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As the old stuff had started to boil,

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My hands and shirt got all dirty

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Wife came out and got flirty

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and we did it, there on the topsoil

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New:

I was told about fine cigars

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while shopping one day for cars

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it was rolled on the thigh

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Of a sweaty Irish guy,

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Now you know why I frequent Belfast's bars! :D

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Your mother just called on the phone...

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To tell you about the sweater she had sewn,

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She asked about assless chapps and nipple clamps...

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And why Woflgang has menstrual cramps,

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:sw :r

Next time ill think before answering the the phone.




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I once met this girl in a bar.......

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Who looked really hot from afar,

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I realized ive had too much beer and shouldnt go near

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Because up close her head was shaped like a jar!

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NEW:

Playing a nice game of hopscotch,

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My opponent tried to raise it a notch...

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And thinking he was slick