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whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa it's so beautiful!!! What does it mean? Life imitating sh'art! |
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Thanks, Mr. Hanky. |
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A good non cigar smoking friend on facebook responds to one of my cigar announcements with "cough, cough."
I respond with something half witty and he responds with "why don't you send me one?" I tell him I smoke full bodied cigars. If you're not a cigar smoker they will be too strong for you and you won't like it." Implied "no" to his request. If I did send him "one" he would put it in a drawer and a month from now smoke it. He'd "cough, cough" and throw it away later telling me it tasted like s**t. |
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Give a fellow a shitty cigar, and he may never smoke another. Give a fellow a great (or even good) cigar, and you may gain another BOTL for life!
Just saying. |
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Peter sharts all the time
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Think before you post, Blake. |
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You just need to take some less expensive sticks around with you for occasions like this. I wouldn't hand out a 1964 Padron to a non-expierenced smoker either. But something like an Oliva G would be fine, and they aren't overly expensive. They aren't dog turds, and something I would, and do, smoke myself.
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I worked at a construction company where everyone mooched from me. Pissed me off because no one ever reciprocated. So instead of giving them decent cigars, I started giving them dog turds. They didn't even know the difference.
My favorite is someone wants some sticks and then promises to bring me back a gift from Florida on their vacation. Guess what never arrives? They can afford to go on vacation but not go to a cigar store or even offer to pay me. That gets my short hairs up. I finally told all them "Go fish." |
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I hope he enjoys them. Yes. I'm a hypocrite and S.O.B. Thank you for pointing that out from your perch of righteousness. I apologize to everyone for being such a jerk. I'm having a f*****g nervous breakdown here and I'm acting like an idiot and moron. My apologies. I won't post anything until I feel more like myself. |
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But your attitude that really stinks. Even when you are apologizing, you can help but spit in somebody's face. My :2 |
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