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dave 05-07-2014 08:57 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by mk05 (Post 1959229)
OOOHH CANNT YOUUU SEEEEeeeeEEEEE


YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEE

I'm gonna buy a ticket, now
As far as I can
Ain't a-never comin' back
Ride me a southbound
All the way to Georgia, now
Till the train, it run out of track

markem 05-07-2014 09:01 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I put this here for Tom, hoping that both the video and the song will finally leave me in peace. 3 days is too much!

Ow! Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad

bonjing 05-07-2014 09:02 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Hey I just met you
and this is crazy
so here's my number

markem 05-07-2014 09:05 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Oh crap - not another! Just popped in to my apparently damaged cranial cavity

Can't touch this!

Porch Dweller 05-07-2014 09:10 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
On a dark desert highway...

markem 05-07-2014 09:12 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Porch Dweller (Post 1959515)
On a dark desert highway...

:tu :tu :tu

This and Desperado as are earworms that I never mind. Oh, and Hotel California and Seven Bridges Road and Hole in the World Tonight and ... well, you get the idea.

dave 05-07-2014 11:27 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Don't you tell me 'bout your law and order
I'm try'n' to change this water to wine

icehog3 05-07-2014 01:27 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I'm a cold heartbreaker, fit to burn and I'll rip your heart in two
And I'll leave you lyin' on the bed

jonumberone 05-07-2014 03:03 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Risin' up, back on the street
I Took my time, took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

icehog3 05-07-2014 04:04 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Feeling so tired, can't understand it
Just had a fortnight's sleep
I'm feeling so tired, Ow! so distracted
Ain't touched a thing all week
I'm feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Ain't touched a drink all night
I'm feeling hungry, can't see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie
Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like Pavlov's dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

AdamJoshua 05-07-2014 04:16 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Out on the road today, I saw a deadhead sticker on a Cadillac
A little voice inside my head said, "Don't look back. You can never look back"
I thought I knew what love was
What did I know?
Those days are gone forever
I should just let them go but-

I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the sun
You got that top pulled down and that radio on, baby
And I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys of summer have gone

icehog3 05-07-2014 06:01 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
We got the bubble headed
Bleached blonde
Comes on at five
She can tell you 'bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye
It's interesting when people die

mk05 05-07-2014 07:38 PM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
lol @dave @bonjing

Step back you're dancing kinda cloossseee, feel a little...POKE comin' thrrruuuuu~~~~ on youuuuuuuu

jonumberone 05-08-2014 05:46 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
its a world of laughter and a world of tears
its a world of hopes and a world of fears
there's so much that we share
that is time we're aware

dave 05-08-2014 07:01 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
wth is wrong with you "guys"? This has become a haven for sadists, I swear

dave 05-08-2014 07:12 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean
She was the best damn woman that I ever seen
She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs

Porch Dweller 05-08-2014 07:28 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
I can see very well
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back

dave 05-08-2014 08:23 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
nice!....a little dark for my morning, but I like it! takes me back to


Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band

icehog3 05-08-2014 09:05 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
He was born a pauper to a pawn on a Christmas Day, when the New York Times said "God is dead"....

ArgusP2 05-08-2014 09:35 AM

Re: Your earworm is ...
 
Nice one dave... Now replace it with this...

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got,
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away...
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