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8zeros 10-24-2014 06:55 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dave (Post 1985754)
At the moment, I've got this rattling around....
When I'm with you, it doesn't matter where we are,
Or what we're doing. I'm with you, that's all that matters.
Time passes much too quickly when we're together laughing.
I wish I could sing it to you, oh no,
I wish I could sing it to you.
Mostly I'm silent.

This started the whole album playing in my head. I may have to go look in the basement and see if I still have the vinyl.
I wouldn't mind if all my earworms were songs like that.

A song for the season:

Nobody on the road
nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
the summer's out of reach
Empty lake, empty streets,
the sun goes down alone
I'm drivin' by your house
Though I know you're not home

shilala 10-24-2014 08:14 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I've got "Me and Bobby McGee" stuck in my brain. The Janis one.
And I want it out.

AdamJoshua 10-24-2014 09:24 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
He was born on a summer day, 1951
And with the slap of a hand
He had landed as an only son
His mother and father said "what a lovely boy"
We'll teach him what we learned
Ah yes, just what we learned
We'll dress him up warmly and
We'll send him to school
It'll teach him how to fight
To be nobody's fool




ah Andrew Gold!

tsolomon 10-24-2014 10:15 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Hit the wash cycle with this one today, got to listen to the versions by:

Eric Clapton and Duane Allman
Sam Cooke
Littel Walter
T-Bone Walker

I've got the blues
Gonna pack my things and go
Yes, I've got the blues
Gonna pack my things and go
Well, I guess you don't love me
You're lovin' Mr. So-And-So

dave 10-24-2014 11:19 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Thanks, Tom. Took the same trip at your 'suggestion'. Almost wished I'd listened to T-Bone Walker 4 times instead. Much as I like the other four guys, I think his is by far the best version....to me anyway.

tsolomon 10-24-2014 12:37 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dave (Post 1994627)
Thanks, Tom. Took the same trip at your 'suggestion'. Almost wished I'd listened to T-Bone Walker 4 times instead. Much as I like the other four guys, I think his is by far the best version....to me anyway.

I'm a big T-Bone fan, but this acoustic version of Goin' Down The Road Fellin' Bad by the Allman Brothers is just making my day. Gettin lots of strange looks as I'm wandering around the building singing this to myself. Wish I could find it an mp3 of it for the iPod. :D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_vMx6aQBEk

Ye Olde Phart 10-24-2014 12:53 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
There she was just walkin' down the street
Singin', "Do wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy do"
Snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet
Singin', "Do wah diddy diddy, dum diddy do"

She looked good, she looked fine
And I nearly lost my mind...........

dave 10-24-2014 01:22 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by tsolomon (Post 1994644)
I'm a big T-Bone fan, but this acoustic version of Goin' Down The Road Fellin' Bad by the Allman Brothers is just making my day. Gettin lots of strange looks as I'm wandering around the building singing this to myself. Wish I could find it an mp3 of it for the iPod. :D


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_vMx6aQBEk

Enjoyed that. However, as much as I 'appreciate' the Allman Brothers, I guiltily admit that I rarely get through 2 songs before I find that I'm looking for something from Marshall Tucker or the Outlaws to listen to instead.


As a result, I've now got this on my brain:

Gonna take a freight train down at the station, lawd...don't care where it go...gonna climb a mountain - highest mountain....jump off - nobody gonna know

tsolomon 10-24-2014 01:47 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I see your Do wah diddy and .....

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started kissin' everything in sight
But when I kissed a cop down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number Nine

AdamJoshua 11-01-2014 10:34 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Lunatic Fringe - I know you're out there
You're in hiding, and you hold your meetings
I can hear you coming, and I know what you're after
We're wise to you this time we won't let you kill the laughter
Wise to you this tiiimmme
Ooo-Ooo-Ooo-uh-Huh
Ooo-Ooo-Ooo-uh-Huh
Ooo-Ooo-Ooo-uh-Huh

shilala 11-02-2014 04:53 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I woke up with Soolaimon.
Yesterday morning it was Help is on it's way - Little River Band.

God of my want, want, want
Lord of my need, need, need
Leading me on, on, on
On to the woman, she dance for the sun
God of my day, day, day
Lord of my night, night, night
Seek for the way, way, way
Taking me home

Subvet642 11-02-2014 06:20 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Mean Mr. Mustard / Polythene Pam / She Came in Through the Bathroom Window.

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park,
shaves in the dark,
tryin' to save paper.

Sleeps in a hole in the road.
Savin' up to buy him some clothes.
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose.
Such a mean old man!

Porch Dweller 11-02-2014 08:12 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Oh mama, I'm in fear for my life
From the long arm of the law

Ye Olde Phart 11-20-2014 12:47 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Everybody's gone away,
Said they're movin' to L.A.
There's not a soul I know around,
Everybody's leavin' town

Some caught a freight, some caught a plane
Find the sunshine leave the rain
They said this town will waste your time
Guess they're right -- it's wasted mine
Some gotta win, some gotta lose
Good Time Charlie's got the blues

markem 11-28-2014 10:18 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I don't want a pickle,
Just want to ride my motorcycle

(in honor of the musician behind a Thanksgiving holiday song that is tradition among many of my friends. Oh, and Icehog3)

icehog3 11-28-2014 01:15 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
In honor of my ex's......

You see me on the street
You always act surprised
You say, “How are you?” “Good luck”
But you don’t mean it

When you know as well as me
You’d rather see me paralyzed
Why don’t you just come out once
And scream it

AdamJoshua 11-28-2014 08:53 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Do you remember the
21st night of September?
Love was changing the minds of pretenders
While chasing the clouds away

and for you youngsters ... to really hammer the point home I give you Earth, Wind & Fire

http://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

Porch Dweller 11-28-2014 09:17 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well the first days are the hardest days, don't you worry any more,
Cause when life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door.

massphatness 11-29-2014 06:53 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I would give you the stars in the sky
But they're too far away.
If you were a hooker, you know
I'd be happy to pay.
If suddenly you were a guy,
I'd be suddenly gay
Posted via Mobile Device

pektel 11-29-2014 07:03 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I've been a moonshiner
For seventeen long years
I spent all my money
On whiskey and beer

I'll go to some hollow
And set up my still
And I'll sell you a gallon
For a ten dollar bill...

pektel 11-29-2014 07:10 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 2002153)
Well the first days are the hardest days, don't you worry any more,
Cause when life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door.

Now THAT is not a bad ear worm to have! :tu

pektel 11-29-2014 08:58 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 2002189)
I've been a moonshiner
For seventeen long years
I spent all my money
On whiskey and beer

I'll go to some hollow
And set up my still
And I'll sell you a gallon
For a ten dollar bill...

Chris Thile's version is my favorite.

http://youtu.be/dnr-D0DAwmE

And with his bluegrass band, the Punch Brothers:

http://youtu.be/XuQSk4ctZWc

icehog3 11-29-2014 10:19 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
All my life I've been searching for something
Something never comes never leads to nothing
Nothing satisfies but I'm getting close
Closer to the prize at the end of the rope
All night long I dream of the day
When it comes around, when it's taken away
Leaves me with the feeling that I feel the most
Feel it come to life when I see your ghost

jjirons69 12-01-2014 12:46 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Jackie sits back
Reflects his thoughts for the moment
Scratches his head
And does his best James Dean

Stogeyfish 12-01-2014 02:56 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
You're a star belly sneetch
You suck like a leech
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you b***h
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you

AdamJoshua 12-01-2014 03:35 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
:r



Breathe out
So I can breathe you in
Hold you in
And now
I know you've always been
Out of your head
Out of my head I sang

icehog3 12-01-2014 04:40 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Awap bop a lup bop a wop bam boom.

AdamJoshua 12-02-2014 09:53 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Ridin' down the highway
Goin' to a show
Stop in all the byways
Playin' rock 'n' roll
Gettin' robbed
Gettin' stoned
Gettin' beat up
Broken boned
Gettin' had
Gettin' took
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks

It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
If you think it's easy doin' one night stands
Try playin' in a rock roll band
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll

kugie 12-02-2014 09:56 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AdamJoshua (Post 2002787)
Ridin' down the highway
Goin' to a show
Stop in all the byways
Playin' rock 'n' roll
Gettin' robbed
Gettin' stoned
Gettin' beat up
Broken boned
Gettin' had
Gettin' took
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks

It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll
If you think it's easy doin' one night stands
Try playin' in a rock roll band
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll


I was just listening to this.
One of the greatest ROCK and ROLL bands of all TIME!


Sometimes I think this woman is kinda hot
Sometimes I think this woman is sometimes not
Puts me down
Fool me around
Why she do it to me
Out for satisfaction
Any piece of action
That ain't the way it should be
She needs lovin'
Knows I'm the man
She' gotta see
Pours my beer
Licks my ear
Brings out the devil in me
Hell ain't a bad place to be

dave 12-02-2014 10:52 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
She was black as the night
Louie was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Louie fell in love overnight

dave 12-02-2014 11:13 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I think I want Louie back...due to unforseen circumstances, he's been replaced by

Ducks say quack
and fish go blub
and the seal goes ow ow ow ow ow

But theres one sound
That no one knows

icehog3 12-02-2014 01:31 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I know that it's evil
I know that it got to be
No I ain't doin' much
Doin' nothing means a lot to me
Living on a shoe-string
A fifty cent millionaire
Open to charity
Rock'n'roll wellfare

Sittin' in a Cadillac
Listenin' to the radio
Suzy baby get on in
Tells me where she wanna go
I'm livin' in a nightmare
She's looking like a wet dream
I've got myself a Cadillac
But I can't afford the gasoline

I got holes in my shoes
And I'm way over due
Down payment blues

shilala 12-09-2014 03:48 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Pardon the way that I stare
There's nothing else to compare
The sight of you leaves me weak
There are no words left to speak

But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that it's real
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you

Ye Olde Phart 12-10-2014 02:56 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
They got a vintage Victrola 1951
Full of my favorite records that I grew up on
They got ole Hank and Lefty and there's B24
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’.

Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’
I'm gonna spend the night like every night before
Playin' ET and I'll play him some more
I've gotta have a shot of them old troubadours.

Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’.
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’.

All my neon neighbors they like what I play
Cause they've heard it every night since you've walked away
Every day they replace old B24
'Cause every night I run a needle through ‘Walking The Floor’

Every night I run a needle through ‘Walking The Floor’.
I'm gonna spend the night like every night before
Playin' ET and I'll play him some more
I've gotta have a shot of them old troubadours.

Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor’
I said set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor'
Set 'em up Joe, and play ‘Walking The Floor'.

shilala 12-29-2014 08:10 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Ah, my buddy Jim Bass, he's a workin' pumpin gas.
And he makes $2.50 for an hour.

dave 03-23-2015 03:47 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dave (Post 2002802)
She was black as the night
Louie was whiter than white
Danger, danger when you taste brown sugar
Louie fell in love overnight

This one's back in my head again...for the past week or so. Must have been used in a show recently....maybe The Americans?

icehog3 03-23-2015 04:09 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Four young chiquitas in Omaha
Waitin' for the band to return from the show
Feelin' good, feelin' right, it's Saturday night
The hotel detective, he was outta sight
Now these fine ladies, they had a plan
They was out to meet the boys in the band
They said, "Come on dudes, let's get it on"
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down

heyferg 03-23-2015 04:29 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2024848)
Four young chiquitas in Omaha
Waitin' for the band to return from the show
Feelin' good, feelin' right, it's Saturday night
The hotel detective, he was outta sight
Now these fine ladies, they had a plan
They was out to meet the boys in the band
They said, "Come on dudes, let's get it on"
And we proceeded to tear that hotel down

Tom, I would happily take your Grand Funk for the torture I've got going on today…

Oh, do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight


Make it stop!!! :sl

The Poet 03-23-2015 04:31 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Here's mine today.

https://video.search.yahoo.com/video...&hsimp=yhs-001

icehog3 03-23-2015 04:54 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by heyferg (Post 2024851)
Tom, I would happily take your Grand Funk for the torture I've got going on today…

Oh, do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight
Do a little dance, make a little love
Get down tonight, get down tonight


Make it stop!!! :sl

Larry, why do you gotta do a Brother like that? Gah, my ears!! :gary

heyferg 03-23-2015 05:18 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 2024856)
Larry, why do you gotta do a Brother like that? Gah, my ears!! :gary

Sorry, Dude!

Maybe something like this will take the sting away:

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living…

:banger

icehog3 03-23-2015 09:20 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by heyferg (Post 2024859)
Sorry, Dude!

Maybe something like this will take the sting away:

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living…

:banger

:banger

Why should I care?
Why should I care?

Girls of fifteen
Sexually knowing
The ushers are sniffing
Eau-de-cologning

The seats are seductive
Celibate sitting
Pretty girls digging
Prettier women

Magically bored
On a quiet street corner
Free frustration
In our minds and our toes

Quiet storm water
M-m-my generation
Uppers and downers
Either way blood flows

Inside outside, leave me alone
Inside outside, nowhere is home
Inside outside, where have I been?
Out of my brain on the ........

dave 03-24-2015 07:41 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Love it!!!

Realization! There's no easy way to be free!! It's a hard, hard world......I'm a soldier at 63

icehog3 03-24-2015 10:22 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dave (Post 2024953)

Realization! There's no easy way to be free!! It's a hard, hard world......I'm a soldier at 63

Great song!

Did you ever hear the Anvil version they played on SoA? I little harder edged but pretty cool in its own right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hojwp-CqIGw

I am glad I played that. I had a Nickelback song in my head, and I was seriously contemplating suicide..... ;)

markem 04-03-2015 10:10 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

https://youtu.be/-_yCEVmepsQ

I think it's worth a view.

icehog3 04-03-2015 10:42 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
It's getting near dawn,
When lights close their tired eyes
I'll soon be with you my love,
To give you my dawn surprise
I'll be with you darling soon,
I'll be with you when the stars start falling

I've been waiting so long
To be where I'm going

shilala 04-29-2015 08:41 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
"I'll be over at ten", you told me time and again
But you're late, I wait around and then (bah-dah-dah)
I went to the door, I can't take any more
It's not you, you let me down again

(Hey, hey, hey!) Baby, baby, try to find
(Hey, hey, hey!) A little time and I'll make you mine
(Hey, hey, hey!) I'll be home
I'll be beside the phone waiting for you
Ooo-oo-ooo, ooo-oo-ooo

badbriar 04-29-2015 08:52 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Jenny, I got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, don't change your number
867...

The Poet 04-29-2015 08:55 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Woman like long neck bottles
And a big head on her beer
I don’t like to talk about my women
But I hold that woman dear
Well, one night she go to drinking
Got out and shot up the town
I’ll be damned if she didn’t
Bring an airplane down
I don’t like to talk about my woman
But this one sure could chug ‘em down
I don’t like to talk about my woman
But this one sure could chug ‘em down
One night she started drinking
Down by the river
She dried up the river
And backed the ocean down
I don’t like to talk about none of my women
But this one sure could hold her long neck bottle beer down
When she walked into a bar
They set ‘em and got right out of town
‘Cuz she picked ‘em up a’plenty
And laid a lot of them down
Women like long neck bottles
And a big head on their beer
Now you got that down
You got that down
Well, one night she go to drinking
Got out and shot up the town
I’ll be damned if she didn’t
Bring an airplane down
I don’t like to talk about my woman
But this one sure could chug ‘em down
I don’t like to talk about my woman
But this one sure could chug ‘em down
I don’t like to talk about none of my women
But I’m going to do it anyway
Then I’m going to get
Right out of town

badbriar 04-29-2015 09:03 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Who can say where the road goes,
Where the day flows?
Only time...

And who can say if your love grows,
As your heart chose?
Only time.


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