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Gophernut 02-08-2011 07:00 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1165973)
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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1166023)
I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

icehog3 02-08-2011 07:51 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1165973)
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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1166023)
I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1166094)
My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,

VTDragon 02-09-2011 10:06 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1165973)
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It's so cold I don't want to go home,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1166023)
I'll stay here at work, and talk on the phone,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1166094)
My boss is a jerk and wont let me smoke,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1166162)
But if I give him a belt, I might end up broke,

So I'm stuck here craving a smoke and working alone

VTDragon 02-09-2011 10:08 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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This week the PGA descends on Dubai

Gophernut 02-09-2011 12:46 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1166808)
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This week the PGA descends on Dubai

I know Tiger is there, but why?

VTDragon 02-10-2011 08:09 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1166808)
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This week the PGA descends on Dubai

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1166997)
I know Tiger is there, but why?

Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

kugie 02-10-2011 08:42 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1167986)
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?


But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!

icehog3 02-10-2011 10:17 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1166808)
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This week the PGA descends on Dubai

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1166997)
I know Tiger is there, but why?

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1167986)
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

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Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1168034)
But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!

And all those proud sponsors will cry.

icehog3 02-10-2011 10:18 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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I once shared a pie with a monkey,

Gophernut 02-10-2011 10:19 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1166808)
New:

This week the PGA descends on Dubai

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1166997)
I know Tiger is there, but why?

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1167986)
Does he have a mistress dressed in seven veils?

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Originally Posted by kugie (Post 1168034)
But with no Tiger the PGA Fails!

So please Eldrick, just zip up your fly.

Gophernut 02-10-2011 10:19 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

icehog3 02-10-2011 10:28 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168140)
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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

Gophernut 02-10-2011 10:36 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168140)
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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168152)
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

icehog3 02-10-2011 10:48 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168140)
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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168152)
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168166)
The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

No worries, the Admiral could too,

Gophernut 02-10-2011 01:14 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168140)
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Hopefully soon this snow will melt,

Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168152)
Steve cheated, and he's not so svelte,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168166)
The Admiral's right, I could lose a few,

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168177)
No worries, the Admiral could too,

If I get much bigger I'll need a new belt.

Gophernut 02-10-2011 01:15 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

VTDragon 02-10-2011 02:09 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168339)
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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

icehog3 02-10-2011 02:15 PM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168339)
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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1168405)
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

He's fifteen, going on twenty,

Gophernut 02-11-2011 08:41 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168339)
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My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

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Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1168405)
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168422)
He's fifteen, going on twenty,

No need to listen, he knows plenty,

icehog3 02-11-2011 09:08 AM

Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1168339)
New:
My 15 year old son can be quite a pain,

Quote:

Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1168405)
Thinks he knows more than Dad, that's really vain

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1168422)
He's fifteen, going on twenty,

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1169222)
No need to listen, he knows plenty,

It's my patience he's starting to strain.


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