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icehog3 10-14-2010 05:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Who went to a joint serving Lo-Cal,

Mr B 10-14-2010 05:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
skinny as a rail,

icehog3 10-14-2010 05:34 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Registered 92 on the scale,

Mr B 10-14-2010 05:38 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and got crushed underneath his gal.

Mr B 10-14-2010 05:39 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New

One day while down at the pond

Gophernut 10-14-2010 06:24 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
after being released on bond,

icehog3 10-14-2010 07:05 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
He cast out a line,

massphatness 10-15-2010 04:58 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
hook caught on a vine
Posted via Mobile Device

Doctorossi 10-15-2010 07:39 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
and hoisted himself on a frond.

Doctorossi 10-15-2010 07:41 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
My dentist works in a back alley.

VTDragon 10-15-2010 07:45 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
His buxom assistant's name is Sally

icehog3 10-15-2010 08:16 AM
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He yanked on my molar,

Mr B 10-15-2010 12:09 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Sally said move over

ylo2na 10-15-2010 04:22 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
what a shame to go down in a flame

ylo2na 10-15-2010 04:23 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
all cigars are equal but

Mr B 10-15-2010 04:59 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
sometimes I get in a rut

icehog3 10-15-2010 05:19 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ylo2na (Post 1024368)
what a shame to go down in a flame
5th line has to rhyme with lines 1 & 2 in a limerick, for future reference Chuck. ;)

icehog3 10-15-2010 05:20 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ylo2na (Post 1024369)
all cigars are equal but
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr B (Post 1024420)
sometimes I get in a rut
So I smoke something new,

Mr B 10-15-2010 05:26 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
that made me say ya hoo

icehog3 10-16-2010 12:37 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
And I no longer itch in the butt.

icehog3 10-16-2010 12:37 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Rhyming is easy to do,

RevSmoke 10-16-2010 05:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1024886)
NEW:

Rhyming is easy to do,
As simply as tying your shoe,

Doctorossi 10-16-2010 07:11 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
you just string up some words,

RevSmoke 10-16-2010 07:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1024886)
NEW:

Rhyming is easy to do,
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1024949)
As simply as tying your shoe,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1024975)
you just string up some words,
using nouns or some verbs.

icehog3 10-16-2010 08:48 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1024886)
NEW:

Rhyming is easy to do,
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1024949)
As simply as tying your shoe,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1024975)
you just string up some words,
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1024989)
using nouns or some verbs.
And viola...your violets are blue!

icehog3 10-16-2010 08:49 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

My neighbor has a talking crow,

massphatness 10-16-2010 08:53 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025043)
NEW:

My neighbor has a talking crow,
He found him outside in the snow.

icehog3 10-16-2010 09:00 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025043)
NEW:

My neighbor has a talking crow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025045)
He found him outside in the snow.
He was ranting and raving,

RevSmoke 10-16-2010 09:09 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025043)
NEW:

My neighbor has a talking crow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025045)
He found him outside in the snow.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025058)
He was ranting and raving,
As his face he was shaving,

icehog3 10-16-2010 09:27 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025043)
My neighbor has a talking crow,
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025045)
He found him outside in the snow.
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025058)
He was ranting and raving,
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1025066)
As his face he was shaving,
For a beard he refused to grow.

icehog3 10-16-2010 09:28 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Jamming out to Judas Priest,

massphatness 10-16-2010 09:32 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025088)
NEW:

Jamming out to Judas Priest,
Ear drums throbbing, to say the least

icehog3 10-16-2010 09:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025088)
Jamming out to Judas Priest,
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025096)
Ear drums throbbing, to say the least
Halford was wailing,

massphatness 10-16-2010 09:59 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025088)
NEW:

Jamming out to Judas Priest,
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025096)
Ear drums throbbing, to say the least
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025098)
Halford was wailing,
And Travis was flailing

icehog3 10-16-2010 01:27 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025088)
Jamming out to Judas Priest,
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025096)
Ear drums throbbing, to say the least
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025098)
Halford was wailing,
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025113)
And Travis was flailing
They surely unleashed the beast in the East!

icehog3 10-16-2010 01:28 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
NEW:

Vin said he had a bad morning,

Doctorossi 10-16-2010 02:48 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
as he lifted his shirt without warning.

Gophernut 10-16-2010 02:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
those around him should take fair warning,

icehog3 10-16-2010 02:57 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025240)
NEW:

Vin said he had a bad morning,
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctorossi (Post 1025311)
as he lifted his shirt without warning.
Because his left tit,

Gophernut 10-16-2010 03:08 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
has a big nasty zit,

massphatness 10-16-2010 04:46 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Careful. I'm a dick when I'm scorning.
Posted via Mobile Device

massphatness 10-16-2010 04:52 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
New one:

In his thread, Tom banters away.
Posted via Mobile Device

RevSmoke 10-16-2010 09:18 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025409)
New one:

In his thread, Tom banters away.
Posted via Mobile Device
Other inmates are hes'tant to play,

icehog3 10-16-2010 11:49 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025409)
In his thread, Tom banters away.
Posted via Mobile Device
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1025653)
Other inmates are hes'tant to play,
But Dokk, Greg and Hoots,

icehog3 10-17-2010 10:31 PM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1025409)
In his thread, Tom banters away.
Quote:
Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1025653)
Other inmates are hes'tant to play,
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1025824)
But Dokk, Greg and Hoots,
Are all in cahoots,

14holestogie 10-18-2010 05:18 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1026967)
Are all in cahoots,
For 10 or 12 spit-takes a day

14holestogie 10-18-2010 05:20 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
new one:

Chuckles the perverted clown

VTDragon 10-18-2010 08:38 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Recently arrived in our fair town

Gophernut 10-18-2010 09:10 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1027037)
new one:

Chuckles the perverted clown
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1027133)
Recently arrived in our fair town
so make sure you hide the women,

icehog3 10-18-2010 09:55 AM
Re: Limerick Thread!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by 14holestogie (Post 1027037)
Chuckles the perverted clown
Quote:
Originally Posted by VTDragon (Post 1027133)
Recently arrived in our fair town
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 1027158)
so make sure you hide the women,
And don't let the kids go swimmin',


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