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badbriar 04-29-2015 09:07 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The sign says long-haired, freaky people need not apply!

So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why?

He said you look like a fine, outstanding young man, I think you’ll do...

So I took off my hat and said imagine that, me working for you!

icehog3 04-29-2015 11:14 PM

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The percentage you're paying is too high priced
While you're living beyond all your means
And the man in the suit has just bought a new car
From the profit he's made on your dreams
But today you just read that the man was shot dead
By a gun that didn't make any noise
But it wasn't the bullet that laid him to rest, was

dave 04-30-2015 05:30 AM

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Thanks, Tom! That's a favorite that I'll be glad to have burrowing throughout the morning.

icehog3 04-30-2015 08:51 AM

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My pleasure to provide "the Spark", Dave. ;)

dave 04-30-2015 09:44 AM

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Well, I feel so good, everything is sounding hot,
Better take it easy, 'cause the place is on fire,
Been a hard day and I don't know what to do,
Wait a minute, baby, it could happen to you.

JimFishIII 04-30-2015 11:37 AM

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Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this...

shilala 05-01-2015 09:03 AM

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Undercover
And blame it on the season
It ain't no kinda reason baby
Why come and go

Had a Lover
She felt as good as trees
And you can ask her if its pleasing
You can ask the wind to blow

And I would buy for you a diamond
Or myself some gasoline
If I can't afford you darling
Then I can't afford to dream
And is it time I should be moving
Is it time I settle down
Will I sit still or will I feel the wheels a spinning round

Porch Dweller 05-02-2015 01:02 PM

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Hey man, what's the plan, what was that you said?
Sun-tanned, drink in hand, lying there in bed.
I try to socialize but I can't seem to find
What I was looking for, got something on my mind.

shilala 05-06-2015 08:19 AM

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Relax, don't do it.
When you wanna suck it to it?
Relax, don't do it.
When you wanna go to it?
Relax, don't do it,
et al.

icehog3 05-06-2015 08:37 AM

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Suck it to it? That must be the alternative Penguins' fans version, Scott. ;s :r

Porch Dweller 05-06-2015 12:10 PM

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Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
Greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, ohhhhh

heyferg 05-07-2015 04:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2033107)
Come inside, the show's about to start
Guaranteed to blow your head apart
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth
Greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, ohhhhh

Wow, it's been forever since I listened to ELP. Karn Evil 9 was my favorite song on Brain Salad Surgery!


So tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you

I was a lonely soul
I had nobody till I met you
But you keep a-me waiting
All of the time
What can I do?

Ye Olde Phart 05-19-2015 01:21 PM

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Hinch's Honda does 225; he hit the wall and now he can't drive......

icehog3 06-09-2015 06:55 PM

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Women have come, women have gone
Everyone tryin' to cage me
Some were so sweet, I barely got free
Others, they only enraged me

Sometimes at night, I see their faces
I feel the traces they've left on my soul
Those are the memories that make me a wealthy soul

Porch Dweller 06-09-2015 08:19 PM

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I was just listening to that today, Tom! I love the version from Live Bullet.


Sittin' in the gutter with my head wrapped in my hands
I've been drinkin' all night, and I just can't stand the pain
It took an awful lot of trouble just to make me understand
Now it's clear to me, but will it ever be the same?

icehog3 06-10-2015 12:54 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2039334)
I was just listening to that today, Tom! I love the version from Live Bullet.


For sure, James, coupled with "Beautiful Loser" it's just a classic. Wish I could have seen him live in his prime.

markem 06-17-2015 09:08 AM

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All dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man
Waitin' for an invitation to arrive
With a dead man... Dead Man

Stogeyfish 06-17-2015 09:19 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2040479)
All dressed up with nowhere to go
Walkin' with a dead man
Waitin' for an invitation to arrive
With a dead man... Dead Man

Didn't know you were a Boingo fan! :banger

AdamJoshua 06-17-2015 09:24 AM

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holy cow this is the first one that has actually got stuck in my head hearing the lyrics, thankfully i have it on my phone…

It's a dead man's party
Who could ask for more
Everybody's comin', leave your body at the door

area51 06-17-2015 09:40 AM

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Got that one. Here goes nothing.


You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run,
You missed the starting gun

markem 07-02-2015 12:22 AM

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Sometimes it isn't the song but the version...

Would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8KvM3vZo0w

markem 07-08-2015 10:22 PM

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Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw

pnoon 07-08-2015 10:52 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2043860)
Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw

Great song. :banger

markem 07-18-2015 02:15 PM

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My baby is American made.
Born and bred in the USA.

markem 07-23-2015 09:29 AM

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Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

AdamJoshua 07-23-2015 10:18 AM

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This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes, again

dave 07-23-2015 10:58 AM

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Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood

markem 07-31-2015 08:44 AM

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Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine
Don't disturb me now I can see the answers
Till this evening is this morning life is fine
Always hoped that I'd be an apostle
Knew that I would make it if I tried
Then when we retire we can write the gospels
So they'll still talk about us when we've died

markem 07-31-2015 10:04 AM

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That last one, for some reason, dropped in to this one:

that deaf, dumb and blind kid
sure plays a mean pinball

dave 07-31-2015 10:18 AM

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I know this is about the lyrics, but in your head is it the Who or Elton John singing them? It actually changes the direction my head takes...

markem 07-31-2015 10:22 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dave (Post 2046791)
I know this is about the lyrics, but in your head is it the Who or Elton John singing them? It actually changes the direction my head takes...

The Who

icehog3 07-31-2015 10:25 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markem (Post 2046780)
Look at all my trials and tribulations
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine
Don't disturb me now I can see the answers
Till this evening is this morning life is fine
Always hoped that I'd be an apostle
Knew that I would make it if I tried
Then when we retire we can write the gospels
So they'll still talk about us when we've died

The end...is just a little harder, when brought about by friends.

dave 07-31-2015 10:31 AM

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I'm thankful you didn't say Rod Stewart.


When I first read it, my head jumped all over:

Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet


After I stopped to think about it, I ended up in some dark New York alley in the '70's...it was ugly:

I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet
Down where Lexington cross 47th Street
She's a big girl, she's standing six foot three
Turning tricks for the dudes in the big city

icehog3 07-31-2015 12:32 PM

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I used to be a rolling stone you know
If a cause was right
I'd leave to find the answer on the road
I used to be a heart beating for someone
But the times have changed
The less I say the more my work gets done

AdamJoshua 07-31-2015 12:37 PM

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Your earworm x 1000

https://youtu.be/JozAmXo2bDE

dave 07-31-2015 12:58 PM

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^ Never seen that. When it started, I planned to hate it...my plan failed. Two thumbs up

Porch Dweller 07-31-2015 09:05 PM

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I hear the music daylight disc
Three men in black said, "Don't report this...
Ascension," and that's all they said
Sickness now the hour of dread

dave 08-04-2015 06:53 AM

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Don't think it was ignited from something posted above, but at any rate, this is burning a hole in my head:

I stepped up on the platform
The man gave me the news
He said "You must be joking son
Where did you get those shoes?"

markem 08-04-2015 09:03 AM

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One toke over the line sweet Jesus
One toke over the line
Sittin' downtown in a railway station
One toke over the line

icehog3 08-04-2015 11:03 AM

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Close the door, put out the light.
You know they won't be home tonight.
The snow falls hard and don't you know?
The winds of Thor are blowing cold.
They're wearing steel that's bright and true
They carry news that must get through.

They choose the path where no-one goes.

dave 08-05-2015 08:46 AM

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The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe
They wouldn't give you the time of day

markem 09-03-2015 10:34 AM

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http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attach...1&d=1441298068

icehog3 09-28-2015 12:02 AM

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The scars healing
But the dealers squealing
The pool's in but the patio ain't dry
Well the sense is sensing
That the juice keeps pumping and I know why
She's my little rock 'n' roll
My tits and ass with soul baby

icehog3 09-29-2015 09:16 AM

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One man, one goal,
One mission.
One heart, one soul,
Just one solution.
One flash of light, yeah,
One god, one vision.

One flesh, one bone,
One true religion.
One voice, one hope,
One real decision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlSfaSMkdjI

icehog3 10-19-2015 01:32 PM

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Naugahyde skirt, black stack heels
Red copper hair - dig the wig is unreal
Sure Enuff - Powerful Stuff
Ole man Atlas holding up the world
He dropped everything for - that girl
Sure Enuff I think I’m in love - And it’s powerful stuff

A hip shakin’ whip snakin’ cooked my goose
I tell you that babe she’s a fine papoose.
I love her mind, but here’s the deal,
She’s got the kind of groove like the Batmobile.

dave 10-20-2015 10:50 AM

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They tell you not to hang around and learn what life's about
And grow up just like them - won't you let it work it out
- and you're full of doubt

heyferg 10-20-2015 04:28 PM

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With her killer graces and her secret places that no boy can fill
With her hands on her hips, oh, and that smile on her lips because she knows that it kills me
With her soft French cream, standing in that doorway like a dream, I wish she'd just leave me alone
Because French cream won't soften them boots and French kisses will not break that heart of stone
With her long hair falling and her eyes that shine like a midnight sun...

icehog3 12-23-2015 06:20 PM

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If you squeeze my lizard
I'll put my snake on you
I'm a romantic adventure
And I'm a reptile too

markem 05-06-2016 08:02 PM

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I just got taken in by this on facebook so am sharing it here. Great song tho.

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attach...1&d=1462586564

icehog3 05-06-2016 08:43 PM

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That's awesome, Mark. :D


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