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icehog3 06-18-2014 03:25 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Well there might be trouble cause everybodys got a gun,
Across that county line,
With fifty more cases white lightning apple moonshine.

Fight for love, fight for life,
Fight for money with the edge of a knife,
Rule your fear and rule the night,
Rule the road in a lawless fight.

Porch Dweller 06-18-2014 09:11 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin', yeah
I'm working all the time

icehog3 06-19-2014 12:13 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Who's gonna pick you up
When you fall
Who's gonna hang it up
When you call
Who's gonna pay attention
To your dreams
Who's gonna plug their ears
When you scream

You can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong

kugie 06-19-2014 05:32 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
You get up every morning
From your 'larm clock's warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There's a whistle up above
And people pushin', people shovin'
And the girls who try to look pretty

Ye Olde Phart 06-19-2014 08:10 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Early in the morning and I can't do right
Had a little fight with my baby last night and it's early in the morning
Don'chu know it's early in the morning
Early in the morning
I ain't got nothing, no nothing but the blues

I went to your girlfriend's house
But she was out
I knocked on your daddy's door
But he began to shout and he said,
It's early in the morning
Don'chu know it's early in the morning
Early in the morning
I ain't got nothing, no nothing but the blues

I went to Dooby Chase to get somethin' to eat
Waitress looked at me said, "Harry, you sure look beat"
And I said, It's early in the morning
Don'chu know it's early in the morning
Early in the morning
Ain't got nothing, but the Blues

icehog3 06-19-2014 01:28 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Up with the sun, gone with the wind
She always said I was lazy
Leavin' my home, leavin' my friends
Runnin' when things get too crazy
Out to the road, out 'neath the stars
Feelin' the breeze, passin' the cars

Women have come, women have gone
Everyone tryin' to cage me
Some were so sweet, I barely got free
Others, they only enraged me

Sometimes at night, I see their faces
I feel the traces they've left on my soul
Those are the memories that make me a wealthy soul

Porch Dweller 06-19-2014 01:58 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall

shark 06-25-2014 05:55 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is

icehog3 06-25-2014 06:10 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The radio is blastin', someone's knockin' at the door
I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor
I seen so many things I ain't never seen before
Don't know what it is - I don't wanna see no more

shark 06-26-2014 06:59 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'd get it one piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I come through your town
I'm gonna ride around in style, I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the only one there is around



Porch Dweller 06-26-2014 08:14 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

TXSmokey 06-26-2014 08:51 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I was cutting a rug down at a place called the jug with a girl named linda lu
when in walked a man with a gun in his hand, he was lookin for you know who
he said hey there fella with the hair colored yellow what you tryin to prove
cause that's my woman there and i'm a man who cares and this might be all for you

RWhisenand 06-26-2014 09:29 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from Hell
Blue skies from pain

Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?

Did they get you to trade
Your heroes for ghosts
Hot ashes for trees
Hot air for a cool breeze?

Cold comfort for change
Did you exchange
A walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?

How I wish, how I wish you were here
We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year

Running over the same old ground
What have we found?
The same old fears
Wish you were here

Porch Dweller 06-26-2014 09:47 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by her silver spoon

jonumberone 06-27-2014 05:09 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I said, "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border.
The Sheriff is after me for what I did to his daughter.
I did it like this, I did it like that.
I did it with the Wiffle ball bat.

Porch Dweller 06-27-2014 05:35 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Take me across the water
'Cause I need some place to hide
I done the rancher's daughter, lord
And I sure did hurt his pride, heh heh

ArgusP2 06-28-2014 10:05 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Ooga Chaka Ooga Chaka
I can't fight this feeling
Deep inside of me,
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me...
Posted via Mobile Device

icehog3 06-28-2014 12:31 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of you all over myself
I want a doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well

You've got me turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round

pektel 06-28-2014 12:57 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ArgusP2 (Post 1971299)
Ooga Chaka Ooga Chaka
I can't fight this feeling
Deep inside of me,
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me...
Posted via Mobile Device

F. U.

Last time that song was stuck in my head it was there for over 2 weeks. :sl

pektel 06-28-2014 03:23 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Black betty had a child, bam-ba-lam, way down in Alabam....

ArgusP2 06-29-2014 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pektel (Post 1971318)
F. U.

Last time that song was stuck in my head it was there for over 2 weeks. :sl

Hahaha! It's been about a week for me now! I'm ready to stab myself in the ear!
Posted via Mobile Device

Porch Dweller 06-29-2014 10:02 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
And if I say to you tomorrow
Take my hand child, come with me

markem 07-11-2014 10:13 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Will you still need me,
Will you still feed me,
When I'm 64?

The only way to get that one out of my head over the past 3 days has been to switch to this one:

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levy
But the levy was dry
Good 'ol boys drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this will be the day that I die.

Porch Dweller 07-11-2014 11:26 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Though I try...
And I try
And I try
And I try
I can't get no...
Hey hey hey

RWhisenand 07-13-2014 11:32 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
So just how far down do you wanna go?
Can we talk it out over a cup of Joe
And you'll look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel
A huh

Porch Dweller 07-13-2014 11:35 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by RWhisenand (Post 1973860)
So just how far down do you wanna go?
Can we talk it out over a cup of Joe
And you'll look deep into my eyes like I was a supermodel
A huh

Great tune!

Well I did get into town about an hour ago
Took a look around to see which way the wind blow

icehog3 07-13-2014 01:07 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our love become a funeral pyre

RWhisenand 07-13-2014 02:47 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 1973863)
Great tune!

Well I did get into town about an hour ago
Took a look around to see which way the wind blow

So everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people
meet me at the mission at midnight we'll settle up there


Yea this is a great tune, been in my head for a week or two, and I'm not tired of it yet!

Porch Dweller 07-13-2014 03:46 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'm sailing away
Set an open course, for the virgin sea

shark 07-13-2014 06:30 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Doo da wop, doo bee doo da wop, do wah doo lang.
Blue days, black nights, doo wah doo lang.
I look into the sky, The love you need ain't gonna see you through,

And I wonder why the little things you planned ain't comin' true.
Oh, oh, telephone line, Give me some time, I'm living in twilight.
Oh, oh, telephone line, Give me some time, I'm living in twilight.

kugie 07-13-2014 07:19 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me any time
Just ring 36 24 36 hey
I lead a life of crime

icehog3 07-21-2014 06:11 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I suppose I could collect my books and go back to school
Or steal my Daddy's cue and make a livin' out of playing pool
Or find myself a rock and roll band, that needs a helping hand....

dave 07-22-2014 08:06 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe
They wouldn't give you the time of day
But the slit eyed lady knocked me off my feet
God I was glad I found her


....women I've known I wouldn't let tie my shoe....one of my all time favorite lyric lines.... :)

kugie 07-22-2014 01:03 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Lots of people talkin', few of them know, soul of a woman was created below!

shark 07-22-2014 04:51 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Porch Dweller 07-22-2014 05:06 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I was cutting a rug down at a placed called the jug
With a girl named Linda Lu
When in walked a man with a gun in his hand
And he was looking for you-know-who.

dman4505 07-23-2014 01:03 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
The sun is beating down
Are we ever gonna change?
Can we stop the blood from running?

Our time is running out
Hope we find a better way
Before we find we're left with nothing

For every life that's taken
So much love is wasted

icehog3 07-23-2014 05:52 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Day is night in New York City
Smoke, like water, runs inside
Steel idle trees to pity
Every living thing that's died

RWhisenand 08-17-2014 05:52 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Went on a pretty long mountain bike ride this morning, and had Phish's song Farmhouse in my ears.

Welcome this is a farmhouse
We have cluster flys alas and this time of year it's bad
We are so very sorry there is little we can do, but swat them

Woke this morning from the stinging lash
Every man rise from the ash
Each betrayal begins with trust
Every man returns to dust

I never ever saw the northern lights
I never ever heard of cluster flys
I never ever saw the stars so bright
In the farmhouse things will be alright



I guess I'm in a hippy kind of mode today.

Porch Dweller 08-17-2014 09:12 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I went back to my mother
I said I'm crazy ma, help me
She said "I know how it feels, son
'Cause it runs in the family."

ColdCuts 08-18-2014 12:23 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 1966748)
When I was a child I had a fever
My hands felt just like two balloons
Now I've got that feeling once again
I can't explain, you would not understand
This is not how I am...

[And then later]

There is no pain you are receding
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon
You are only coming through in waves
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look, but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone...

What follows, of course, after that last omitted all-important verse, is the greatest guitar solo ever. Of all time. Forever. http://youtu.be/G4i8tzFbTAk

dave 08-18-2014 07:57 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Ever since Lauren Bacall died I got this crap bouncing around my head and can't get rid of it:

"We had it all
Just like Bogie and Bacall
Starring in our old late, late show
Sailing away to ......"

Every time her death is mentioned on the radio or TV they say the name of that movie....driving me fn nuts. To make matters worse, when I complained about it to my wife, we ended up watching the video....did you know that eyeworms are almost as bad as earworms? Try this out and tell me it doesn't make you wretch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3PQ5tGyNwc

markem 09-10-2014 09:16 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Darlin' you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

It's always tease tease tease
You're happy when I'm on my knees
One day is fine and next is black
So if you want me off your back
Well come on an' let me know
Should I Stay or should I go?

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An' if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGIFublvDes

icehog3 09-10-2014 10:29 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
It ain't easy, livin' free,
Season ticket on a one way ride.....

nutcracker 09-10-2014 11:30 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Every time I smoke a Partagas I hear U2....

"I knew a girl, a girl called Party....Party Girl"

Porch Dweller 09-10-2014 02:13 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Lonely feeling, deep inside
Find a corner, where I can hide
Silent footsteps, crowding me
Sudden darkness, but I can see

icehog3 09-10-2014 02:30 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
In the silence of her mind
Quiet movements where I can find
Grabbing for me with her eyes
Now I'm falling from her skies

dave 09-10-2014 02:39 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Funny the way my warped mind works. I instantly knew Porch's song. And it even rattled around for a while...along with These Eyes. But here's where it gets crazy....I was hearing your lyrics, Ice, in a Simon and Garfunkel harmony. Wow. :)

At the moment, I've got this rattling around....
When I'm with you, it doesn't matter where we are,
Or what we're doing. I'm with you, that's all that matters.
Time passes much too quickly when we're together laughing.
I wish I could sing it to you, oh no,
I wish I could sing it to you.
Mostly I'm silent.

AdamJoshua 10-21-2014 01:17 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away……

It's more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play…..

shark 10-21-2014 04:18 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Try getting this outta your head after watching it:


http://youtu.be/3ZXWZMFlKWQ

:sl:D


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