut 04-13-2011 10:01 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234520)
New:

Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1234684)
cause I rarely have the thyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1234846)
Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce
So this batch I will have to toss,

icehog3 04-13-2011 10:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1234520)
New:

Sometimes it's hard to rhyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1234684)
cause I rarely have the thyme,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stephen (Post 1234846)
Or other spices to make a nice marinara sauce
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235014)
So this batch I will have to toss,
'Cause eating this crap is a cryme.

icehog3 04-13-2011 10:50 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

I hope that this doesn't sound rude,

Gophernut 04-13-2011 10:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235078)
NEW:

I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,

icehog3 04-13-2011 11:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235078)
NEW:

I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235081)
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
It's that huge Adam's apple,

Brutus2600 04-13-2011 11:16 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235078)
NEW:

I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235081)
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235095)
It's that huge Adam's apple,
And with wrestlers she'll grapple,

Gophernut 04-13-2011 12:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235078)
NEW:

I hope that this doesn't sound rude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235081)
But I think your girlfriend is a dude,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1235095)
It's that huge Adam's apple,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Brutus2600 (Post 1235113)
And with wrestlers she'll grapple,
And she keeps adjusting her junk, that's crude.

Gophernut 04-13-2011 12:44 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I should probably have said this before,

Fordman4ever 04-13-2011 03:59 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235207)
I should probably have said this before,
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)

icehog3 04-13-2011 04:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1235207)
I should probably have said this before,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fordman4ever (Post 1235397)
The girl you're with is a...................bore (i know what you were thinking)
She blabbers and yaps,


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