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Demented 01-21-2009 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by vstrommark (Post 181595)
"The video arcade is down the street. Here we just sell small rectangular objects. They're called books. They require a little effort on your part, and make no bee-bee-bee-bee-beeps. On your way please. "

The Never-ending Story

"Are you telling me there's something running around loose in the city, ripping out people's hearts and eating them so he can take their souls back to hell?"

MedicCook 01-21-2009 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Demented (Post 181914)
"Are you telling me there's something running around loose in the city, ripping out people's hearts and eating them so he can take their souls back to hell?"

Does it count if I had to cheat to find the movie?

chippewastud79 01-21-2009 08:21 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 181914)
"Are you telling me there's something running around loose in the city, ripping out people's hearts and eating them so he can take their souls back to hell?"

Split Second


"Greetings sled-god." :D

Starscream 01-21-2009 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 182230)
"Greetings sled-god." :D

Cool Runnings.


"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."

Demented 01-23-2009 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 182618)
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know."

Animal Crackers

"Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are."

Starscream 01-23-2009 04:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 186598)
Animal Crackers

"Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you're out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we'll be in be in here thinking what a sucker you are."

Duck Soup


"I know nothing. I am merely the messenger."

Demented 01-25-2009 02:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 187207)
"I know nothing. I am merely the messenger."

Stroker Ace

"Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, *muscle-headed moron*!"

Starscream 01-25-2009 04:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 190257)
"Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, *muscle-headed moron*!"

It's a Mad, Mad World





"You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If you're honest you're poor your whole life and in the end you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."

MedicCook 01-25-2009 04:22 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 190537)
"You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If you're honest you're poor your whole life and in the end you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."

High Noon.




"Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."

Starscream 01-25-2009 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MedicCook (Post 190550)
"Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."

Beverly Hills Cop




"Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no jacket, he's got no pants, he's got no boots. All he's got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne."

Demented 01-31-2009 10:23 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 190653)
"Every time he comes up, he's got no knife, he's got no..."

The Deer Hunter

"The house began to pitch - The kitchen took a slich - It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch - Which was not a happy situation for the Wicked Witch!"

Demented 02-02-2009 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Demented (Post 206619)
"The house began to pitch - The kitchen took a slich - It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch - Which was not a happy situation for the Wicked Witch!"

Another from the same movie...

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more."

CBI_2 02-02-2009 09:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 210298)
Another from the same movie...

"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more."

Wizard of Oz



"My friend and me got a hankerin' for Switzerland chocolate and a good smoke. "

JE3146 02-02-2009 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CBI_2 (Post 211404)
Wizard of Oz



"My friend and me got a hankerin' for Switzerland chocolate and a good smoke. "

Open Range





"Look, what happened back there, so not a big deal. Just think of it like a boob handshake between me and your lady's b..."

:D

LookAtBigErn82 02-02-2009 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JE3146 (Post 211514)
Open Range





"Look, what happened back there, so not a big deal. Just think of it like a boob handshake between me and your lady's b..."

:D

Blades of Glory


"Morning! I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early. So I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one. Then pow, all at once."

Demented 02-03-2009 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by LookAtBigErn82 (Post 211581)
"Morning! I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early. So I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up. She sure is a stubborn one. Then pow, all at once."

King pin

"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you"

kugie 02-04-2009 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Demented (Post 211924)
King pin

"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you"

William Munny
Unforgiven
Great Movie

"How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know"

Demented 02-04-2009 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by kugie (Post 213889)
"How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know"

The Bourne Identity

"That's right. Because deep down you know that you deserve to be punished. Don't you... "

Gophernut 02-04-2009 01:14 PM

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"I don't need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers. Besides which, I think the galaxy owes me one."

Kreth 02-04-2009 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gophernut (Post 214627)
"I don't need to be lectured by you. I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was in diapers. Besides which, I think the galaxy owes me one."

Star Trek: Generations

"Stephen is my name. I the most wanted man on my island, except I'm not on my island, of course. More's the pity."

LasciviousXXX 02-04-2009 01:55 PM

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Braveheart! GREAT movie :tu


"And may the Christian lord guide my hand, against your Roman Popery"

Demented 02-04-2009 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 214723)
"And may the Christian lord guide my hand, against your Roman Popery"

A great movie... Gangs of New York

"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

ThreeSheets 02-04-2009 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Demented (Post 214812)
A great movie... Gangs of New York

"If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

Time Bandits


"Don't wait for it to happen, don't even want it to happen. Just watch and see what DOES happen."

Skywalker 02-05-2009 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ThreeSheets (Post 214888)
Time Bandits


"Don't wait for it to happen, don't even want it to happen. Just watch and see what DOES happen."

The Untouchables!!!

"Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!"

LasciviousXXX 02-05-2009 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker (Post 216072)

"Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!"

:pu Batman Forever



"I drink your MILKSHAKE!"

:r

Demented 02-05-2009 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by LasciviousXXX (Post 216832)
"I drink your milkshake."

There Will Be Blood

"I can remember when I was a little boy. My grandmother and I could hold conversations entirely without ever opening our mouths."

LookAtBigErn82 02-05-2009 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Demented (Post 217931)
There Will Be Blood

"I can remember when I was a little boy. My grandmother and I could hold conversations entirely without ever opening our mouths."


The Shining


Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

chippewastud79 02-05-2009 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by LookAtBigErn82 (Post 218082)
Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

Old School

"Its a metaphor....but that really happened"

Killjoy 02-06-2009 11:27 AM

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sounds like that might be dodgeball if I remember right

" He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"

Demented 02-06-2009 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Killjoy (Post 219548)
"He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"

True Romance

"People think that pipes grow in their homes. But they sure as hell don't! Look at my knees! Look at my knees!"

Starscream 02-06-2009 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Demented (Post 219982)
"People think that pipes grow in their homes. But they sure as hell don't! Look at my knees! Look at my knees!"

Eraserhead





"Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?"

chippewastud79 02-06-2009 03:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by andysutherland (Post 220016)
"Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?"

Office Space

"Always take a call at a bar, either way you'll probably get a free beer out of it."

groogs 02-08-2009 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by chippewastud79 (Post 220025)

"Always take a call at a bar, either way you'll probably get a free beer out of it."

Superbad.

"Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bit**. I tell you man, she deaf. You know."

Demented 02-09-2009 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by groogs (Post 223402)
Superbad.

"Oh don't be like that! If I had a rock I'd bust your head bit**. I tell you man, she deaf. You know."

Transformers

"How 'bout a look at your willy Mister"

Kreth 02-09-2009 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Demented (Post 224508)
Transformers

"How 'bout a look at your willy Mister"

Michael Jackson's home video, aka Exhibit 17 for the Prosecution.

Demented 02-09-2009 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Kreth (Post 224520)
Michael Jackson's home video, aka Exhibit 17 for the Prosecution.

Ah... No.

Besides, never heard anything about him approaching men.

Demented 02-10-2009 03:07 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 224508)
"How 'bout a look at your willy Mister"

Another quote from the same movie

"Faces are a doddle compared to tits and ass. No hairline."

SvilleKid 02-10-2009 03:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 226441)
Another quote from the same movie

"Faces are a doddle compared to tits and ass. No hairline."

I'll give this a couple more hours before I jump in with the movie. Kinda obscure, but still should be someone else who can ID it before me!

chippewastud79 02-10-2009 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 227694)
I'll give this a couple more hours before I jump in with the movie. Kinda obscure, but still should be someone else who can ID it before me!

I have never even heard of the movie, but good quote though :tu

tunes 02-10-2009 04:44 PM

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Easy Rider

"It's a conspiracy, man."

s15driftking 02-10-2009 06:19 PM

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Usual suspects:

:Gimme the keys you cocksuckin-awe what the fcuk"

Fumes 02-10-2009 06:30 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Demented (Post 226441)
Another quote from the same movie

"Faces are a doddle compared to tits and ass. No hairline."

Brazil


"I wanna get into a good straight forward fight with a man over a can of beans. I gotta get in the dirt so I feel clean again."

Demented 02-10-2009 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SvilleKid (Post 227694)
“Kinda obscure”...

Brazil is one of my all time favorite films.

It was a hit in Europe, all but a total loss in North America, go finger!

SvilleKid 02-11-2009 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Fumes (Post 228025)
Brazil


"I wanna get into a good straight forward fight with a man over a can of beans. I gotta get in the dirt so I feel clean again."

This is the current quote that is up! The guess of:

Quote:

Originally Posted by tunes (Post 227793)
Easy Rider

"It's a conspiracy, man."

was an incorrect one. The Brazil was correct, so time to solve Fumes' quote!! Thanks for getting it, Fumes. Was afraid I was going to have to admit I had seen Brazil!!!:D:r:r

Hope someone knows Fumes' quote. I'm in the dark on it!

Fumes 02-11-2009 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fumes (Post 228025)

"I wanna get into a good straight forward fight with a man over a can of beans. I gotta get in the dirt so I feel clean again."

This might be a little too obscure... so a hint: Don Johnson.

Demented 02-12-2009 12:13 PM

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You stumped us Fumes. What movie is it from?

Fumes 02-12-2009 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Fumes (Post 228025)
Brazil


"I wanna get into a good straight forward fight with a man over a can of beans. I gotta get in the dirt so I feel clean again."

A Boy and His Dog (1974) -- a post-apocalypse film starring a very young Don Johnson. His sarcastic dog, who he communicates with telepathically, sniffs out food and women for him. A great low-budget cult movie. Based on a short story by Harlan Ellison.

chippewastud79 02-12-2009 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Fumes (Post 232031)
A Boy and His Dog (1974) -- a post-apocalypse film starring a very young Don Johnson. His sarcastic dog, who he communicates with telepathically, sniffs out food and women for him. A great low-budget cult movie. Based on a short story by Harlan Ellison.

New quote please :tu

GKitty 02-12-2009 04:01 PM

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I'll kick it off:

"Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?"

CBI_2 02-12-2009 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GKitty (Post 232136)
I'll kick it off:

"Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?"

Charlie Wilson's War


"Tough monkey. Guys like you end up in the stockade sooner or later. Some day you'll walk in; I'll be waiting. I'll show you a couple of things."


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