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pnoon 01-28-2011 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1152936)
Why is Peter Adam today?

Why is Adam Peter today?

replicant_argent 01-28-2011 05:55 PM

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whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's so
beautiful!!!


What does it mean?
Life

imitating



sh'art!

pnoon 01-28-2011 05:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1152948)
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa
it's so
beautiful!!!


What does it mean?
Life

imitating



sh'art!

Words of wisdom.
Thanks, Mr. Hanky.

longknocker 01-28-2011 06:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1152941)
Why is Adam Peter today?

Now I'm "Thoroughly" Confused!:r

T.G 01-28-2011 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1152855)
I brought 4 horses, in case we found the lady. Hello, Lady!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1152861)
You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1152871)
Adam! :D

:r:r

shilala 01-28-2011 06:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1152948)
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa

it's so
beautiful!!!


What does it mean?
Life

imitating




sh'art!

Simply beautiful. :lr

Katmancross 01-28-2011 07:20 PM

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A good non cigar smoking friend on facebook responds to one of my cigar announcements with "cough, cough."
I respond with something half witty and he responds with "why don't you send me one?"
I tell him I smoke full bodied cigars. If you're not a cigar smoker they will be too strong for you and you won't like it."
Implied "no" to his request.
If I did send him "one" he would put it in a drawer and a month from now smoke it. He'd "cough, cough" and throw it away later telling me it tasted like s**t.

drob 01-28-2011 11:45 PM

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Give a fellow a shitty cigar, and he may never smoke another. Give a fellow a great (or even good) cigar, and you may gain another BOTL for life!

Just saying.

Whipper Snapper 01-28-2011 11:47 PM

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Peter sharts all the time

pnoon 01-29-2011 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Tecnorobo (Post 1153286)
Peter sharts all the time

WTF :confused:

Think before you post, Blake.

Katmancross 01-29-2011 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by drob (Post 1153283)
Give a fellow a shitty cigar, and he may never smoke another. Give a fellow a great (or even good) cigar, and you may gain another BOTL for life!

Just saying.

What if I gave him a smoked fish instead...two birds with one stone?

Whipper Snapper 01-29-2011 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by pnoon (Post 1153505)
WTF :confused:

Think before you post, Blake.

One fart joke too many I guess. Sorry Peter, didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.

Brad 01-29-2011 10:14 AM

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You just need to take some less expensive sticks around with you for occasions like this. I wouldn't hand out a 1964 Padron to a non-expierenced smoker either. But something like an Oliva G would be fine, and they aren't overly expensive. They aren't dog turds, and something I would, and do, smoke myself.

Katmancross 01-29-2011 10:27 AM

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I worked at a construction company where everyone mooched from me. Pissed me off because no one ever reciprocated. So instead of giving them decent cigars, I started giving them dog turds. They didn't even know the difference.
My favorite is someone wants some sticks and then promises to bring me back a gift from Florida on their vacation. Guess what never arrives?
They can afford to go on vacation but not go to a cigar store or even offer to pay me.
That gets my short hairs up.
I finally told all them "Go fish."

itsme_timd 02-23-2011 11:53 AM

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Edited by icehog3 to comply with CA rules.

guitar4001 02-23-2011 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by wayner123 (Post 1147350)
Or just carry around really good cheap cigars.

I think that alot of people have no idea how much cigars cost. They see the gas station brands and assume that all cigars are similar to those. It shocks some people when they find out that some cigars cost *gasp* $5 a piece. I can't imagine what those who are not cigar smokers think when they see $20 or more cigars.

Katmancross 02-23-2011 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by itsme_timd (Post 1182480)
I'm sorry to have to post this here but I really couldn't believe what I was reading from Katmancross. He's posting in this thread about how he can't stand cigar mooches but he's on another forum I'm a moderator on trying to beg for cigars. Here's the best part... a LOT of people and manufacturers sent him cigars but he wasn't happy with the quality, now he's trying to trade up to get ultra premium cigars. Also, Xikar sent him some cigars and cutters and he's trying to trade at least one of the cutters away. Here's his post on the other forum. MODS - If you want to know where this was posted PM me.

I got Thomas' address and sent him a nice 5 pack in a an old travel humidor with a little humidification disk in it. They were basically mild cigars.
I hope he enjoys them. Yes. I'm a hypocrite and S.O.B. Thank you for pointing that out from your perch of righteousness. I apologize to everyone for being such a jerk. I'm having a f*****g nervous breakdown here and I'm acting like an idiot and moron. My apologies. I won't post anything until I feel more like myself.

md4958 02-23-2011 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Katmancross (Post 1182493)
I got Thomas' address and sent him a nice 5 pack in a an old travel humidor with a little humidification disk in it. They were basically mild cigars.
I hope he enjoys them. Yes. I'm a hypocrite and S.O.B. Thank you for pointing that out from your perch of righteousness. I apologize to everyone for being such a jerk. I'm having a f*****g nervous breakdown here and I'm acting like an idiot and moron. My apologies. I won't post anything until I feel more like myself.

Anybody can be down on their luck. There are guys here that wish they had your problems, you wouldn't know it because they dont constantly complain.

But your attitude that really stinks. Even when you are apologizing, you can help but spit in somebody's face. My :2

kaisersozei 02-23-2011 12:36 PM

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These are the best threads :noon

Lucky_Hippo 02-23-2011 12:47 PM

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IBTBIP = In Before The Butt Itch Powder


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