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icehog3 04-02-2011 12:01 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1224418)
New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1224437)
Where else do you find a better Brother,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1224462)
I can think of nowhere,

Land, sea or air,

VTDragon 04-04-2011 10:06 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1224418)
New one!

The Asylum's a place like no other,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1224437)
Where else do you find a better Brother,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1224462)
I can think of nowhere,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1224668)
Land, sea or air,

It's almost like being back home with mother.

VTDragon 04-04-2011 10:07 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

Gophernut 04-04-2011 01:41 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1226135)
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

I sit outside while the birds all sing,

icehog3 04-04-2011 02:38 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1226135)
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1226293)
I sit outside while the birds all sing,

I blow smoke at the sparrows,

Gophernut 04-05-2011 09:31 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1226135)
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1226293)
I sit outside while the birds all sing,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1226370)
I blow smoke at the sparrows,

As my cigar inventory narrows,

icehog3 04-05-2011 09:58 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1226135)
New:

I smoke more cigars in the Spring,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1226293)
I sit outside while the birds all sing,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1226370)
I blow smoke at the sparrows,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1226974)
As my cigar inventory narrows,

Soon the cigar vendors will be saying "Cha-ching".

icehog3 04-05-2011 09:58 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

VTDragon 04-05-2011 10:31 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227020)
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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

icehog3 04-05-2011 01:04 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227020)
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Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1227070)
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

The hog's making a play for second,

VTDragon 04-05-2011 01:18 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227020)
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1227070)
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227198)
The hog's making a play for second,

With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,

Gophernut 04-06-2011 09:09 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227020)
NEW:

Gophernut is pacing the rookies,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1227070)
But not so much as to forego some Nookie,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1227198)
The hog's making a play for second,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1227217)
With Dragons both still need to be reckoned,

But I could still step into the dookie.

Gophernut 04-06-2011 09:11 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 09:46 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1227968)
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,

Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

VTDragon 04-06-2011 10:40 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1227968)
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1227996)
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 10:42 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1227968)
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1227996)
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1228042)
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,

Yard work gave me a splinter!

Gophernut 04-06-2011 10:57 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1227968)
New:

Time to start cleaning up the yard,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1227996)
Cleaning it might burn off some of this lard,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1228042)
The extra fat keeps me warm in the winter,

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Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228045)
Yard work gave me a splinter!

If I hire it out, it won't be as hard.

Gophernut 04-06-2011 10:58 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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We can't seem to catch a break,

mariogolbee 04-06-2011 11:01 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228056)
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We can't seem to catch a break,

or even a lizard named Jake.

icehog3 04-06-2011 12:05 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1228056)
NEW:

We can't seem to catch a break,

Quote:

Originally Posted by mariogolbee (Post 1228061)
or even a lizard named Jake.

But a turtle named Stu,


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