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Doctorossi 09-01-2010 09:53 AM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
If a Te-Amo is the worst you've had, consider yourself very privileged.

brigey57 09-01-2010 09:54 AM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?

I think the worse smoke I have had in recent memory would be the Consuegra Maduro. On a recommendation from a cigar friend I bought a bundle at JR Cigars. About a buck a stick and planned on smoking them as a yard cigar anyway. Big mistake. Burns HOT and bitter. No I don't over smoke or puff to frequently. It's just a certified dog rocket.
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Originally Posted by markem (Post 953084)
After a certain point, I don't distinguish if this one bad stick was worse than some other bad stick. Bad is bad. There are far too many that never made it past the first puff.

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govicgo 09-01-2010 10:34 AM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
Worst for me ... a Pirata presidente bundle I picked up from Thompson. They were fire logs disguised as cigars you could see the wax dripping from the maduro wrapper.

Parshooter 09-01-2010 10:42 AM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
Peterson, the pipe tobacco people.

bsmokin 09-01-2010 10:54 AM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
An Acid Kuba Kuba... :pu

icehog3 09-01-2010 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Parshooter (Post 973987)
Peterson, the pipe tobacco people.

Yeah, those cigars were pretty nasty, Marc.

md4958 09-01-2010 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 953195)
Cremosa Cubana, hands down. :r

Runners up:

Tamboril
Gurkha Regent
Fauxhiba at SHV


For those of you who weren't on CS back in 2005, Dave had a contest to see which cigar was worse, a Cremosa or a Tamboril. This was my entry after trying both cigars:

Tom, I just read this :r:r:r

md4958 09-01-2010 11:15 AM

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I'll offer: any Gurkha Ive ever smoked.

Im pretty sure Gurkha means dog-chit in Arab.

Adriftpanda 09-01-2010 12:23 PM

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Seriously, any one have a Temboril or that Gurkha Viper they wanna trade me?

wayner123 09-01-2010 02:03 PM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
Some of you might recall the "Gurkha Challenge" that smokinape put together. To this day the Gurkha Signature 101 Maduro Robusto is the worst cigar I have ever smoked. I sometimes get tremors just thinking about it.

icehog3 09-01-2010 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by md4958 (Post 974026)
I'll offer: any Gurkha Ive ever smoked.

Im pretty sure Gurkha means dog-chit in Arab.

I knew it, Moe! :r :r

Jbailey 09-01-2010 05:08 PM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
I got a Cremosa while at the Shack. I will have to see how bad this guy is soon. :tu

NCRadioMan 09-01-2010 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Jbailey (Post 974419)
I got a Cremosa while at the Shack. I will have to see how bad this guy is soon. :tu

Sounds like something Stormy would do. :r

Jbailey 09-01-2010 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NCRadioMan (Post 974432)
Sounds like something Stormy would do. :r

Do you want to help? :r

NCRadioMan 09-01-2010 05:34 PM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
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Originally Posted by Jbailey (Post 974438)
Do you want to help? :r

I'm always helping...bizarro!
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357 09-02-2010 10:44 AM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
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Originally Posted by Adriftpanda (Post 974079)
Seriously, any one have a Temboril or that Gurkha Viper they wanna trade me?

I have a Cremosa with a year or two of age on it...LOL

Doctorossi 09-02-2010 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 357 (Post 975234)
I have a Cremosa with a year or two of age on it...

Not trying to come off a snob, but I only smoke Cremosas from the 20th century.

Adriftpanda 09-02-2010 11:42 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 357 (Post 975234)
I have a Cremosa with a year or two of age on it...LOL

Yes, send it over. I think I can find something here for you. :tu

Volcodom 09-04-2010 02:05 PM

Re: what's the WORST cigar you've smoked?
 
ah yes the worst cigar I ever had the displeasure of almost vomiting up later. Now I'll be honest I stumbled upon this intensely rare find at a smoker friendly. After months of black and mild wine and those fine fine white owls which I loved oh so much (note to self find a time machine go back in time and punch self in the nards for ever smoking those vile things) I decided I would approach the mighty cabinet humidor they kept in the back near the Redman and so called pound bags of menthol pipe tobacco. After picking through three or for boxes of Drew Estate's acid line and deciding 10 bucks was too much for a 2 inch cigar, and 15 was too much for something black named after Shakespeare's masterpiece I found it. A real man's cigar the All American Churchil Maduro. Yes I said it, I smoked a brand called All American, had a tiny eagle on his band and everything. To say that I was horrified by the taste would be false. I thought I was big bad stuff with a 7 inch piece of dog dirt. I smoked one a little later, and after waking up from the coma and my months of therapy I am ready to talk about it. Consider something so vile, so evil that it actually makes being impaled on a telephone pole look like a good alternative. It tasted like stale air mixed with that oh so lovely rotting fish dumpster outside of your favorite long john silvers. the scent of the smoke was something akin to what happens when you introduce a yeti to a skunk, smear him with rancid milk and set him ablaze. Never smoke this abomination, ever.


this post is dedicated to whatever other fool victims this dog rocket has claimed, as I have been back to SF and these monstosities are all gone.

Bill86 09-04-2010 02:25 PM

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Some unlabeled dog rocket at New Havana smoke shop, Franklin TN. Some guy sold me 2 dogrockets which he said "GREAT" for $6 a smoke. I probably smoked half an inch of the cigar before chucking it out the window. AWFUL, never going back to that B&M again.

I should have known better when he said we're closed but I'll sell you 2 for $12 tax free.


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