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Gophernut 10-18-2010 11:51 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1027037)
new one:

Chuckles the perverted clown
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1027133)
Recently arrived in our fair town
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1027158)
so make sure you hide the women,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1027209)
And don't let the kids go swimmin',
Until Tom can take Chuckles down.

Gophernut 10-18-2010 11:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one:

My new dog was chewing on my shoe.

Doctorossi 10-18-2010 12:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
It was suede, and it used to be blue.

Mr B 10-18-2010 12:17 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
now the dog thinks it's his...

Mr B 10-18-2010 12:36 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and it's smellin' like wizz

massphatness 10-18-2010 01:55 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Could be worse - it might smell like poo.

Mr B 10-18-2010 04:50 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1027543)
Could be worse - it might smell like poo.


Start a new one Vin.

GolfNut 10-18-2010 05:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1027767)
Start a new one Vin.
You've got one chance in ten. (lol)

Mr B 10-18-2010 05:07 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1027767)
Start a new one Vin.
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1027780)
You've got one chance in ten. (lol)
Just throw out a rhyme..

GolfNut 10-18-2010 05:21 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1027781)
Just throw out a rhyme..
Won't take you much time

GolfNut 10-18-2010 05:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
now don't make us tell you again!:su

GolfNut 10-18-2010 05:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
There once was a clown called massphatness....

icehog3 10-18-2010 05:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1027807)
There once was a clown called massphatness....
Who spent too much time on his mattress,

Mr B 10-18-2010 05:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
He like to sleep in

jonumberone 10-18-2010 05:43 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
While spooning with kin

Mr B 10-18-2010 05:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and wore hats to cover his baldness

Mr B 10-18-2010 05:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one:

The herf was getting loud

GolfNut 10-18-2010 05:53 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
a very unruly crowd

Gophernut 10-18-2010 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1027829)
a very unruly crowd
Good thing it was at a bar
Posted via Mobile Device

icehog3 10-18-2010 08:15 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1027826)
The herf was getting loud
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1027829)
a very unruly crowd
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1027846)
Good thing it was at a bar
Posted via Mobile Device
With a large pickle jar,

RevSmoke 10-18-2010 08:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1027826)
New one:

The herf was getting loud
Quote:
Originally Posted by GolfNut (Post 1027829)
a very unruly crowd
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1027846)
Good thing it was at a bar
Posted via Mobile Device
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1028025)
With a large pickle jar,
and Gurkha for he who was plowed!

RevSmoke 10-18-2010 08:32 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one:

A robusto firmly clenched in his teeth,

Doctorossi 10-18-2010 08:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Santa tossed me a wrapper-leaf wreath.

GolfNut 10-18-2010 08:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
he said with a smile

RevSmoke 10-18-2010 08:53 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
roll your own for a while

Doctorossi 10-18-2010 08:59 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I have boxes I'm buried beneath!

Doctorossi 10-18-2010 09:00 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
The submarine captain responded

icehog3 10-19-2010 12:20 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1028086)
The submarine captain responded
"My entire crew has absconded",

RevSmoke 10-19-2010 05:35 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
My Davidoffs and Cohibas are missing,

icehog3 10-19-2010 09:46 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
My Cuban rum they're pissing,

massphatness 10-19-2010 10:23 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1028086)
The submarine captain responded
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1028255)
"My entire crew has absconded",
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1028445)
My Davidoffs and Cohibas are missing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1028686)
My Cuban rum they're pissing,
Good thing that my stash's fully bonded.

massphatness 10-19-2010 10:24 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New One:

'Hog gagged while browsing the web

rizzle 10-19-2010 10:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
It wasn't the flow, but the ebb

Mr B 10-19-2010 10:30 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
the p*rn sites were weak

Doctorossi 10-19-2010 10:34 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
the banterers meek,

massphatness 10-19-2010 11:52 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1028772)
New One:

'Hog gagged while browsing the web
Quote:
Originally Posted by rizzle (Post 1028777)
It wasn't the flow, but the ebb
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1028780)
the p*rn sites were weak
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1028783)
the banterers meek,
He wants a buck naked celeb.

massphatness 10-19-2010 11:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.

Doctorossi 10-19-2010 12:35 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
My next will be better, for sure. :r

Mr B 10-19-2010 12:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1028903)
My next will be better, for sure. :r


Yer killin me. 2nd line must rhyme with 1st

Mr B 10-19-2010 12:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1028858)
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.
It was pure verbal-masturbate

Doctorossi 10-19-2010 01:02 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1028916)
Yer killin me. 2nd line must rhyme with 1st
Did you read the 1st?

Mr B 10-19-2010 01:40 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
I thought the 1st was

Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1028858)
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.
and it was followed up with

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1028903)
My next will be better, for sure. :r

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1028928)
Did you read the 1st?
sorry if I missed something

Gophernut 10-19-2010 01:51 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1028858)
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1028917)
It was pure verbal-masturbate
It seems we got confused,

massphatness 10-19-2010 02:04 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1028858)
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1028917)
It was pure verbal-masturbate
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1028965)
It seems we got confused,
And I just ain't amused.

Gophernut 10-19-2010 02:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1028858)
NEW ONE

My last rhyme, it wasn't that great.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1028917)
It was pure verbal-masturbate
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1028965)
It seems we got confused,
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1028982)
And I just ain't amused.
It's not that hard to keep it straight!

Gophernut 10-19-2010 02:11 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one:

The leaves are falling from the trees,

icehog3 10-19-2010 03:47 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
From pnoon cutting the cheese,

Gophernut 10-19-2010 04:10 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1028992)
New one:

The leaves are falling from the trees,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1029145)
From pnoon cutting the cheese,
it's not a pretty smell,

icehog3 10-19-2010 04:13 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1028992)
New one:

The leaves are falling from the trees,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1029145)
From pnoon cutting the cheese,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1029182)
it's not a pretty smell,
Makes my sinuses swell,

Gophernut 10-19-2010 04:14 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1028992)
New one:

The leaves are falling from the trees,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1029145)
From pnoon cutting the cheese,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1029182)
it's not a pretty smell,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1029189)
Makes my sinuses swell,
and can bring a man to his knees.


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