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BC-Axeman 03-01-2012 04:24 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.

icehog3 03-01-2012 04:30 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.

Ashcan Bill 03-01-2012 04:33 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Islayphile (Post 1577511)
Free is the only way anyone would take them

;)
Nope. Not even for free.

Islayphile 03-01-2012 04:34 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ashcan Bill (Post 1577666)
Nope. Not even for free.
:D

Islayphile 03-01-2012 04:35 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BC-Axeman (Post 1577649)
Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.
You can have mine

smitty...hop on it will ya

Bageland2000 03-01-2012 04:46 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by smitty81 (Post 1577499)
free gurkha? :confused:

What am I missing here?
a LOT more than you realize...

icehog3 03-01-2012 04:53 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.

replicant_argent 03-01-2012 04:54 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.

icehog3 03-01-2012 04:56 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1577699)
Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.
THAT'S what I'm talking about!!

replicant_argent 03-01-2012 04:56 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

replicant_argent 03-01-2012 04:57 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Smitty uses the search function like Lisa Lampanelli uses discretion about whether she screws 4 or 5 guys a night.

T.G 03-01-2012 05:00 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1577698)
If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.
If it's a compliment, does he get banned?

Bageland2000 03-01-2012 05:03 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1577703)
I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Douche-bag duty at the smitty roast...

replicant_argent 03-01-2012 05:04 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
I was at a pet store once, and saw a puppy that was the product of love between Lisa Lampanelli and Smitty. I thought about buying it and calling it Smitty Jr. but I decided "CumDumpster" was a lot classier.
I didn't buy it, I rammed a cat down its throat to put it out of its inevitable misery.

Pseudosacred 03-01-2012 05:05 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
So much animosity towards this guy :r

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?

Islayphile 03-01-2012 05:07 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Animosity is such a strong word

Hatred will suffice

smitty81 03-01-2012 05:09 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 1577662)
This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.
Ban me? really?

replicant_argent 03-01-2012 05:09 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.



Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me.

Islayphile 03-01-2012 05:11 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by replicant_argent (Post 1577721)
Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.



Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me.
Even though we don't want to know, we gotta know

Bageland2000 03-01-2012 05:13 PM
Re: Smitty81 roast.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pseudosacred (Post 1577711)
So much animosity towards this guy :r

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?
He created the thread...


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