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pnoon 06-10-2010 07:53 AM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Your order has been shipped. ;)
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Subvet642 06-10-2010 08:06 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by T.G (Post 882744)
When I'm in the middle of working on something which should be obvious to just about anyone and someone walks up and asks: "What are you doing?" my usual response is "Fvcking a duck, you wanna give me a hand here and grab some feathers?" while displaying the most psychotic smile and look I can muster.

I almost p!ssed myself laughing! :r:r:r

Brian D. 06-10-2010 08:11 AM

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"If you don't like the music go talk to the organ grinder, not the f***in' monkey!" (That's some of the best advice I've ever been given.)

"She's so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road."

kenstogie 06-10-2010 10:55 AM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
You can paint a garbage can platinum but it's still a garbage can.

You've were given two ears and one mouth. Use them in that ratio.

BradNC 06-10-2010 02:35 PM

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You can roll a turd in powdered sugar but it still ain't no jelly doughnut!

coastietech 06-10-2010 08:01 PM

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I've lived most of my adult life by this quote...

Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked.
-Ralph Ellison

TripleF 06-10-2010 09:01 PM

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All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Edmund Burke, Irish philosopher

joeobx 06-10-2010 09:56 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by icehog3 (Post 866621)
We sleep safe in our beds at night because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm.

:banger

joeobx 06-10-2010 10:06 PM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
From the first forman I worked for: if it was easy they'd pay monkeys to do it

wolfandwhisky 06-11-2010 12:22 AM

Re: YOUR favorite sayings......
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by coastietech (Post 883934)
I've lived most of my adult life by this quote...

Had the price of looking been blindness, I would have looked.
-Ralph Ellison

Great quote Joe.


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