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Mr B 10-06-2010 11:33 AM

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New:

In the afternoon I will go

GolfNut 10-06-2010 11:38 AM

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to the 2010 cigar show

Gophernut 10-06-2010 11:42 AM

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I will speak to some vendors,

Doctorossi 10-06-2010 11:51 AM

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and swoon over blenders

Gophernut 10-06-2010 12:30 PM

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and get me a free puro!

Gophernut 10-06-2010 12:32 PM

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The Vikings again have Moss,

GolfNut 10-06-2010 12:50 PM

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they'll have to get used to the loss

:r

Mr B 10-06-2010 01:11 PM

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For he sucked with the Raiders

Doctorossi 10-06-2010 01:22 PM

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and Viking memories are faders...

Gophernut 10-06-2010 01:49 PM

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But deep now the ball Favre will toss!

Gophernut 10-06-2010 01:49 PM

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My package was delivered today,

Mr B 10-06-2010 01:52 PM

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I let out a Hip Hip Hooray

Doctorossi 10-06-2010 01:54 PM

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There are goodies inside,

VTDragon 10-06-2010 01:58 PM

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of which many I will soon imbibe

VTDragon 10-06-2010 01:59 PM

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new one:

Patriots and Moss have divorced

Mr B 10-06-2010 02:04 PM

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he will make the next team, no better, of course

massphatness 10-06-2010 02:06 PM

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Traffic cops should be wary

icehog3 10-06-2010 02:30 PM

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Little kids think he's scary,

Doctorossi 10-06-2010 02:34 PM

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but he runs like a frickin' racehorse.

Doctorossi 10-06-2010 02:35 PM

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There's no NFL in real football.

icehog3 10-06-2010 02:45 PM

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Where players are prone to stand tall,

Gophernut 10-07-2010 08:50 AM

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unless they're kicked in the shin,

icehog3 10-07-2010 09:37 AM

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Or maybe poked in the chin,

GKitty 10-07-2010 09:58 AM

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In which case they just fall down and bawl.

GKitty 10-07-2010 10:06 AM

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New one:

At the start of a season a fan's hopes are high

Doctorossi 10-07-2010 10:13 AM

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but he's counting the days 'til he lets out a sigh.

massphatness 10-07-2010 12:00 PM

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Cuz his team's color is orange

:D

Gophernut 10-07-2010 12:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by massphatness (Post 1014933)
Cuz his team's color is orange

:D

(Dirty pool)

In Massholia he was bor(a)n(ge)

icehog3 10-11-2010 09:47 AM

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So by mid-season he does nothing but cry.

icehog3 10-11-2010 09:48 AM

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Herfing with the boys down in Texas,

Doctorossi 10-11-2010 09:53 AM

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the cigars and barbecue nexus.

icehog3 10-11-2010 10:54 AM

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We had some ribs and some sticks,

Gophernut 10-12-2010 10:23 AM

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and got our b.s. ing fix,

icehog3 10-12-2010 10:26 AM

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and a ride in Jerry Jones' Lexus.

icehog3 10-12-2010 10:26 AM

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Some people just don't ever get it,

Doctorossi 10-12-2010 10:33 AM

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It's a doggie, you dumbass- just pet it!

icehog3 10-12-2010 10:36 AM

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So now bark, little dog,

Doctorossi 10-12-2010 10:38 AM

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or feel the wrath of icehog

14holestogie 10-12-2010 11:02 AM

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When he asks let it be you should let it

14holestogie 10-12-2010 11:03 AM

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new one:

I sometimes can have an opinion

Doctorossi 10-12-2010 11:11 AM

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I'm not just a ditto-head minion!

icehog3 10-12-2010 01:00 PM

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So I'll sit back and smile,

Gophernut 10-12-2010 01:26 PM

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cause this could take a while,

icehog3 10-12-2010 01:30 PM

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It definitely helps to have thick skin(ion). :r

icehog3 10-12-2010 01:32 PM

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Heading out of the Highway,

VTDragon 10-14-2010 05:09 PM

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Trying to find my way

Gophernut 10-14-2010 05:19 PM

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thinking of my life,

icehog3 10-14-2010 05:24 PM

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And my crazy ex-wife,

Mr B 10-14-2010 05:25 PM

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and how she loved the "bi-way" :xxx

Mr B 10-14-2010 05:26 PM

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New

There once was a Dude from Nor Cal.


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